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F*ck Humans Are A Bunch Of Psychos!

What the hell?! At first, we were wiping the floor with those four-limbed mammalians! But what is this situation?! What the hell is the human fleet doing in our capital solar system?! The emperor thought as he watched the live video feed of a human battleship ram his empires fleets cruiser after the battleship's canons melted down from firing nonstop from the start of the battle. Only to hear his anxious ministers report. What?! The humans are orbital dropping their ground forces and beginning orbital bombardment during a fleet battle?! What the f*ck are they nuts?!? P.S. This book is inspired by The Strongest Interstellar Commander its a great book I suggest reading it.

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C30

"We lost UNOES Vigorous, Typhoon, Wywern, Man of War, and Aegis ..."

I listened to Aurora's report as I watched mushroom clouds rise one after another on the Briaans Gaia type homeworld surface through my quarter's armored window.

While space debris from the Aix star fortress floated through with parts of the destroyed Einherjar warships and strike craft mixed with human and briaan corpses.

Destroying the star fortress was quite easy, all we had to do was to bombard it with our railguns and strike craft from ultra-long distance.

The star fortress was so massive that it could only keep itself from getting captured by Aix gravity while we could maneuver our warships just in the nick of time to miss the star fortress railguns slugs.

But once we started orbital bombardment we no longer had that advantage, we had to pay the price of 5 battleships until we destroyed all the planetary anti-orbital canons.

And for whole two months continued to bomb the shit out of Aix with our railguns that were even more effective than nukes and our bombers.

I thought only to hear Aurora break down all of a sudden.

"... j... just how can you act as if nothing happened? Thousands of our soldiers are dead, how can you remain emotionless after seeing the KIA list?!"

Aurora with tears in her eyes said as she collapsed onto one of the chairs in front of my holographic table.

Without saying anything I grabbed two empty glasses and a bottle of whiskey.

"You get used to it also alcohol helps and..."

I said as I extended one of the filled-up glasses to Aurora who after grabbing it downed it in one go as I did the same.

"Cough*Cough*Cough* And what else?"

Aurora although already experienced life and death once these past two months was at a breaking point because, unlike the first time where she had barely any time to comprehend what was happening before she blacked out.

This time she executed my orders which resulted in thousands of deaths one after another asked after almost coughing her lungs out because she wasn't used to something this strong.

"S*x"

I answered without any change in my expression making Auroras stare at me with a dead-fish face as I sat down on the corner of my table.

Only for Aurora to drop her glass grab the bottle of whiskey and drink a mouthful in one go.

Then without any warning, she grabbed my collar and kissed me to which I responded by grabbing her ass, lifting her up while turning around, and placing her on my table.

...

"So he's still not talking?"

The officer responsible for Dracula's interrogation asked as he looked at his filthy and bloody naked tattoed mangled body covered in already festering wounds from the inhuman torture he went through.

"No sir we tried everything and I mean everything that wouldn't kill him right away."

The frustrated soldier who performed the interrogation said as he spread his bloody hands.

"I can see that."

The officer said as he forcefully swallowed down his vomit because it was too much even for him as he looked at the bloody torture tools on the equally bloody table with Dracula's bloody nails and teeth littering the bloody floor.

Fuck I need to make him start spilling the beans otherwise im a deadman.

The officer cursed mentally after remembering that if he doesn't complete his mission he will get executed by a firing squad for his dereliction of duty as he grabbed the bloody hammer and was about to crush some of Dracula's fingers but stopped after noticing that they were already crushed.

"Fuck!"

The officer cursed out as he dropped the hammer and walked in front of Dracula and was about to punch him to wake him up but froze as an overwhelming sense of fear assaulted his body and mind.

His handcuffed to his chair yet my instincts are still screaming at me not to get too close to him, for fucks sake just what kind of monster in human skin is he?

The officer thought as he started snapping his fingers while calling out to half-conscious Dracula.

"Hey, wake up. I said wake the fuck up!"

MC POV

The officer raored as he punched my face with all the strength he could muster in a fit of anger causing me to spit out some blood from my toothless mouth and look up at him.

As I did the officer got scarred shitless and collapsed onto his ass after looking into my dead-looking eye in which he swore he saw howling wraiths and demons who tried their hardest to escape from my green eye and couldn't wait to tear him to pieces.

"Sir!"

The soldier and his assistant cried out as they helped him stand up only to get pushed away by the pissed-off and embarrassed officer.

"Fuck! I don't fucking care anymore just kill the fucking cunt already!"

"But sir..."

"Just fucking do it!"

The officer roared at his subordinates but seeing that they were hesitating he put on welders gloves and grabbed a piece of barbed wire.

"Last chance asshole! Are you going to talk or not?

The officer asked me while looking at me with murderous eyes to which I just stared back at him without saying a word.

"So be it then!"

The officer shouted as he went behind me, wrapped the barbed wire around my neck, and tightened it causing the razors to dig into my skin, muscles, and blood vessels.

"Last chance fucker! You better start talking or I swear to god I'm gonna rip your head off your shoulders!"

The officer once again gave me a death threat as he used all his strength causing the razors to dig in even more and move shredding my neck to pieces.

I just remained still I didn't fight back nor screamed because Ive grew numb to pain after the first few days of the inhuman torture the only thing that was on my mind was the thought that I can finally rest in peace.

I was tired I was so f*cking tired of all the killing and fighting.

I thought as I smiled causing the two soldiers to get creeped out as fuck while my vision was rapidly getting dark only for the sound of sirens to blare out through the entire interrogation facility.

"Sir we need to get out of here now an ICBM is en route to our location!"

A scarred shitless soldier screamed as he ran into the room causing the officer to let go and run out immediately with the other two soldiers.

"Hahaha..."

Dracula couldn't help but laugh out loud while choking on his own blood as the bunker killer ICBM drilled itself deep into the ground and vaporized everything in 3 kilometers radius after its warhead detonated itself.

...

I opened my eyes only to see Aurora sleeping in my embrace after our wild shorter than Lilith's f*cking marathon as I groaned in displeasure because of having to relive my memories which weren't the fun ones.

Shit why the f*ck did I start dreaming about my last life all of a sudden don't tell me I'm going to die again soon?

I asked myself as I grabbed an almost empty bottle of scotch, popped one of Reed's pills into my mouth, and swallowed it down with scotch.

Only for Ares call to appear in my HUD view.

"Im listening"

I answered with displeasure evident in my voice because my hangover was killing me, I think I and Aurora must have drank at least 10 liters of high-percentage alcoholic beverages each while f*cking.

"I'll enter Aix orbit in three hours as soon as I do were starting a combat meeting"

Ares said making me groan out loud.

"Urghhh cant we do it in like 10 hours? My head is f*cking killing me..."

I asked to which Ares who immediately understood what kind of headache I was having responded by snapping at me.

"For f*cks sake son I know you got problems but were in a f*cking war get a f*cking grip on yourself!"

Tch! It's not my fault you got yourself a wife old man! No need to take it out on me!

I complained mentally while answering Ares.

"Understood sir"

I said as I hung up the call.

F*ck it a few more mins.

I cursed out mentally after trying to make myself get out of bed.

Alright most likely most of you will be pissed as f*ck at me for forcing the deal between Drac and Aur I can already hear, "That's so forced!", "Bad writing", "This is trash", I hear you and I'm sorry but I had to do it for the plot anyways let me know your thoughts.

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