best funny clean jokes

A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.

Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.

You can find them in some children's joke books. They are full of clean and family - friendly jokes and stories.

Yes, there are plenty. For example, there's the story of the absent - minded professor. He was so forgetful that one day he wore his slippers to the university and didn't realize it until he saw all the students staring at his feet. He then gave a big laugh and said, 'Well, at least my feet are comfortable!'

Here is a great joke. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. For a story, there was a young girl who wanted to be a ballerina. She practiced every day, even when it was hard. One day she got a chance to perform in a small show. She was so nervous but when she started dancing, she forgot all her fears and did an amazing job. It shows that determination can lead to great things.

Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.

One day, a tomato was walking down the street. He got into a fight with a grape. The police came and arrested the grape. Do you know why? Because he was a little raisin (a reason).

A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.

Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!