Share some funny clean jokes and stories
Joke: I used to be a banker but I lost interest. Story: There was an old man who loved to plant flowers in his garden. Every day he would take care of them with great love. One day a neighbor's cat came and started to dig in the garden. The old man didn't get angry. Instead, he gently picked up the cat and moved it to another place. His kindness towards the cat and his love for his garden are very heart - warming.
A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
Share some really funny clean jokes and stories.
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.
Share some more funny clean Christmas jokes stories.
Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
Can you share some funny jokes or clean stories?
Sure! Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another clean story is about a little boy who found a lost puppy. He took it home, and his family helped find the owner. It was a heart - warming experience that taught the boy about kindness.
Can you share some clean funny jokes and short stories?
Joke: I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands. Story: A bear went to a bar and said, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender said, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replied, 'I'm not sure; I was born with them.'
Can you share some good clean jokes and funny stories?
Sure! Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Here's a funny story. Once there was a little boy who tried to help his mom make pancakes. He poured in a whole bag of flour and then added eggs until the batter filled the whole bowl. His mom came in and was shocked but they had a great laugh.
Can you share some clean jokes that are actually funny stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's simple but makes you chuckle as it plays on the double meaning of 'turned into'.
Can you share some good clean jokes and funny stories?
Sure. Here's a joke. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he went around asking people if they thought his nose was big. Everyone just laughed at his cute concern.
Can you share some funny clean slandering jokes or stories?
Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. It's a play on words that's clean and funny without slandering anyone.
Share some clean Christmas jokes and stories.
Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.