Your Momma So Fat Jokes Novels & Books - WebNovel

Novels920

Popular

#ROMANCE #WEAKTOSTRONG #FACESLAPPING #MARYSUE #CHEATS
After Transmigrating, The Fat Wife Made A Comeback!
Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?
Mountain Springs · Urban
4.7
#WEAKTOSTRONG #MYSTERY #TRANSMIGRATION #REVENGE #BEAUTY #CEO #POWERFULCOUPLE #FACESLAPPING
Transmigrated as Fat young missy
Mo Ran, an extremely talented and gorgeous Army doctor, found herself transmigrated into the body of a 130 kilos unfavoured young daughter of Qin family, Qin Yan. Originally with powerful medical and martial arts skills, Mo Ran faced great difficulty dealing with heavy body of Qin Yan. She vowed to loose weight and restore her original appearance. No matter how difficult it was, she was determined. Her vicious mother and white lotus sister stood shocked seeing the changes in Qin Yan but the faceslapping had just begun. Her plans were perfect but a little bun suddenly intervened.. "I like Sister Yan. Dad, I want to live with Sister Yan." The CEO of Xi Corporation, the richest business magnate in the country said, "We both Father and son like you. Come home with us." FL : Strong and determined. ML : Crafty and shrewd.
_Shining_Soul_001 · Urban
4.2
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #CULTIVATION #TRANSMIGRATION
Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?
Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09
Mizako · Eastern
4.2
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy. The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch! In the depths of shadow and the dark tide. Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World. The World began to buzz with activity! A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner. "I like to develop!" "Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and Evil God's skeletons?" "I told you, I like to develop, and this is the fate of those who hindered my growth!!"
Black No. 2 · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
#ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #R18 #COMEDY #WEAKTOSTRONG #HAREM #TRANSMIGRATION #ANTIHERO
Transmigrated as a Fat villain: All heroines are after me
DROPPED = Rest assured this book is being dropped only because it has many plot holes. It was my first book, so there were several grammatical errors. Additionally, due to very few readers engaging with the later plot of the book, I did improve, but this book wasn't enough to provide any benefit since I depend on writing to earn my living. I apologize, but this is and will be my first book and the last one that I drop.
A4KL · Fantasy
4.4
#ACTION #HAREM #ACADEMY
So Pure, So Flirtatious
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better. As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Along the way, he has many interesting and romantic encounters with the ladies who are charmed by his shameless flirting. How will he use his superpowers? Will he be able to overcome evil and bring justice to the world? Who will he choose to be with at the end? -------------------- Chat with us on Discord https://discord.gg/xvjj4dA Chat about other Exodus Tales novels at https://discord.gg/7X4BGdc Check out our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/GT.SPSF If you want to support us even more, check out our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/SPSF Character List: http://gravitytales.com/page/so-pure-so-flirtatious/character%20list
Fishman The Second · Urban
4.0
#COMEDY #SLICEOFLIFE #SWEETLOVE #FIRSTLOVE #SWEET #LOVETRIANGLE #CRUSH #BABY #CHILDHOODSWEETHEARTS
Love So Sweet
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention. When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her. Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country. Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s hand, heading straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Holding a newly registered red book and meeting her gaze, the corner of his lips finally turned up as he finally got her absolute attention. --- Entering WPC 265 - Childhood Sweetheart --- Cover Illustration: kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. You're My Only Star 5. The Dragon Beside Me 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die
zetsubouaichan · Urban
4.8
#ADVENTURE #MAGIC #DARK #OVERPOWERED #VILLAIN #BETRAYAL #ACADEMY #DRAGON #THESTRONGACTINGWEAK #NO-HAREM
Your Not So Ordinary Villain
A millennium had passed, and everything had lost its meaning in his eyes. Many heroes emerged from generation to generation, but he stood the test of time. That was his life, waiting for someone to come along and defeat him, but no one did. Nobody dared. Nobody tried. How can he allow this to happen? With the aid of his magic, he rose from his throne and set out into another world in search of excitement and, perhaps, a worthwhile adventure. What would happen if this last boss decided to venture into the human world for fun? PS: This novel has joined Fantasy Carnival
bluerabyss · Fantasy
4.4
#ACTION #ROMANCE #ADVENTURE #REINCARNATION #SYSTEM #OVERPOWERED #ANTIHERO #KINGDOMBUILDING #ACADEMY #NO-HAREM
Not-So an Extra
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity. And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way. Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him. ===== A/N: This novel is heavily inspired by many famous video games.
Admirably_ · Fantasy
4.7
#ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #CAMPUS
The Fat God System
Made 4 years ago! ----DROPPED---- Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ————————————————— “FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......” Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted. Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body. “1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.” —————— Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ‘Baras’, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth. Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire. Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesn’t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, that’s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not. Updates daily after my finals I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the cover. If you are on mobile, pull down to see him in HD.
KangarooCruz · Fantasy
4.4
#ACTION #ROMANCE #COMEDY #CEO #MAFIA #CONTRACTMARRIAGE
My Boss Is So Arrogant
"Marry me!!" Rose stared at the person who was sitting infront of her crossing his long legs.She gripped the fabrics of her dress.Her nails were digging into her soft flesh but she was not concerned about it at all.If she was some other girl,no wonder she would be very happy and consider herself lucky but she very well knew the person infront of her was not less than a devil. "What if I don't agree?Will you kill me?" Rose said coldly staring directly at his charming grey eyes without any fear in her voice. The next moment,she discovered he was very close to her.His long slender finger started stroking her face giving her a shudder down her spine, "You will...Because you have no choice sweetheart.." He mumbled in her ears.. ****************************************** Meet Rose Wesley.... Her beautiful face,kind nature and sweet appearance will surely charm you.Recently she graduated from business school.Unfortunately on the day of her farewell party she offended an arrogant man.But when she went for an interview, she discovered that her boss was someone that she already met.Fate made her met with the man she offended before. He is Kelvin Kyle,CEO of Kyle corporation.Number one business tycoon who is considered to be the most dangerous,ruthless and powerful figure in the country.And as expected he started making things difficult for her in different aspects. Would ever be their hatred for each other converted into love or any conspiracy???? What will happen when she comes to know the true face and motive of Kelvin!!!! Things will be more complicated when an Italian Mafia boss will head over heels for her. Also a hidden enemy who will blackmail her with her buried secret that she kept hidden from the world for years.... Life is very difficult when you are unaware about your surrounding.Specially a bunch of enemies... Things are not always like that we see through our eyes.Sometimes it's very difficult to identify who is the villain and who is the hero....... Will her life change for welfare or become more difficult??? [Currently I am editing the chapters.There may be few mistakes,spelling and grammatical errors, in the book.Please ignore my mistakes until I am done and support my book :-)]
AnonnaRahman13 · Urban
4.8
#ROMANCE #TAGALOG
Your Stranger
A man who really hated woman, needing one to save his family hierarchy. This book composed of its Sequel. * Your Stranger ( Completed ) * Your Lucky Charm ( Complete d) Thank you! Your Stranger was already translated in English, you may now search it to Search Bar! Dearly Possessive Sweet Love Thank you po ulit sa supporta! @International_Pen The Cover is not Mine. Hi there Readers, thank you once again for Patronizing my Novels TAGALOG NOVELS: 1. The Devilish CEO ( Completed ) 2. Your Stranger ( Completed ) 3. Your Lucky Charm (Completed ) 4. Doctor Alucard Treasure (Ongoing) ENGLISH NOVEL 1. Dearly Possessive Sweet Love ( Ongoing ) 2. The Devilish CEO ( English ) ( Upcoming ) Thank you so much
International_Pen · Urban
4.8
#ROMANCE #R18 #REVENGE #CEO
A Vow So Beautiful
"Prisana, it's not too late to stop now before we do something we both regret." "Break me," she whispered into his lips. "You're the kind of despicable man I'm looking for that can ruin me for good." "That I can do." ——————— VOLUME 1 - AVSB COMPLETE Summary: Vows are supposed to be promises of undying love. But they were broken even before the bride—Prisana could make it to the altar. Fate brought her to Dane. A mysterious man turned CEO. They were never supposed to meet. When they share a night of passion, both believed they would never cross paths again. But fate was always cruel as Prisana has become captive by men she once loved, upon meeting the man that gifted her pleasure. Their passion however only further ignites when Dane vows once and for all, a vow so beautiful that will shatter everything to pieces. ——————— VOLUME 2 - ADSB ONGOING Summary: Meet the devil, Leonardo Duval. He doesn't believe in love. Meet the nemesis, Gianna Lockhart. She strays away from love. Both treat love like a game and when the two meet, it isn't exactly under the right circumstances. But for the first time in his life, the devil has met his match when he crosses paths with the alluring nemesis that has captivated him right from the very start. Gianna is a beautiful, smart, and independent spy who wants to make a name for herself in the spy world but what happens when she is forced to strike a deal with the devil? All hell breaks loose as she sells her body to the devil and in the midst of all the chaos, tries desperately to keep her heart safe from his clutches.
valeriex · Urban
4.7
#SLICEOFLIFE #BL #YAOI #ARRANGEDMARRIAGE #LOVEAFTERMARRIAGE
A love so unexpected
“ I do ”. Leo said as he looked at Luke. Luke smiled. “ I announce you both as husbands. You may kiss ”. Leo felt his breath hitch. Luke smiled moving forward. Leo closed his eyes and felt Luke’s lips on his forehead. A smile made its way to his lips. Luke pulled away and smiled turning to the front. Leo did the same. He glanced at Luke with a sparkle in his eyes. He couldn’t help but think maybe……… just maybe Luke isn’t as much of a jerk as he thinks of him. Luke smiled pulling Leo closer. Leo glared even if he was smiling. Luke only winked at him. Leo shook his head turning to the front. Luke grinned. Luke has to work hard to save his company to prove himself and Leo only wants to be able to put his own gallery..... and the marriage seems to be the only solution. The first impression might always not be the best. The person might be something else than what you think of them as. In the same way, Leo and Luke crossed paths unknowingly and the impressions left behind are different. And now their fates are entwined putting them together. Is it good or bad ? Read to find out. (There is an auxiliary volume, please keep checking it from time to time in case I edit it. It is just A/N but it would be nice if you do so)
MScPhysics · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
#ROMANCE #COMEDY #ENTERTAINMENT
Your Potty Partner : Adult Jokes Added Daily
Hello WebNovel Readers, "Your Potty Partner" is the new-age way to get your daily dose of Adult humor, anytime, anywhere - with WebNovel's easy-to-use app and website. Don’t blush: 80 percent of the mobile users admit to using their phones in the bathroom. 'Add This Book to your collection' - for your next bathroom visit: check out the latest added Jokes to pass the time during your next extended reign on the throne. These adult jokes are guaranteed to put a cheeky smile on your face. You can also share your own jokes in the "comments section - below the chapters". Have Fun!! -------------- Yang Studio is a writers’ circle which is a support group for writers who wish to be among like-minded people. If you want to start writing and are looking for inspiration, this circle is for you. Books published on WebNovel are works of the respective writers from the circle. For reporting any content, readers can contact us. --------------
Yang_Studio · Fantasy
Not enough ratings
So Let Us Rejoice
Even the nicest of guys can decide to cut loose at some point, especially if he's at college and a frat brother invites him to a party. Unfortunately, that can end quite badly. Luckily for Dante ap Owen, it doesn't -- until he keeps needing to piss every few minutes and he sees blood in his urine. Another stroke of luck for him is the substitute professor, also a medical doctor he’s been crushing on, who happens to be there when he passes out in class and pushes him to come to his clinic.<br><br>But Dante and his beloved, critically ill mother are under the control of his bitter uncle, who also provides health insurance. If his uncle finds out Dante is being treated for anything, let alone what Dante fears is an STD, he's ... Dante doesn't want to think about that. So he flees the clinic before he has to make a follow-up appointment.<br><br>The good doctor shows up at his uncle's farm when phone calls do nothing. And when Dante's uncle invites the doctor to dinner and serves a meal worthy of Medea, the doctor urges Dante and his mother to leave. But will they? And will Dante realize the doctor wants him as much as he wants the doctor?
Tinnean · LGBT+
Not enough ratings
Apocalypse: The Fat Lady Strikes Back
Qiao Lingxiang is a lady weighing 125kg. She's a lady who gets fat even from drinking water, a lady who is hated by everyone because of her appearance. She's the lady who gets beaten to death on a field. She doesn't transmigrate or gets reborn. She just opens her eyes and is resurrected. Then, she receives a strange ability. Whenever she loses a little weight, she gains healing abilities. She imagines that it can only allow her to cure all injuries and illnesses but, she realizes that she can also speed up the growth of plants and turn rocks into ores. The first step for survival? Set up a stall selling all kinds of medicinal herbs, weapons, potions, and energy ores. There's no need to worry about having no electricity anymore! Cen Yi is resting in his room when he hears the lady calling him. "Are you going to patronize my stall today?" He hooks his fingers at her and says in a domineering tone, "Come closer. I will buy all your items today. You belong to me tonight."
Bao Baozi · General
4.7
Fat or Slim?
Alina memiliki tubuh yang gempal dan juga besar. Dia memiliki hobi yaitu makan. Setiap detik dia akan mengunyah apa saja. Asalkan mulutnya terus merasakan makanan. Alina kerap dipandang rendah oleh teman-temannya di sekolah. Dengan alasan tubuhnya yang gemuk, memiliki banyak lemak dan tidak secantik mereka. Para gadis-gadis yang populer di kalangan laki-laki. Alina sadar, dia tidak boleh terus-terusan berada dalam kondisi seperti ini. Dia akan kurus dan mulai diet. Namun, semuanya membutuhkan pengorbanan. Alina mulai diet dengan mengurangi separuh dari jatah makan dan juga cemilannya. Termasuk minum Boba kesukaannya sekali dalam seminggu. Bila sebelumnya dia menikmati Bona sehari sekali. Tapi tidak dengan sekarang. Alina membuat prospek pada dirinya sendiri. Dia akan berevolusi dengan kehidupan lebih sehat, berolahraga, makan makanan sehat dan tidak boleh berlebihan. Setiap harinya fokus untuk mengurangi lemak membandel di tubuhnya. Sampai pada suatu hari, laki-laki yang dahulunya dicintainya, kini datang dan memujinya. Usaha yang dilakukan oleh Alina membuah hasil. Dia sekarang dipuji oleh orang-orang yang dulunya mem-bully Alina.
Ayu_Cager_Sweger · Teen
4.9
#ACTION #ROMANCE #COMEDY
Dear Momma
Dear momma.... I am a year older than you today,I have a loving family,I'm successful writer,I got married to the love of my life...lol,I think I did more than you did in your life time....but am in the hospital today just like you....lol....at least I lived a year older than you.... This book is going to be me baring my soul to you....taking you through the journey of life I went through.... letting you in on my darkest secrets...I hope we all learn a thing or two from it. We are all looking for purpose in life....me too even on this hospital bed,I wonder if I had fulfilled mine. But one thing I know for sure,is if given another opportunity to re- live the life I had lived....I wouldn't have changed a thing about it expect that my momma be here by my side . Let the part begin!! Sorry,I mean the story
Abigail_uchechukwu_9058 · Teen
Not enough ratings
#MAGIC #WEAKTOSTRONG #DEVIL #IMMORTAL #FIRSTLOVE #FUTURE #PRINCESS #GETTINGBACKTOGETHER #CHILDHOODSWEETHEARTS
Not So Demon
“Don’t forget me never,” A man spoke while crying on her lap. Floriana smiled and strokes his black hair using her last energy to speak she said, “Let us meet one hundred years later.” With her last breath, he held his cries in but couldn’t when he saw a tear dropped from her eyes. A hundred years passed. Hearts are broken and reunited. But is the identity she thinks about herself are true? Is she the daughter of the Angel Lord? or is she someone forgotten from the world? A romance sparks between two people but before that, problems interfered them. ===== Bronze Winner of WFP#21 Female Lead- Angels and Demons DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN THE COVER ART AND BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER. (Temporary Cover) (If you are the artist of this art and wish to out it down send me a message in the comment section)
anlaS0 · Fantasy
Not enough ratings