Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
A funny poem might go like this: 'Christmas time is here, bells ring in the air. Jesus born anew, and the donkeys say “moo” (oops, wrong animal!). But it's all in good cheer. The shepherds got lost, following that bright star. Took a left instead of a right, near and far. But they found the manger, in that holy place, For this Christian Christmas, full of God's grace.' A story could be about a church mouse that tried to steal some of the communion wafers during Christmas mass but ended up getting chased by a kitten who thought it was a game.
Here's a story. There was a group of church children rehearsing for the Christmas nativity play. One little boy who was supposed to be Joseph got his lines all mixed up. Instead of saying 'I will take care of Mary and the baby Jesus', he said 'I will take Mary and the baby Jesus to the zoo!'. For a poem: 'In Bethlehem town, where Jesus was born, A star in the sky, a great sign was sworn. The Wise Men came far, with gifts in their cars (not really cars, but it's funny). And this Christian Christmas, we sing with the stars.'
One funny Christmas story could be about a little angel who was assigned to help a clumsy shepherd find his way to Bethlehem. The angel kept getting distracted by the beautiful Christmas lights in the sky. As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in the stable so meek, Jesus lay sleeping, no crying or peek. Angels watched over, with a heavenly look, In this Christian Christmas, from the Good Book.
Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories
One funny Christian Christmas story could be about a little angel who accidentally mixes up the gift list for the children. So instead of getting toys, some kids get a bunch of feathers! As for a poem, 'Twas the night before Christmas, in Bethlehem fair, all the animals were gathered with nary a care. The star shone so bright, like God's love's own light, leading the wise men through the dark of the night.
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Here's a story: a group of church choir children decided to put on a nativity play but all the animals in the play started making the wrong noises at the wrong times. It was chaos but also very funny. A poem: 'Christmas bells ring, for the new born King. Jesus came to save, our souls to engrave. In the Christian lore, this is what we adore. A holy Christmas, forevermore.'
Can you share more Funny Christian Christmas Poems and Stories?
Here's a poem: 'At Christmas time, the bells do chime. For Jesus' birth, it's a grand design. The sheep were counting, one, two, three. Waiting for the Savior, for all to see. In the Christian faith, it's a mystery.'. Story: There was an old lady in a small church who always made the Christmas cookies for the parish. One year, she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. But instead of being disappointed, everyone laughed and said it was a new 'Christian' way to remember the tears of the world that Jesus came to save. And they still ate the cookies with a smile.
Funny Christian Christmas Stories
One funny Christian Christmas story is about a small church's nativity play. The little boy playing Joseph got so nervous that when Mary said she was going to have a baby, he loudly asked 'How did that happen?', much to the amusement and shock of the audience.
Funny Christmas Poems or Stories
Here is a funny Christmas poem. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. But then Santa arrived with a big, noisy clatter, dropping presents and nearly breaking the platter. He tripped on a toy left right in his path, and his 'ho ho ho' turned into an 'oh my gosh!'.
What are the characteristics of funny christian poems and stories?
One characteristic is the use of religious elements in a humorous way. For example, they might tell a story about a well - known Bible character in a comical situation. In poems, it could be rhyming words that playfully describe a religious concept.
Share some funny Christian Christmas stories.
At a Christmas Eve service, the priest was trying to explain the concept of the three wise men. A little girl raised her hand and said 'If they were so wise, why didn't they book a hotel in advance?' Everyone in the church chuckled.
Where can I find funny christian poems and stories?
You can find them in some religious bookstores. They often have collections of Christian literature that include funny poems and stories. Some churches also have their own libraries where such materials might be available.
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A funny Christmas poem could be: Christmas bells are ringing bright, in the snow that's such a sight. The elves are dancing all around, making toys without a sound. But one elf tripped on a toy train, and tumbled down in such a pain. His hat went flying in the air, and all the other elves just stared. Then they all started to laugh, and that was the end of that little gaffe.
Can you recommend some christian christmas poems and short stories?
One well - known Christian Christmas poem is 'A Visit from St. Nicholas' (also known as 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'). It vividly describes the arrival of Santa Claus on Christmas Eve. For short stories, 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry is a classic. It tells the story of a young couple who sacrifice their most precious possessions to buy gifts for each other at Christmas, showing the true spirit of selfless love.