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President, I love being a father!

I'm not your slave, you bastard! She's furious! She's furious! I'm furious! WE'RE BREAKING UP! She's laughing like crazy! We'll discuss this in a hundred years She was her ex boyfriend, mother hated down and out, but he praised her as treasure, when Tsenin, you want my heart, my life, I can give you at any time

Ji Chi · Urban · MTL

Life of Being a Crown Prince in France

In France, just entered Versailles, with the identity of the Crown Prince. The only problem was that the reigning king was Louis XVI, and in two years, he'd be "snapped"... Since I couldn't rely on dear old dad and the ministers, I had to take matters into my own hands to reform France! First, make a bit of easy money to solve the financial crisis that had plagued the nation for hundreds of years. Then give a harsh lesson to those nobles harboring treacherous intentions and plotting to seize power. Next, confiscate the Church's abundant lands, acquired without lifting a finger. Industry, technology, agriculture, commerce—I will all advance side by side, I, the greatest Crown Prince in France! That year, when the little British struggled with the allied forces at his borders, I simply took over his little island. That year, my sword pointed at all of Europe, the magnificent feat Napoleon didn't accomplish, I will achieve!!!

Mount Tianhai · History

I Turned Wild After Being Doted On By The Big Bosses

After she wakes up from being reborn, she becomes the little pitiful girl who is sent into a mental hospital by her biological elder brothers. Her biological elder brothers only dote on the fake young miss, the ‘younger sister’ who is switched at birth. She despises her in any possible way. So, Pei Yunge makes trouble and deals with the fake young miss, waiting for them to tell her to scram. However, the brothers’ attitudes are extremely strange. President Qin sneers. “My younger sister destroyed a shop? Buy the entire mall for my younger sister to trash!” Best Actor Qin raises an eyebrow. “She sent herself to the casting couch? What am I then, dead?” God Qin’s expression is dark. “You repeatedly played tricks and bullied Ge’er. Did you think I was blind?” Pei Yunge: “?” #Scum brothers have days when they’re abnormal too# … After returning to eight years ago, before the Qin family goes bankrupt, the brothers only cares about their biological younger sister that died so terribly because of them. So what if she is talentless and stupid? She remains the apple of their eye, one they swear to protect and love! Just as the brothers take determined steps and find Pei Yunge… “My Yunyun got first place in the world championship again. What a good girl.” The refined and dignified man smiles charmingly. After her real identity is exposed, she is seethes with rage. She grabs the man and bites him. “Don’t even think about humoring me home.” The three biological brothers: “?” #What is with this strange development and wild man# [Doted on by everyone + Identity Reveal] [An extremely cool and foxy boss and a President wolf in sheep’s clothing]

Su Xianning · Urban

The Days of Being in a Fake Marriage with the CEO

No one is optimistic about the marriage between the most respectable man in Yun Cheng and the most disfavored daughter of the Mu family. Their poor impression of the female protagonist — a meek, ugly, and underachieving college student — had them surmising that her husband would eventually divorce her. Mu Huan: I don't know if we'll get a divorce, but my married life has me returning home to piping hot meals, being chauffeured everywhere, and having a professor for my tutor. My happiness probably started when I met you, the perfect man who brought me to see more of this world and led me to such a wondrous life, during the toughest time of my life.

Fragrant Peach Blossom · Urban

Young Master Is Being Jealous Again!

In her past life, Qin Ruan was deeply embroiled in a family feud, framed, and died with unfulfilled desires. Having been reincarnated, she returned armed with a pregnancy report and made her way to the gate of the prestigious Huo Family in Capital City, one hand on her lower back. It was rumored that Huo Sanye, the legitimate grandson of the Huo Family, was decisive and ruthless, endowed with an aloof sophistication, unpredictable mood swings, and was utterly unfeeling and heartless. Sanye was about to take a wife, an illegitimate daughter located and brought back by the Qin Family. This news exploded throughout Capital City! No one believed that an illegitimate daughter could securely hold the position of the Huo Family Head's wife; everyone was waiting for their divorce. Leveraging her reincarnated mystical abilities, Qin Ruan set up shop under Tianqiao, stirring up the major power dynamics within Capital City. The fourth-generation golden grandson of the Huo Family even crawled out from Qin Ruan's belly. As her true identity gradually revealed itself, no one dared to belittle her anymore. Year after year passed by, not only did Qin Ruan and Huo Sanye not divorce, they flaunted their love daily. Everyone was frustrated to the point of smashing their bowls, they had their fill of this sickening sweetness! —— Mini-theater: Qin Ruan: "Young man, you have a peach blossom curse, and you are likely to encounter a blood disaster soon." The famous movie star scorned her remark and turned to leave. That evening, the movie star, disheveled, begged Qin Ruan, "Miss Qin, save me!" Qin Ruan: "Sir, I see a dark aura surrounding you, you're likely in grave danger." A tycoon in the business world nearly upturned her stall in anger. But two days later, the big shot knelt before Qin Ruan, pleading for his life! From then on, everyone from newly established nobility to members of the prestigious and powerful families all treated Qin Ruan as a respected guest.

Flowery Lady · Urban

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