Tell some halloween jokes and funny stories.
Joke: What do you call a witch at the beach? A sand - witch! Here's a funny story. There was a group of kids on Halloween. One of them was dressed as a mummy but he wrapped himself up so much that he couldn't move well. When they went to cross the street, he got stuck in the middle and the cars had to stop. Everyone was laughing while they helped him get to the other side.
Joke: What kind of streets do zombies like? Dead - ends. For a funny story, there was a girl who dressed as a cat for Halloween. She had a long tail attached to her costume. While she was running to the next house to get candy, she accidentally stepped on her tail and tripped. But she got up quickly, dusted herself off and said 'This cat has nine lives, I'm still going for that candy!'
Share the best halloween jokes and funny stories you know.
Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. A funny story happened at a Halloween party. A man dressed as Frankenstein was dancing really wild. He got so into it that his fake head fell off. Everyone around him burst out laughing and he just joined in the laughter and continued dancing without his head on.
What are some funny Halloween cartoon jokes?
How about this: Why did the vampire take art classes? Because he wanted to learn how to draw blood! It combines the vampire theme with a play on the phrase 'draw blood' and art classes.
What are some funny Halloween cartoon jokes?
Well, one could be: Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he wanted to have a boo time!
Funny it jokes and stories
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
Funny Rugby Jokes Stories
Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.
Funny Chicken Jokes and Stories
Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.
Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories
Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.
Funny doctor jokes stories
Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Rd jokes and funny stories
Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.