Tell some clean and funny turkey jokes and stories
Joke: What key has legs and can't open doors? A turkey! Story: In a barnyard, all the animals were having a party. The turkey was the DJ. He started dancing and making funny gobbling sounds instead of playing music. All the animals joined in and it turned into a hilarious dance party.
Tell me some funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.
Share some funny clean jokes and stories
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
Tell me some more clean jokes that are actually funny stories.
A guy goes to the library and asks for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian says, 'Folks like you really make me angry.' The guy says, 'Well, why?' She replies, 'All these years you've never once returned a book on time!' This joke has a humorous twist at the end. It first sets up a rather serious - sounding situation and then completely changes the direction of the humor.
Tell me some more funny clean slandering jokes or stories.
Here's a story. A little girl thought that clouds were made of cotton candy. So one day, she tried to catch some with a broom. This story is clean and funny. It shows the innocence and creativity of a child without slandering anyone. It's a sweet little anecdote that can bring a smile to your face.
Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
Share some really funny clean jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.
Share some clean and funny turkey - related humor
Joke: Why do turkeys always go, 'gobble, gobble'? Because they never learned good table manners! Story: A little girl named Sally had a pet turkey. She dressed it up in a tiny hat and a scarf. The turkey would waddle around the yard looking so funny that all the neighbors came to see it. It became the most famous turkey in the neighborhood.
What are some examples of good clean jokes and funny stories?
A joke for you. I used to be a banker but I lost interest. A funny story: There was a dog that loved to ride in the car. One day, its owner took it on a long road trip. The dog stuck its head out the window the whole time, tongue flapping in the wind. When they got home, the dog was so tired but it had the best time.
Share some more funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Can you share some funny jokes or clean stories?
Sure! Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another clean story is about a little boy who found a lost puppy. He took it home, and his family helped find the owner. It was a heart - warming experience that taught the boy about kindness.