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Chuck45Single
Chuck45SingleLv22yr
2022-05-23 23:11

Zu lange habe ich dieses Buch vor mir hergeschoben. Jahrzehnte gar. Obgleich ich, als ich den Titel zum ersten Mal hörte, eine ziemlich genaue Ahnung von dem hatte, was mich beim Lesen erwarten würde. Aber ich habe nicht mit solch einem Genius gerechnet. Ja, er ist unser Dichterfürst und seine anderen Werke habe ich schon mehrfach gelesen. Aber dieses! Dieses Buch schlägt alles! Zumindest für mich. Ich bin so tief von diesem Buch berührt, mir fehlen die Worte.

System for Dummies

Fearmongering
4.7
108 Chs

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Fearmongering
FearmongeringAuthor

Shameless 1 star review here. This author has lied to all of us. He promised us a harem, but I have read 1 chapter and there is no harem. How dare he? I was promised a harem and a system─both are clearly not here. I have no idea why the story is called System for Dummies, when there is not even a system in the first 2 chapters... this is literally a scam. The author is a scammer. I will only rate more if you add more members to his Harem. Please author post more chapters.

2yr

William_Pendragon
William_PendragonLv15

This book is extremely high IQ, it requires the reader to sit down and truly ponder over the meaninglessness of life. In the grand scheme of things, does anything truly matter? How can we possibly create something that will stand the test of eternal time? Well. this book answers that question. Read it, and you will be enlightened. This book is the only thing that truly matters in life, ignore my warning and your life will continue to be meaningless. Please, bring both of your braincells along for the wild ride this book is.

2yr
The_Procrastinator
The_ProcrastinatorLv12

Reveal spoiler

2yr
mathepid
mathepidLv11

Ima gonna give it a five stars for being so profoundly dense, Without care for the tense, Nothing can be more intense, Than making a parody for a pence. System for Dummies is really about morons, With terribly busted neurons. The author is above the norm, So the five star is not a con ;) .

2yr
slowpokeChaos
slowpokeChaosLv11

This 5 star review was totally not sponsored by the author. He totally did not give me 3 powerstones in exchange for this review. And by the way try my upcoming novel, Tales of Isfet. It's much better than this. Of course, the only prerequisite is that you will have to use your brain, which is not required for this masterpiece of a novel. It's SYSTEM afterall!

2yr
Deleted857
Deleted857Lv1

Help!! Help!! Help!! It's urgent, Help, he is holding my family hostage and forces me to rate this story 5 stars. Please, he has a knife....

2yr
NobleQueenBee
NobleQueenBeeLv5

Haven’t read a single word of this-except for the title- but I can say without a doubt that it is the best thing you will read ever on WN. I mean, it has System in the title. S Y S T E M, the pure genius is hard to understand. I truly want to read it, but alas I still have a life. So long suckers.

2yr
Eking_James
Eking_JamesLv10

Man how did I get here? Well definitely not because I asked to do this. I definitely don't speak to the author on a social media app, what gives you that idea? I wonder how people will see this, considering only high IQ people can read it. Oh well. So I read one word, literally one, and told myself this was the best book ever. This isn't up for debate, it is the best book ever. The author is right, who needs a book with interesting characters, a good plot, an amazing writing style, and great world building if you could just slap a big busty elf on the cover and get 100+ collections immediately. Even though a rack have a horrible effect on the back, though anime will never teach you that. Speaking of which, why is there so much fanservice in anime? All those up skirt shots and really odd zoom ins on the female character's chest make me wonder what I'm watching. Has it ever rubbed you the wrong way that these are teenagers being drawn by adult men? Have fun thinking about that while you watch the next episode of "generic mc gets a harem out of nowhere." Speaking of harem, I've never understood them. It's mentally, emotionally, financially exhausting to keep up with more than one woman. Harems are only existing in the bedroom, but in any other category, it's a nightmare. Sure, 13 year old boys won't see anything wrong with it, but that's the magic of growing up. Speaking of growing up, has anyone ever realized the double standards in anime? A female tsundere can hit her love interest all she wants and people find it cute, but if a dude did it, then it's a problem. I've seriously never understood how this is considered cute and wholesome. Oh right...the book. It's good, everyone should ditch the book they're currently reading and read this one. I love you author, please marry me UwU.

2yr
colour_art
colour_artLv1

hey can you draw Draw Dobby the house elf as a VERY tall lady but one leg is a bit shorter than the other she is wearing a hot pink perm with bright blue eyeshadow and a neon 80s outfit i need it by friday can pay 5złoty and write hey amanda sorry i forgot to pick you up from rehab on it thanks

2yr
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