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Joke: What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
A Christmas story could be about a reindeer who was always late for practice. His name was Rudolph's cousin, Tardy - the - Deer. As for a joke, what did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve! Now for a more detailed story. There was a town where all the Christmas lights went out on Christmas Eve. Everyone was so sad. But then, Santa's sleigh landed and it was so bright with all its own lights that it lit up the whole town again, making it a very special Christmas.
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A story for you. There was a little boy who was very nervous about his first day at school. His mother told him to be brave and that he would make lots of friends. When he got to school, he saw a little girl crying. He went up to her and said, 'Don't cry. I'm new here too. Let's be friends.' And they became good friends. It's a simple but sweet clean story.
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Joke: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite! Story: There was an old man who lived alone. On Christmas Eve, he heard a knock on the door. When he opened it, there was a small, shivering kitten. He took it in, gave it some warm milk and a cozy place to sleep. That Christmas, he found a new friend in the little kitten.
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Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf -abet! Story: A poor family couldn't afford many Christmas presents. So they made little hand - made cards for each other. But on Christmas morning, they found someone had left a box of toys on their doorstep. It was a kind neighbor who wanted to make their Christmas special.
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Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words as'magician turned' sounds like'magician walked into'.
Can you share some clean jokes and clean funny stories?
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
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Here's a story. There was a family that always left out cookies and milk for Santa. One year, they decided to leave out a slice of pizza instead. When they woke up on Christmas morning, there was a note from Santa that said, 'Thanks for the pizza, but next time, I prefer cookies. Merry Christmas!' And a joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet.
Can you share some funny jokes or clean stories?
Sure! Here's a funny joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another clean story is about a little boy who found a lost puppy. He took it home, and his family helped find the owner. It was a heart - warming experience that taught the boy about kindness.
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Joke: Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Because their days are numbered! Story: One Christmas, a family decided to have a different kind of tree. They decorated a cactus. It was a prickly but fun Christmas. Santa was a bit confused when he saw it though.
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Joke: What do elves learn in school? The Elf - abet! Story: A reindeer named Rudolph was feeling left out one Christmas because all the other reindeer were making fun of his shiny red nose. But on Christmas Eve, when it was really foggy, his nose guided Santa's sleigh safely through the night. After that, all the reindeer apologized and Rudolph became a hero.
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Here's one. Santa Claus was having a really bad day. He lost his list of good children and his reindeer were on strike. So he goes to the North Pole pub. He says to the bartender, 'I'm so stressed, I need a drink!' The bartender replies, 'Sorry, Santa, but we don't serve spirits here!'