christmas humor stories

There was a pastor who wanted to make the Christmas service really special. He asked the choir to sing 'Silent Night' in different animal voices as a joke. So the sopranos were the doves cooing the melody, the altos were the sheep baa - ing it, and the basses were the cows mooing. It was a hilarious and unique take on the classic song.

Well, the absurdity factor is really crucial. Imagine a story where the Christmas tree comes to life and starts chasing the family around the house because they put the wrong ornament on it. That's the kind of out - there idea that makes for a great Christmas humor short story. And of course, the happy ending. Even though there's chaos throughout the story, in the end, things work out in a funny and heartwarming way, like the family ends up having a party with the now - friendly Christmas tree.

There was a Christmas tree that was always sad because it was always left alone at night. One day it told its ornament friend, 'I'm so lonely when the lights go out.' The ornament said, 'Don't worry, you're just going through a dark phase.' This shows that even Christmas things can have a sense of humor about their situation.

There's 'The Christmas Elf's Day Off'. An overworked elf decides to take a break from making toys. He goes on an adventure in Santa's workshop, causing all sorts of mayhem. He accidentally paints the reindeer blue and turns the Christmas cookies into lumps of coal - shaped dough. But in the end, his antics make everyone realize they need to have more fun during the hectic Christmas prep.

One story is that Santa Claus got lost on his way to a house because his GPS said 'Turn left at the North Pole' and he got really confused. Another is that Santa was trying to lose weight one Christmas. So, he told the elves to make his suit two sizes smaller. But when Christmas Eve came, he couldn't fit into the sleigh with all the presents because of the tight suit.

One could be about a mischievous elf who plays pranks on Santa that involve some comical and slightly naughty situations, like replacing Santa's cookies with ones that make his beard turn different colors every time he takes a bite. Another might be a story where the reindeer get into some silly antics while waiting for Santa to start his rounds, like misplacing Santa's sleigh keys in a very unexpected and humorous place.

Here's a story. The reindeer were getting ready for their big flight. One reindeer said, 'I hope we don't have any deer - ails on this journey.' Another reindeer replied, 'Don't be such a scared - deer!' And for a joke, the Christmas stocking was feeling full of itself. It said, 'I'm stuffed with goodies, I'm the star of the mantelpiece!' But the Christmas wreath said, 'You're just a hole - y object compared to me, I'm a complete circle of cheer!'

Sure! Here's one. Santa was feeling a bit ho - ho - hopeless because his sleigh was on the fritz. He said, 'I'm having a rein of bad luck!' Another one: The Christmas tree was feeling very green - with envy when it saw the shiny new ornaments on the other tree. It said, 'I'm just a needle in a haystack compared to you!'

On a certain day, a young scholar went to visit an old scholar. The old scholar was a very famous scholar. After listening to the scholar's question, he asked,"Scholar, what question are you asking?" The scholar replied,"I've been writing a novel recently and I want to ask you how to make this book more interesting?" The old scholar nodded with a smile and said,"You can try to change the plot of the novel, make the story more twisted and bizarre, and add some humorous elements to make the readers more involved.". The scholar was a little surprised and asked,"Then what plot do you think is twisted and bizarre?" " For example, you can set up some unexpected endings in the novel to surprise the readers," replied the old scholar with a smile." Or you can use some fictional characters and plots to make the novel more interesting." The scholar felt that the old scholar's suggestion was very useful, so he decided to continue to modify his novel according to the old scholar's suggestion. After several months of hard work, the scholar finally finished writing his novel. He was very excited. However, when he took the novel to the old scholar, the old scholar refused his request. "Your novel's plot isn't interesting enough, so it's hard to attract the readers 'attention. You need to change the plot of the novel to make it more interesting." The scholar was a little disappointed, but he did not give up. He decided to re-examine his novel and use the old scholar's advice to make it more interesting. In the end, his novel was welcomed by readers and became a bestseller.

Humor stories: 1. A duck sitting on a bus. There are many people on the bus. The duck couldn't help but laugh when it saw some people sleeping. As a result, its laughter was heard by a young man. The young man thought that the duck was very strange, so he got out of the car and asked the duck,"What are you laughing at?" The duck replied,"I told them I was a singing duck." A man went to the bank to withdraw money and was waiting in line. He saw a man dancing in front of the counter. He asked the bank clerk curiously,"Why don't you throw him out?" The bank clerk replied,"We can't kick him out because he's our new ATM." A snail went to buy eggs. He asked the clerk,"Is this egg fresh?" "Yes, it was just produced today," the shop assistant replied. The snail said,"Then how should I eat this egg?" "You can put it in your mouth and taste it slowly," the shop assistant replied. A man went to a bar to drink. He had a drink and stood up to leave. His friend asked him,"Are you okay?" The man replied,"It's nothing. I just need to rest." His friend said,"It's not enough for you to rest. You need to sleep for a while." The man replied,"Okay, then I can go to bed." There was a man who was trapped on an island and he was trying to find his way home. Finally, he found a faucet on the island. He could return to the city by following the direction of the water. He walked over happily, but the tap was turned off. He was disappointed, but he continued to follow the current. At last, he found that the current led to a factory, and he successfully returned to the city.