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Can you tell me some really hilarious baseball jokes and funny stories?

2024-12-13 12:52
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2024-12-13 16:10

Sure. Joke: What's the best way to make a baseball team laugh? Just tell them a pitcher - up joke! Get it? Pitcher as in the player and 'pitcher - up' sounding like 'pick - up'.

2024-12-13 15:46

There was this one time at a baseball game. A fan in the stands had a parrot on his shoulder. Every time the umpire made a call, the parrot would squawk 'Out! Out!'. It got so noisy that the umpire finally turned to the parrot and said 'If you think you can do better, come down here!'. That was really funny.

What are some really hilarious gardening jokes and funny stories?

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2024-12-11 20:55

Here's another joke. What's a gardener's favorite type of movie? A plant - based thriller! It combines the idea of plants which are central to gardening with the genre of thriller movies in a humorous way.

What are some really hilarious Fathers Day jokes and funny stories?

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2024-12-12 14:43

Joke: How does a dad fix a broken toaster? He gives it a stern look and says 'Stop being so toast-ful!' A funny story could be when my dad got a Father's Day gift of a tie with a really strange pattern. He wore it to work the next day just to make everyone laugh. And he told everyone it was a family heirloom from the 'weird tie' collection.

Share some baseball jokes and funny stories.

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2024-12-13 14:05

A funny baseball story is about a rookie player. He was so nervous during his first game that when the ball was hit towards him, instead of catching it, he saluted it! The whole stadium burst into laughter. It became a memorable moment in that season.

Tell me some hilarious apartment jokes and funny apartment - related stories.

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2024-12-09 22:03

Joke: Why did the apartment go to the doctor? Because it had too many drafts (draughts).

Can you tell me some really funny Christmas stories from jokes?

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2024-10-30 07:48

A joke that can be turned into a story is about Rudolph. What do you call Rudolph with an ear infection? Anything you want. He can't say no because he can't hear you! Imagine Rudolph trying to lead the sleigh with an ear infection and being all confused while Santa is shouting directions. It's quite a humorous image.

Tell me some really good funny jokes, riddles from 'funny jokes riddles and stories'

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2024-10-28 06:30

Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What goes up but never comes down? Your age. There's a story where a group of ants worked together to carry a huge piece of food back to their nest. They showed great teamwork. Each ant did its part, whether it was pulling or pushing. It was a small but inspiring story about cooperation.

Can you tell me some really hilarious Thanksgiving Day funny stories?

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2024-11-13 06:15

A group of friends had a Thanksgiving potluck. One friend brought what they thought was a delicious green bean casserole. But when they tasted it, they realized they had accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the topping. Everyone's reaction was priceless as they took their first bites. They all ended up having a good laugh about it and sharing other food items they had brought.

Can you tell me some really hilarious funny dog poop stories?

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2024-10-26 19:07

My dog has a habit of trying to bury his poop in the most inconvenient places. One day, he tried to bury it on the concrete patio. He scratched at the hard surface for ages, looking so determined, but of course, he couldn't make a dent. It was so funny to watch his confusion.

Can you tell me more really funny senior jokes and stories?

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2024-12-03 22:08

Sure. A senior was at the doctor's. The doctor said, 'You need to exercise more.' The old man replied, 'If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor!' It's a funny take on an old person's reluctance to exercise.

Tell me some really good daily jokes funny stories.

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2024-12-03 01:29

Here's a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

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