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After Transmigrating, The Fat Wife Made A Comeback!

Qiao Mei transmigrated into a novel as a supporting character with the same name as her who lacked presence. This supporting character was a country bumpkin who couldn’t get married due to her obesity. According to the original script, this country girl Qiao Mei was a fatty spoiled by her grandfather. However, their relatives were all vicious and cruel people. Her grandfather had poor health, so once he died, the relatives would divide and swallow up his assets. Hence, her grandfather’s greatest wish was to marry Qiao Mei off. For this, even sacrificed and betrayed his good friend’s grandson, Xia Zhe. Grandpa got Xia Zhe drunk and had Qiao Mei forcibly take the strong and handsome Xia Zhe with her body which weighed more than two hundred pounds. Then, grandpa would catch them the next day and force Xia Zhe to marry Qiao Mei. However, that eventually caused the start of Qiao Mei’s unfortunate life. Also, in the original story, Qiao Mei took possession of Xia Zhe’s mysterious jade. But due to Qiao Mei’s stupidity, her cousin's sister had tricked Qiao Mei into giving her the jade, which resulted in the cousin’s family becoming rich. When Qiao Mei transmigrated here, it was during the awkward moment when she was making love to the man after making him drunk. She woke up groggily the next day and grandpa’s team had already appeared at the door. Qiao Mei was frightened. She didn’t want to proceed on the original path and marry a man who didn’t love her. And so, she lied and chased grandpa away. She also pushed the man out before forcing herself to look at her tanned and chubby reflection in the mirror! Alas, she cried at her ugly appearance… Like a sumo wrestler in large cloth underwear, even the plus-sized apparel shops didn’t have clothes in her size. And her face was the size of a pizza, a scorched pizza! Qiao Mei decided to reform her life! The first step, lose weight! The second step, clean up her room! She used to be particular about cleanliness, and although her current house had a huge courtyard, she could only describe it as messy! The third step was to hold onto the jade tightly so her greedy cousin wouldn’t stand a chance! Only, wasn’t the tall and handsome Xia Zhe supposed to hate her according to the original story? Why was he being nicer and nicer to her?

Transmigrated as Fat young missy

Mo Ran, an extremely talented and gorgeous Army doctor, found herself transmigrated into the body of a 130 kilos unfavoured young daughter of Qin family, Qin Yan. Originally with powerful medical and martial arts skills, Mo Ran faced great difficulty dealing with heavy body of Qin Yan. She vowed to loose weight and restore her original appearance. No matter how difficult it was, she was determined. Her vicious mother and white lotus sister stood shocked seeing the changes in Qin Yan but the faceslapping had just begun. Her plans were perfect but a little bun suddenly intervened.. "I like Sister Yan. Dad, I want to live with Sister Yan." The CEO of Xi Corporation, the richest business magnate in the country said, "We both Father and son like you. Come home with us." FL : Strong and determined. ML : Crafty and shrewd.

Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?

Horrible Accident? Check Otherworldly Soul Yeeting? Check Taking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? Check Unable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double Check In the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so. But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, strange and monstrous warriors to fight in his stead. By using this world's laws combined with his knowledge of Earth, watch as Zhen Liu stands above the so-called aether saints to become the one and only kaijin lord! "What the hell is a train"?! "Something that's about to kick your butt. Get him"! "Yes my lord"! Cover art done by JacKLYart on Twitter My Twitter: https://twitter.com/MajorMizako?t=23kOezglRcDjEUKcmpZQiA&s=09

Transmigrated as a Fat villain: All heroines are after me

DROPPED = Rest assured this book is being dropped only because it has many plot holes. It was my first book, so there were several grammatical errors. Additionally, due to very few readers engaging with the later plot of the book, I did improve, but this book wasn't enough to provide any benefit since I depend on writing to earn my living. I apologize, but this is and will be my first book and the last one that I drop.

So Pure, So Flirtatious

Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better. As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Along the way, he has many interesting and romantic encounters with the ladies who are charmed by his shameless flirting. How will he use his superpowers? Will he be able to overcome evil and bring justice to the world? Who will he choose to be with at the end? -------------------- Chat with us on Discord https://discord.gg/xvjj4dA Chat about other Exodus Tales novels at https://discord.gg/7X4BGdc Check out our Facebook page https://www.facebook.com/GT.SPSF If you want to support us even more, check out our Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/SPSF Character List: http://gravitytales.com/page/so-pure-so-flirtatious/character%20list

Love So Sweet

The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention. When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her. Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country. Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s hand, heading straight to the Civil Affairs Bureau. Holding a newly registered red book and meeting her gaze, the corner of his lips finally turned up as he finally got her absolute attention. --- Entering WPC 265 - Childhood Sweetheart --- Cover Illustration: kirinlukis --- Shared universe with: 1. Loving You Too Much 2. True Love and Other Lies 3. A Lifetime with You 4. You're My Only Star 5. The Dragon Beside Me 6. Commander Qi's Runaway Wife 7. The Wedding Planner's Romance 8. The Author Must Die

Not-So an Extra

Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity. And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way. Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him. ===== A/N: This novel is heavily inspired by many famous video games.

My Boss Is So Arrogant

"Marry me!!" Rose stared at the person who was sitting infront of her crossing his long legs.She gripped the fabrics of her dress.Her nails were digging into her soft flesh but she was not concerned about it at all.If she was some other girl,no wonder she would be very happy and consider herself lucky but she very well knew the person infront of her was not less than a devil. "What if I don't agree?Will you kill me?" Rose said coldly staring directly at his charming grey eyes without any fear in her voice. The next moment,she discovered he was very close to her.His long slender finger started stroking her face giving her a shudder down her spine, "You will...Because you have no choice sweetheart.." He mumbled in her ears.. ****************************************** Meet Rose Wesley.... Her beautiful face,kind nature and sweet appearance will surely charm you.Recently she graduated from business school.Unfortunately on the day of her farewell party she offended an arrogant man.But when she went for an interview, she discovered that her boss was someone that she already met.Fate made her met with the man she offended before. He is Kelvin Kyle,CEO of Kyle corporation.Number one business tycoon who is considered to be the most dangerous,ruthless and powerful figure in the country.And as expected he started making things difficult for her in different aspects. Would ever be their hatred for each other converted into love or any conspiracy???? What will happen when she comes to know the true face and motive of Kelvin!!!! Things will be more complicated when an Italian Mafia boss will head over heels for her. Also a hidden enemy who will blackmail her with her buried secret that she kept hidden from the world for years.... Life is very difficult when you are unaware about your surrounding.Specially a bunch of enemies... Things are not always like that we see through our eyes.Sometimes it's very difficult to identify who is the villain and who is the hero....... Will her life change for welfare or become more difficult??? [Currently I am editing the chapters.There may be few mistakes,spelling and grammatical errors, in the book.Please ignore my mistakes until I am done and support my book :-)]

The Fat God System

Made 4 years ago! ----DROPPED---- Please check out my new book I Will Be Lazy! ————————————————— “FAT GOD SYSTEM ACTIVATED USING EXCESS FAT AS MANA......” Hugh’s body suddenly started to convulse and constrict. He felt pain all over his body as his muscles started to spasm and his skin started to shrink. Sweat started to drip all over his body and onto his shirt. The pain was so intolerable that he fainted. Once he awoke, he finds that his body has now become fit and healthy. His muscles were defined and his jawline became sharp. His previous black hair had now become white. He could feel the power coursing through his body. “1 minute until the body has no more fat and loses all power. Warning! Please eat more food to maintain your transformation.” —————— Humanity has explored the Milky Way and now wants to conquer other galaxies. After meeting a strange intelligent life form called ‘Baras’, humanity regressed back into the solar system and other neighboring systems near Earth. Those that explored other galaxies brought with them knowledge and mysterious items that suddenly brought forth dungeons, mysterious forests, mutated animals, and a new power in humans. Desire. Hugh is a poor and obese 17 year old who doesn’t have the riches and talent to unlock his Desire. He is very smart though, that’s why he enrolled in a prestigious academy that fosters new talent whether they have Desire or not. Updates daily after my finals I especially commissioned a portrait of Hugh in his transformation. That is him on the cover. If you are on mobile, pull down to see him in HD.

A Vow So Beautiful

"Prisana, it's not too late to stop now before we do something we both regret." "Break me," she whispered into his lips. "You're the kind of despicable man I'm looking for that can ruin me for good." "That I can do." ——————— VOLUME 1 - AVSB COMPLETE Summary: Vows are supposed to be promises of undying love. But they were broken even before the bride—Prisana could make it to the altar. Fate brought her to Dane. A mysterious man turned CEO. They were never supposed to meet. When they share a night of passion, both believed they would never cross paths again. But fate was always cruel as Prisana has become captive by men she once loved, upon meeting the man that gifted her pleasure. Their passion however only further ignites when Dane vows once and for all, a vow so beautiful that will shatter everything to pieces. ——————— VOLUME 2 - ADSB ONGOING Summary: Meet the devil, Leonardo Duval. He doesn't believe in love. Meet the nemesis, Gianna Lockhart. She strays away from love. Both treat love like a game and when the two meet, it isn't exactly under the right circumstances. But for the first time in his life, the devil has met his match when he crosses paths with the alluring nemesis that has captivated him right from the very start. Gianna is a beautiful, smart, and independent spy who wants to make a name for herself in the spy world but what happens when she is forced to strike a deal with the devil? All hell breaks loose as she sells her body to the devil and in the midst of all the chaos, tries desperately to keep her heart safe from his clutches.

A love so unexpected

“ I do ”. Leo said as he looked at Luke. Luke smiled. “ I announce you both as husbands. You may kiss ”. Leo felt his breath hitch. Luke smiled moving forward. Leo closed his eyes and felt Luke’s lips on his forehead. A smile made its way to his lips. Luke pulled away and smiled turning to the front. Leo did the same. He glanced at Luke with a sparkle in his eyes. He couldn’t help but think maybe……… just maybe Luke isn’t as much of a jerk as he thinks of him. Luke smiled pulling Leo closer. Leo glared even if he was smiling. Luke only winked at him. Leo shook his head turning to the front. Luke grinned. Luke has to work hard to save his company to prove himself and Leo only wants to be able to put his own gallery..... and the marriage seems to be the only solution. The first impression might always not be the best. The person might be something else than what you think of them as. In the same way, Leo and Luke crossed paths unknowingly and the impressions left behind are different. And now their fates are entwined putting them together. Is it good or bad ? Read to find out. (There is an auxiliary volume, please keep checking it from time to time in case I edit it. It is just A/N but it would be nice if you do so)

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Not So Demon

“Don’t forget me never,” A man spoke while crying on her lap. Floriana smiled and strokes his black hair using her last energy to speak she said, “Let us meet one hundred years later.” With her last breath, he held his cries in but couldn’t when he saw a tear dropped from her eyes. A hundred years passed. Hearts are broken and reunited. But is the identity she thinks about herself are true? Is she the daughter of the Angel Lord? or is she someone forgotten from the world? A romance sparks between two people but before that, problems interfered them. ===== Bronze Winner of WFP#21 Female Lead- Angels and Demons DISCLAIMER I DO NOT OWN THE COVER ART AND BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER. (Temporary Cover) (If you are the artist of this art and wish to out it down send me a message in the comment section)

Marry U Again, Aimee

Dia datang kembali! Mengusik hidupku dan ingin aku kembali padanya. Sehingga haruskah aku kembali padanya dan mengingkari sumpah yang telah aku patuhi selama bertahun-tahun selama ini? Malam itu, semua berawal dari malam itu. Hingga sesuatu yang tidak terduga terjadi. Lalu memaksa mereka untuk harus menikah lagi bagaimana pun Aimee tidak menginginkannya. Pria lain hadir. Berusaha mengacaukan hubungan mereka dan bagaimana keputusan Aimee? ig : @lenzluph_story

Love is so sweet

A female writer who has problems eating properly, due to a past she wants to forget. She has a life-changing encounter with a man she meets in a hospital. A story of change, acceptance, love, and redemption starts here.