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Bai Jin is reborn before the sanctification of the Three Pure Ones and is taken as a disciple by Tongtian. In a strong sense of crisis, Bai Jin embarks on his path of survival, currying favor with his elders, making powerful connections, subtly influencing the grand scheme of the ancient cosmos, and building a network of relationships to protect himself. In the process, Bai Jin also earns numerous accolades. Tai Shang: "Bai Jin possesses great wisdom!" Yuan Shi: "Among Tongtian's disciples, only Bai Jin is worth noticing." Tongtian: "It's Bai Jin who understands me the best." Zhun Ti: "When Bai Jin becomes shameless, this poor monk willingly admits defeat!" Duo Bao Rulai: "Bai Jin is a despicable, shameless, treacherous villain." The Jade Emperor: "There is no one more loyal and righteous than my nephew, Bai Jin."

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.) Tags: Villain MC, Antihero, R-18, Dark, Mature, Smut, Male Lead, Dominant Male Lead, Possessive Male Lead, Cold Protagonist, Manipulative Protagonist, Ruthless MC, Scheming MC, Calculating MC, Charismatic MC, Seductive MC, Alpha Male, Overpowered MC, OP MC, Morally Grey MC, No Redemption, Evil MC, Villainous MC, Dark Romance, Erotic Romance, Forbidden Romance, Twisted Love, Toxic Love, Obsession, Possessiveness, Yandere, Harem, Dark Harem, Reverse NTR, NTR, Netorare, Betrayal, Revenge, Revenge Plot, Love and Betrayal, Heartbreak, Jealousy, Love-Hate Relationship, Complex Relationships, Emotional Manipulation, Psychological Manipulation, Gaslighting, Mind Games, Power Play, Control, Domination, Seduction, Temptation, Desire, Lust, Dangerous Attraction, Dark Desire, Mature Women, Older Women, MILFs, Multiple Heroines, Beautiful Heroines, Jealous Heroines, Rivalry, Love Triangle, Love Polygon, Tragic Past, Dark Past, Trauma, Character Corruption, Moral Corruption, Unforgivable Actions, Cruelty, Vengeance, No Mercy, Power Struggle, Political Intrigue, Conspiracy, Schemes, Dark Fantasy, Fantasy, System, System MC, Transmigration, Reincarnation, Isekai, Magic, Dark Magic, Noble MC, Royalty, Aristocracy, Hidden Identity, Secret Power, Power Progression, Leveling System, Slow Burn, Plot Twists, Revenge Romance, Forbidden Desire.

Zhou Li has been able to see demons since he was young, but it wasn’t until the end of his senior year in high school that he actually came into contact with one. "You can see me, right?" "You must be able to see me!" "You were looking at me just now!" The barefoot youth kept pace with Zhou Li. "Stop pretending, I've figured you out!" "Hey! You're still pretending?"

After his mother dies from a serious illness, Mo Jingchun is left to shoulder the burden of raising his six-month-old sister on his own. Fortunately, he’s an exceptional student and he awakens the Science System. "Congratulations, dear host, for winning the AI Assistant's first-generation Jarvis source code."

Défiguré après un accident malheureux, Shen Lang, un médecin, est devenu si laid que personne n'ose le regarder. Cela le pousse à devenir plutôt un noble esprit et à sauver des vies le long des frontières déchirées par la guerre. Il mène une vie solitaire, restant célibataire jusqu'à ce qu'une bombe lui ôte la vie. À ce moment fatidique, il jure que s'il peut revivre et retrouver son beau visage, il utiliserait son charme pour séduire la plus belle femme et vivre une vie extrêmement détendue. Il se réincarne dans un autre monde et dans cette vie, il possède le corps d'un homme absolument séduisant. Cependant, le propriétaire dudit corps est un gendre vivant sous le même toit, qui a été chassé pour être un imbécile inutile, d'un riche marchand. Afin d'atteindre son objectif de vivre une vie extrêmement détendue, Shen Lang trouve un moyen de devenir le nouveau gendre de la 'Déesse' du bien plus influent Palais du Comte. Pourtant, la seule façon de vivre vraiment une vie détendue et agréable est d'éliminer tous ses ennemis et tous ceux qui cherchent à faire tomber le Palais du Comte !

Lin Wan transmigrated into a book and became the stepmother of the male lead. Her husband was an undisputed big shot in commerce and was cold, decisive, and ruthless. Her stepsons were each more eccentric and difficult than the other... until they took part in a variety show as a family. Five families were competing, each of which was perfectly harmonious... Except for Lin Wan's family. Naturally, they were the control group once the variety show aired. Every other family would have scenes of the parents cooking and the children helping adorably, a picturesque sight of family harmony. On the other hand, Lin Wan and her three stepsons ignored each other as they had crackers and ham for their dinners amidst an eerie silence. At night, while the other families went out happily stargazing and moon-watching, Lin Wan and her stepsons told each other horror stories, leaving the viewers petrified! Netizens were flaming as they watched, but they soon noticed that the control group was changing... Even though the eldest son insisted that he disliked his stepmother, he sneaked off to buy her a scarf! The second son declared his favorite person was his father but voted for his stepmother instead! The third son was also caught putting his stepmother's favorite candy below her pillow! The netizens were shocked, but it's true: the tsundere stepsons were extraordinarily close with their stepmother!

Chu Feng crossed the Jiuzhou Continent and inherited the Ancestor God Blood Pearl, cultivating until he became a Peak Martial Emperor. By chance, he saved an exquisitely beautiful woman with whom he fell in love and married. Unexpectedly, the woman turned out to be the Empress of the Jiuzhou Empire, and after giving birth to twins, a dragon and phoenix, she left without saying goodbye. Through numerous rigorous cleansing and marrow-washing sessions conducted by Chu Feng, these young children astonishingly developed supreme Divine Runes within them, capable of suppressing all forms of energy across Jiuzhou. Three years later, while dull and adorable, the invincible but unaware siblings, took advantage of Chu Feng's secluded meditation during Crossing the Divine Tribulation, sneakily slipped out of the village, and embarked on a journey to find their mother.

**Title:** **The Revolt of the Fates** **Attractive Description:** In the tumultuous world of Weckoplay, two revolutionaries emerge from the shadows to challenge elite oppression. Frothy, an 18-year-old with a murderous look and a katana in hand, fights tirelessly to overturn the educational system that marginalizes failures and loners. Dressed in his iconic black and red hoodie, he is a symbol of resistance, determined to bring justice to those who have been forgotten. At the same time, Rumar, an heir to the powerful Heavenly Beast clan of Hell, emerges with his own vision of revolution. With the power to trap bullies in the hell of his heavenly beast, he quickly becomes a feared and respected figure. When the territories' leaders attempt to co-opt him for their own ends, Rumar demonstrates his unmatched strength, subduing them and consolidating his rule. Their fates become intertwined in an explosive confrontation.

Semenjak perceraian kedua orangtuanya, Aneska tinggal bersama kakak kandung dan kakak iparnya. Keadaan bukannya membaik, justru kehidupan Aneska semakin menderita. Perilaku seorang kakak ipar kepadanya seperti perlakuan seorang Ibu tiri kepada anak tirinya. Membuat Aneska tumbuh menjadi seorang gadis yang tomboy. Namun wajahnya yang sangat cantik membuat dirinya disukai oleh banyak laki-laki. Namun rasa trauma Aneska yang diberikan oleh orangtuanya sendiri membuat Aneska tidak pernah membuka hatinya untuk laki-laki. Dan semua laki-laki menyerah untuk mendekatinya. Kecuali satu orang laki-laki yang terus berjuang untuk mendapatkannya. Tetapi tetap saja, sedikit kemungkinan untuk lelaki tersebut dapat diterima oleh Aneska. Berbagai cara sudah dilakukan oleh lelaki tersebut. Mulai dari dirinya yang berusaha untuk bisa berteman dengan Aneska sampai menjadi seseorang yang selalu ada di saat Aneska dalam kesusahan. Sampai pada akhirnya ketika Aneska sudah terlalu menderita dengan kehidupannya bersama kakak iparnya, hanya lelaki tersebut yang ada di sampingnya. Membuat Aneska merasa dilindungi oleh lelaki tersebut. Lambat laun akhirnya Aneska menerima keberadaan dan hati leleki tersebut yang sudah diberikan kepada Aneska sejak lama. Kehidupan berumah tangga yang sangat ditakuti oleh Aneska selama ini ternyata adalah sebuah kesalahan besar. Menikah dengan lelaki yang telah menyukainya terlebih dahulu membuat Aneska hidup bahagia tanpa ada suatu masalah yang membuat mereka berdua bertengkar hebat. Mereka menjadi keluarga yang harmonis sampai salah satu di antara mereka lebih dulu meninggal dunia.

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