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On the night of her coming-of-age ceremony, Nan Zhi is lured into a trap by the people closest to her and falls pregnant. Four years later, she returns with her son. A respected and domineering man suddenly barges into her world. "Speak! Who is the child's father?" An adorable child holding a water gun appears out of nowhere, shouting, "Who is this wild man? How dare he snatch Brother Jie's goddess?!" From then on, two small domineering brats and a manchild are added to her world. In the middle of the night, he sneaks into her room, pressing a heated kiss onto her lips. "Woman, do you know what's the result of stealing my seed?" "What?" "From now on, you have to let me kiss and pamper you everyday." Erm… How was her inability to walk the next day, the result of his pampering?

He is the most powerful man in the Imperial City, the master of the empire's rise and fall. Displease him, and your fate can be summarized in two words - Destruction! But this arrogant woman does not regard him in the slightest! Two years after marriage, she was all about clinging to him, and he was all about divorcing her; she tried innumerable times yet failed, but he successfully divorced. Who would have guessed that on the first night following their divorce, she carefully strategizes and finally succeeds? Ming Mei: "What crime have I committed?" Kang Chen sat high on the judgment seat, "Theft!" Ming Mei: "What have I stolen from you?" "Heir!"

Qiao Mu moved in with the rich and powerful Qiao family as a bastard when she was five. She lived on tiptoes, fearful of upsetting her stepmother and stepsister. Living in the mansion next door was a big brother who spoiled her like a princess, buying her all the cakes and candies in the world. However, he suddenly disappeared one day. Ten years later, he was back. Qiao Mu first encountered him again on her eighteenth birthday party, even though she did not recognize him, and she ended up waking up in his bed! A series of event unfolded after that, and Qiao Mu was certain that this man was no longer the affectionate big brother who doted on her. But was it really so? What was actually on his mind?

Lin Wanwan is a pitiful mentally-disabled girl. Not only does she suffer abuse from her stepmother, her stepmother even attempts to use her as a sexual commodity to pleasure others. Eventually, the poor Wanwan dies from an overdose… Perhaps a god or a devil had witnessed her tragic fate, but Wanwan gets a brand new chance at life—an external soul takes over her body and gains Wanwan's memories. The resurrected Lin Xiao swears to seek revenge for Wanwan. Having witnessed Wanwan's death and resurrection process, Tang Chen is intrigued by the changes she undergoes. When he tries to cheat Wanwan to gain possession of her, a knight descends from the sky and saves her. He allows her to seek his help thrice. Just who is this mysterious knight? The revived Wanwan demonstrates her astounding talent and intelligence. Not only does she leave her enemies helpless against her, but she also becomes a celebrity who sweeps through the entertainment industry. Who exactly is she? When Wanwan interacts more with the knight, she realizes that he is actually a devil… "From this moment forth, every inch of your body is mine. Resistance is futile." He had descended like Satan, wantonly occupying her body and mind… It's fine. Even if he's the devil, he would still be trampled beneath her feet.

Duo Duo's new book "Daily Life of the Beloved Wife in the House" has been released. Welcome all to read it--- A large brick bed, a big black wall, a room all deserted. A suit of clothes, not long enough, washed to a bleached old gown. One day, she woke up ten years younger, ending up with a beguilingly good-looking husband. But she just beat him up this morning--Damn, how to deal with this? A certain wickedly charming man coldly looked at her: "Tell me, what trouble have you run into this time?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PS: Duo's completed works, "Gentle and Cute Wife Comes to Tease", "Fall in Love, Chief Executive", "National Film Emperor is too Good at Flirting", are rich and highly recommended for reading. Regular readers group: 285699337, knock on the door... names of any of Duo’s book characters are accepted. VIP readers group: 611482740. Fans with a score of 2000+ or those who have a full set of any of Duo's books can join.

The emotionless Young Master Bo had finally gotten married. Rumor had it that the new Mrs. Bo was easily jealous and had set a family rule on their wedding night: Her husband was to return home every night, and no other females could be around him! Gradually, everyone in Jiang City realized that Young Master Bo's wife was a tigress! On their wedding anniversary, Young Master Bo brought his wife along for an event. Mrs. Bo was young, pretty, and delicate. Every time her eyes lingered at any man a second longer, her husband wouldn’t hesitate to destroy that man's company! Faced with everyone’s gazes, Mrs. Bo couldn’t help but decry, "Bo Jingyan, you've been ruining my reputation again!" Young Master Bo simply coaxed her solemnly. “You don’t know how fierce other women can be! Baby, you must protect me." Mrs. Bo couldn’t help but flare up. In truth, he was the one who exerted strict control over her in private!

When Gu Qingchen opened her eyes again, she was reborn back to when she was sixteen and gained the ability to read minds. Once again facing those who pushed her to the brink, those who had harmed her, she smirked. This time, just watch how she lived a colorful life this time around! Why did that physically weak yet wicked and intelligent Mr. Rong, a man who was immobile yet could strategize like a master tactician kept looking for trouble with her? How did a great foe become a great ally? "Mr. Rong, is it alright to do the Rong family in like this?" "If they dare to have ideas against my wife, then they better be ready for me working against them." "Don't forget. You are also a member of the Rong family."

As a king standing at the top of the pyramid, he has long been accustomed to feeling superior. He is aloof and abstinent from women. Under various pressures from his family, he chose her. However, she reacted so slowly that it took her a long time to realize his feelings. Yet, on the day of the engagement, he appeared, holding another woman's hand. She froze in shock, unable to speak a word. "You know what? This is what you owe me!" he said nastily. Later, fate dealt her a cruel blow: the company collapsed, her father fell critically ill, and she was faced with a mountain of high-interest loans. Desperate, he pushed her to the brink and said, "I can help you out of this mess, but you have to be my mistress." Their relationship thus became a dance of love and hate. When he discovered she had a six-year-old son, he sneered, "What a shameless woman!" She was pursued by others, and he was very angry, "Stop flirting with other men!" Later, as her memories returned, her love and admiration for him turned into anger and hatred. He also deeply regretted and blamed himself after learning the truth, wanting to make up for it. "Let's get married." He said. "How dare you?" She replied with a sneer. She thought her revenge plan was flawless, but he was in fact very smart and had already spotted the flaws. He willingly stepped into her trap, betting that she still loved him...

After transmigrating, a talented young woman became the black sheep of the Gu family. People even tried to cut her open and take her son away. Five years later, she returned with a cute baby. She chuckled at the title of black sheep that she was given. Everyone wanted the medicinal pills that she made! She designed the most expensive jewelry in the capital! She opened the biggest fine-dining restaurant in the country! Even the most mysterious Island of No Return belonged to her! Ms. Gu and her son drank and ate good food while they entertained themselves by humiliating others. Life was great! However, one day, a man suddenly pinned her against the door. "How dare you steal my son?" Hehe. Did he want to take her son away? "Close the door and release the hounds!"

Una mujer de tiempos antiguos se enamora de su alma gemela. Chu Luo es la Alta Sacerdotisa más poderosa. Es como un ser celestial, capaz de adentrarse en los secretos del cielo y separar la vida de la muerte. Sus habilidades en medicina y venenos son las mejores del mundo. Un día la muerte repentina la saluda y renace en el cuerpo de una chica problemática que estaba a punto de graduarse de la preparatoria y había planeado suicidarse saltando de un edificio debido a una confesión fallida. Sus padres no la amaban; su hermana biológica la acosaba, y sus compañeros de clase eran violentos... Las comisuras de los labios de Chu Luo se curvan en un arco frío. '¡Muy bien, cualquiera que se atreva a intimidarme será asesinado sin piedad!' ... Más tarde... La sacerdotisa solo es apasionada por tres cosas: 1. Ser la primera en ganar todo tipo de premios y certificados. 2. Especializarse en todo tipo de cosas y nunca admitir la derrota. 3. Actuar linda con Li Yan. ... Li Yan es el rey del imperio empresarial. Es despiadado, sin corazón y tiene un temperamento violento. Desprecia a su familia y en privado le llaman el Diablo. La leyenda cuenta que hace unos años, quemó la mitad de su familia con un incendio. Por esto, fue maldecido y sus piernas quedaron discapacitadas. ... Más tarde... ¡Todos están horrorizados al descubrir que el Diablo y la Demonia están juntos! ¡El Diablo incluso se ha convertido en un demonio loco que adora a su esposa! Escenas: Maestro Li: "El cuerpo de mi Luoluo es delicado y valioso. Si alguien se atreve a intimidarla, lo enviaré al infierno". El grupo de expertos que han sido golpeados por Chu Luo hasta quedar en un estado lamentable: "Maestro Li, ¿está usted ciego?" Maestro Li: "A mi Luoluo no le gusta estudiar. Por favor, sean más indulgentes". Profesores de varias profesiones: "¿Podría ser que la persona que destrozó al mejor estudiante de nuestra clase sea alguien más?"