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System for Dummies

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What is System for Dummies

Leia o romance System for Dummies escrito pelo autor Fearmongering publicado no WebNovel. Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis, or P. Enis as his friends called him, had everything. Until one day he lost everything. Saved by the THE-ALPHA-OMEGA-SUPER-ULTRA-DELUXE-FINAL-BEST-EVER-ABSOLUTE-...

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Prince Edward Nigel of Isle Secularis, or P. Enis as his friends called him, had everything. Until one day he lost everything. Saved by the THE-ALPHA-OMEGA-SUPER-ULTRA-DELUXE-FINAL-BEST-EVER-ABSOLUTE-APEX-NEW-FANTASTIC-LOVELY-AWESOME-WONDERFUL-FEROCIOUS-TASTY-DEVILISH-Nano-MACRO-GODDISH-REDDISH-YELLOWISH-GREENISH SYSTEM FOR DUMMIES, or in short, AOSUDFBEAANFLAWFTDNMGRYG-System for Dummies he became strong again. Join him as he rises up again, punishes all his bullies, gets a harem and finds every treasure.” Novel contains: Insults to the reader's intelligence, irony, sarcasm. Novel does not contain: Good Synopsis. Notable achievements: Reached 69 collections on the 69th chapter

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Fearmongering
FearmongeringAutorFearmongering

Shameless 1 star review here. This author has lied to all of us. He promised us a harem, but I have read 1 chapter and there is no harem. How dare he? I was promised a harem and a system─both are clearly not here. I have no idea why the story is called System for Dummies, when there is not even a system in the first 2 chapters... this is literally a scam. The author is a scammer. I will only rate more if you add more members to his Harem. Please author post more chapters.

William_Pendragon
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This book is extremely high IQ, it requires the reader to sit down and truly ponder over the meaninglessness of life. In the grand scheme of things, does anything truly matter? How can we possibly create something that will stand the test of eternal time? Well. this book answers that question. Read it, and you will be enlightened. This book is the only thing that truly matters in life, ignore my warning and your life will continue to be meaningless. Please, bring both of your braincells along for the wild ride this book is.

The_Procrastinator
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mathepid
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Ima gonna give it a five stars for being so profoundly dense, Without care for the tense, Nothing can be more intense, Than making a parody for a pence. System for Dummies is really about morons, With terribly busted neurons. The author is above the norm, So the five star is not a con ;) .

SelfProclaimedNerd
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You'll need the following: A cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice and a bottle of whiskey. Sample the whiskey, take a sip to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whiskey again, to be sure it is the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer; beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whiskey is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer. Break two eggs, add to the bowl, and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt or something. Who cares? Check the whiskey. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one tablespoon of sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Dont forget to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whiskey again and go to bed. Oh right... the story is good btw.

slowpokeChaos
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This 5 star review was totally not sponsored by the author. He totally did not give me 3 powerstones in exchange for this review. And by the way try my upcoming novel, Tales of Isfet. It's much better than this. Of course, the only prerequisite is that you will have to use your brain, which is not required for this masterpiece of a novel. It's SYSTEM afterall!

Deleted857
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Help!! Help!! Help!! It's urgent, Help, he is holding my family hostage and forces me to rate this story 5 stars. Please, he has a knife....

NobleQueenBee
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Haven’t read a single word of this-except for the title- but I can say without a doubt that it is the best thing you will read ever on WN. I mean, it has System in the title. S Y S T E M, the pure genius is hard to understand. I truly want to read it, but alas I still have a life. So long suckers.

Eking_James
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Man how did I get here? Well definitely not because I asked to do this. I definitely don't speak to the author on a social media app, what gives you that idea? I wonder how people will see this, considering only high IQ people can read it. Oh well. So I read one word, literally one, and told myself this was the best book ever. This isn't up for debate, it is the best book ever. The author is right, who needs a book with interesting characters, a good plot, an amazing writing style, and great world building if you could just slap a big busty elf on the cover and get 100+ collections immediately. Even though a rack have a horrible effect on the back, though anime will never teach you that. Speaking of which, why is there so much fanservice in anime? All those up skirt shots and really odd zoom ins on the female character's chest make me wonder what I'm watching. Has it ever rubbed you the wrong way that these are teenagers being drawn by adult men? Have fun thinking about that while you watch the next episode of "generic mc gets a harem out of nowhere." Speaking of harem, I've never understood them. It's mentally, emotionally, financially exhausting to keep up with more than one woman. Harems are only existing in the bedroom, but in any other category, it's a nightmare. Sure, 13 year old boys won't see anything wrong with it, but that's the magic of growing up. Speaking of growing up, has anyone ever realized the double standards in anime? A female tsundere can hit her love interest all she wants and people find it cute, but if a dude did it, then it's a problem. I've seriously never understood how this is considered cute and wholesome. Oh right...the book. It's good, everyone should ditch the book they're currently reading and read this one. I love you author, please marry me UwU.

colour_art
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hey can you draw Draw Dobby the house elf as a VERY tall lady but one leg is a bit shorter than the other she is wearing a hot pink perm with bright blue eyeshadow and a neon 80s outfit i need it by friday can pay 5złoty and write hey amanda sorry i forgot to pick you up from rehab on it thanks

Chuck45Single
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Zu lange habe ich dieses Buch vor mir hergeschoben. Jahrzehnte gar. Obgleich ich, als ich den Titel zum ersten Mal hörte, eine ziemlich genaue Ahnung von dem hatte, was mich beim Lesen erwarten würde. Aber ich habe nicht mit solch einem Genius gerechnet. Ja, er ist unser Dichterfürst und seine anderen Werke habe ich schon mehrfach gelesen. Aber dieses! Dieses Buch schlägt alles! Zumindest für mich. Ich bin so tief von diesem Buch berührt, mir fehlen die Worte.

aigotcha
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As a beta reader(he planned it in a discord i was in and i was talking to him while he made it) Here's my completely serious review made by me! HOW DARE THIS AUTHOR make me think that this was going to be a cliche story, with millions of plotholes, only to give me this fantastic story! The harem is great and flavorful, with every girl getting treated equally, and the 'scenes' are great too! The character design is goated, with my mind constantly being blown at how 5head this author and the characters such as the Antagonists and MC himself are! The World Background is a 10/10, there's just so many layers and you can tell the author's spent much blood, sweat and tears on this. Overall, 1000/10 book, start reading! The warnings on the synopsis are just jokes... Now can I see my family, please? It's been years, Fearmongering.

KappaKappa
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A true hidden gem and a masterpiece. The MC is the chaddiest cheddar that you could imagine. Just in the first few chapters he has already conquered and impregnated every girl in the book and he is so sigma kappa lambda male that he even hit every girl in every other book on WN, while killing and slaughtering every other male that comes close to him. For what reason? Cuz he can? Duh? His system is unique and fresh because thats the only system novel I have read so far.

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