christian christmas humor stories

There was a pastor who wanted to make the Christmas service really special. He asked the choir to sing 'Silent Night' in different animal voices as a joke. So the sopranos were the doves cooing the melody, the altos were the sheep baa - ing it, and the basses were the cows mooing. It was a hilarious and unique take on the classic song.

They often involve religious figures or concepts in a light - hearted way. For example, stories about angels doing something a bit clumsy but still in the service of God.

One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.

One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.

One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.

Some Christian Christmas ornaments are inspired by the shepherds in the Nativity story. The shepherds were the first to receive the news of Jesus' birth. So, shepherd - themed ornaments are a part of the Christmas ornament tradition. They can be small figurines of shepherds with their flocks. Another story - related ornament is the dove, which represents the Holy Spirit. It is often used as an ornament to signify peace and the presence of God's spirit during the Christmas season.

I'm not exactly sure as I haven't read it directly. But it might include heartwarming tales about Christmas spirit, like the journey of characters finding the true meaning of Christmas, or stories of kindness and giving during the Christmas season.

Sure. Here's one. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord be with you.' The old woman replied, 'Well, if He has to be with someone, I guess it's okay.' It shows the simple and humorous take on faith.

There is a story about a group of Sunday school kids. The teacher asked them what was so special about Noah's Ark. One little boy said, 'Well, it was a really big boat, but it's also funny that all those animals had to stay together for so long. I bet the lions were constantly asking the zebras, 'Are you lunch or a roommate?''

One story is about a poor family in a small town. On Christmas Eve, they had almost nothing. But a kind stranger left a box of food and simple gifts on their doorstep. This act of kindness showed them the spirit of Christmas and made them believe in the goodness of God. It inspired them to be more giving in the future.