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F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos!

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What is F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos!

WebNovel で公開されている、DRACULAVONDEATH の作者が書いた F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos! の小説を読んでください。What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thou...

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What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thought as he watched the live video feed of a human battleship ram his empires fleets cruiser after the battleship's canons melted down from firing nonstop from the start of the battle. Only to hear his anxious ministers report. What?! The humans are orbital dropping their ground forces and beginning orbital bombardment during a fleet battle?! What the f*ck are they nuts?!? P.S. This book is inspired by The Strongest Interstellar Commander its a great book I suggest reading it.

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robby_fins
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I like this book , nice story , nice storywritting

VERMITHOR
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author is this connected to your new novel

Predator_Agent
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I am impressed about the development of hte story. It is really interesting to read. Though I was quite shocked about the later development of the story. All in all it ist very interesting to read, but takes a very dark turn after ch. 40.

WasUp_IKnowYou
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I really like where the story is heading, and I also love the way you write =)

SoBored
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The seems familiar for some reason as if I’ve read this some where

00Zero
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I can smell the potential in this one.

Jonny_Mad
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interesting story wondrous dark sci-fi that give life to an amazing intrigue. unique mc definitely recommend

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