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Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

Evil Husband, Glutton Wife: Buy Miss Piggy, Get Free Little Buns

[Status: COMPLETED] “Feng Tianyi! Your brother destroyed my Tang family! Is there anything good about your family?” “En. Can’t you see how our good looking genes are passed on to our children? As for the Feng family’s debt, I will pay you.” He said nonchalantly. Tang Moyu scoffed and crossed her arms over her chest. “How will you pay for it?” “How about I repay you with my body?” “...” So shameless! The man sitting on his wheelchair burst into a round of laughter seeing her ugly expression. “Miss Tang, it’s no point pretending you haven’t seen it since you practically climbed on my bed and took advantage of me.” Five years ago, Tang Moyu was the empress of the business world and was at the peak of her career before she was reduced to nothing when her fiance fell in love with another woman. That was okay since there was no love between her and Feng Tianhua, but who would have thought that this ‘Cinderella’ was a wolf in sheep’s clothing? Then there’s Feng Tianyi, the infamous successor of the Feng family, a critically acclaimed author who constantly rocked the bestselling list with his books. Rumors say that he was hot-headed and temperamental. He was so ruthless, that neither men nor women wanted his company. The rumors even say that his face was so handsome and out of this world. He was practically a god amongst men. It was a pity that he was crippled. The two were never meant to meet again, but a pair of sweet little buns intervened. “Uncle, we don’t have money to pay you for damages.” The elder Little Bun said. “My manuscripts are invaluable,” This handsome uncle replied with amusement. “Uncle, if you don’t mind, can we pay with our Mommy? She’s also invaluable.” And so the pair of sweet little buns and the handsome uncle entered an agreement but who would have thought that the woman in question was an ice-cold queen from hell who had a weird affinity with sweets? —— Editor/proofreader: ninaviews Book cover: Bizzybiin / copyright 2020 anjeeriku
Urban
890 Chs
Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

Breaking Free, Loving Again -The Flash Marriage with Mr. CEO

She gave up her dream of shining on the ballerina stage —for him. She sacrificed her self-respect —for him. She forgot her true identity —for him. But even after all that, she couldn’t compare to the woman who held Ryan’s heart. Arwen Quinn, heiress of prestigious Quinn family, realized too late that no matter what she did, she would never win Ryan’s love. The future that awaited her was a life trapped in endless misery of a loveless marriage. So, decisively, she ends their relationship and walks away. What she didn’t expect was that in breaking free from Ryan, she had opened the door for Aiden to enter her life — a chance that he had been waiting for. Aiden Winslow, an enigmatic CEO isn’t just mysterious —he is determined, and won’t allow to take Arwen away from him again. ____ Excerpt: Aiden narrowed his eyes, “Are you sure about this?” “If I wasn’t sure, I wouldn’t have asked,” Arwen replied coolly. “Stop dawdling. If you’re unwilling, I’ll find someone else who can get the marriage certificates today.” His expression darkened as he pulled her close. “Once offered to me, it’s mine alone.” Unfazed, Arwen asked, “So, do you accept? If yes, we’ll get the certificates now.” “On one condition,” he said. “I don’t do contract marriages. The woman I marry will be the woman I share my bed with. If you agree, then we’ll—” “Not a problem. Let’s go,” Arwen said without letting him finish, pulling him into the Civil Marriage Bureau.
Urban
823 Chs
FREE USE in Primitive World

FREE USE in Primitive World

[Epic Fantasy]+[Civilization Building]+[Racial Wars]+ [Gods]+[God Slayer]+[Thousands of Races]+[WeakToStrong]+[OP MC]+ [Unique Power System]+[Exciting Storyline]+[No Sharing]+[No Yuri]+[Optional Smut] After dying while gooing for 20 straight hours, he unexpectedly (or expectedly) wakes up in a primitive world, where humanity is still in the tribal era, and lives as Hunter and Gatherer, barely surviving from prehistoric beasts. But in this savage land, one thing was missing. ​Here, the concept of pleasure is nonexistent. Sex is nothing more than a cold, mechanical duty performed in silence, purely for the sake of survival. There is no passion. No blushing. No gasps of ecstasy. ​Until him. ​He awakens with a chaotic, forbidden gift: The Power of Free Use. ​With a single thought, he can shatter their biological conditioning. He can command the absolute sexual surrender of any woman he sets his eyes on, rewriting their reality. ​So, naturally, he doesn't hesitate. He embarks on a crusade to corrupt this innocent world. ​No woman is off-limits. ​From the sultry, unspoken curves of his own Aunt, to the voluptuous Milf next door who never understood her own heat. From the untouched, pristine Healers, to the fierce Huntresses who need to be tamed. ​Even the highest authorities aren’t safe. The Village Chief’s proud wife… and her sheltered daughter? They are just waiting to be broken in. ​In a world that knows only survival, he is about to teach them the true meaning of pleasure But... is this world really that simple? And is this Free Use really just limited to women or it's just a trailer? As he delved deeper into this world of unlimited wonders, he uncovers a stunning revelation: the world he inhabits that is several times bigger than our earth, is nothing but a tiny island, a mere speck in a vast, sprawling expense of millions of other much bigger islands, let alone those magical continents. A savage realm where creation hasn’t yet decided what should live and what should die. Here, the skies are split by dragons before dragons had names, and the ground trembles under titans older than the concept of gods. This world is not your fairy tale… In this world walked the *firsts*… the original templates, the prototypes of every species that would one day populate the multiverse. Inhabited by the primordial and most powerful forms of every race and species imaginable: There are Primordial Elves, tall and unblemished, their bloodlines so pure that later generations look like cheap knockoffs. There are Elemental Lords, beings of living fire, storm, and stone… the kind of creatures that didn’t “control” nature but were nature. Mountains walked, rivers spoke, and the wind itself had moods. The skies are home to Mythical Beasts… creatures out of nightmares and dreams, some so vast they blotted out the sun when they moved.... creatures that would shrink into legends elsewhere, but here, they still rule And somewhere, above it all, were the Gods. Not the pretty, moralized ones from scripture. These are the originals… raw concepts given flesh and ego. Divinity here wasn’t worshipped… it was survived. Everything in this world is either a predator, a prey, or both. A truly savage world where survival is not a right but a miracle, and every sunrise is a declaration of defiance. And into this world… arrives a man who died mid-goon. So, how will our MC navigate this dangerous world, where even the weather has a body count? a wrong step could mean extinction of a whole race, and will he really be able to achieve his dream of having a harem of every intelligent race. [kinks] [fetishes] [Smart Mc] [Overpowered] [Stone age][Myths] [Mythical Creatures] [Divine Wars] *** This is an epic fantasy disguised as a Smut novel. And since it's a smut, initial chapters will be a bit Smut focused but afterwards it's pure story, action, adventures and a bit of Smut.
Fantasy
468 Chs
Can you share some free Christian humor stories?
There is a story about a group of Sunday school kids. The teacher asked them what was so special about Noah's Ark. One little boy said, 'Well, it was a really big boat, but it's also funny that all those animals had to stay together for so long. I bet the lions were constantly asking the zebras, 'Are you lunch or a roommate?''
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2024-11-10 08:14
Where can I find more free Christian humor stories?
Online Christian forums are a great place to look. People from all over the world share their experiences and stories there. You can search for threads specifically about Christian humor. Additionally, some Christian podcasts might also include humorous stories as part of their content. You can listen to those and enjoy some free Christian - themed humor.
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2024-11-10 06:23
Tell some Christian Christmas humor stories.
There was a pastor who wanted to make the Christmas service really special. He asked the choir to sing 'Silent Night' in different animal voices as a joke. So the sopranos were the doves cooing the melody, the altos were the sheep baa - ing it, and the basses were the cows mooing. It was a hilarious and unique take on the classic song.
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2024-11-28 11:28
What are the characteristics of Christian humor short stories?
They often involve religious figures or concepts in a light - hearted way. For example, stories about angels doing something a bit clumsy but still in the service of God.
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2024-11-13 22:58
Can you share some Christian humor short stories?
Sure. Here's one. A pastor was visiting an elderly parishioner. As he was leaving, he said, 'May the Lord be with you.' The old woman replied, 'Well, if He has to be with someone, I guess it's okay.' It shows the simple and humorous take on faith.
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2024-11-13 21:02
Are free online Christian stories reliable?
In general, they can be reliable. When the stories are sourced from respected Christian institutions, clergy - authored works, or long - established Christian communities, they are likely to be trustworthy. But, like with any information on the internet, there could be some out - there that are misinterpretations or inaccurately presented. So it's important to consider the source. For instance, a story from a large, well - respected church with a long history is more likely to be accurate in its portrayal of Christian teachings compared to a random, unvetted website. Also, if a story is consistent with the overall message of the Bible, it adds to its reliability.
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2024-12-01 14:22
Top Recommendations for Christian Fiction Humor Books
Well, 'The Secret Life of Bees' can be considered as a Christian - influenced fiction with humorous elements. It tells a story about a young girl's journey and the people she meets, and there are some really funny and endearing characters. 'The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society' is another one. It has a great sense of humor while also dealing with themes related to faith and the human spirit. And don't forget 'Anne of Green Gables'. It has strong Christian undertones and is full of Anne's humorous misadventures.
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2024-11-09 22:45
What are some features of Christian humor cartoons?
Christian humor cartoons typically combine faith-based messages with comical situations. They might poke fun at common church experiences or present moral lessons in an amusing manner. Also, the art style is usually simple and appealing to a wide audience.
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2025-06-22 21:16
Are free online Christian love stories reliable sources of Christian values?
Most free online Christian love stories are reliable in terms of reflecting Christian values. They tend to show how love is expressed within the framework of Christian beliefs. They often illustrate concepts like loving your neighbor as yourself, which is a fundamental Christian value. Also, they can provide examples of how faith can strengthen relationships and how God's love can be manifested in human relationships. However, one should still approach them with a bit of critical thinking to ensure that the interpretation of values is in line with established Christian teachings.
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2024-11-25 18:08
What are the characteristics of free christian love stories?
Often, free Christian love stories promote the idea of a love that endures and is unconditional. This is modeled after God's love for humanity. So, in the stories, the characters may face difficult circumstances like illness or financial problems, but their love remains steadfast. It's not based on superficial things but on a deeper spiritual connection and commitment.
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2024-10-27 08:23
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