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100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

100x Rebate Sharing System: Retired Incubus Wants to Marry & Have Kids

« MATURE CONTENT » One learns the hard way how wrong this line actually is: 'Brains over brawn.' It all started when Viktor Redwood slaughtered ten thousand soldiers, outwitted the legendary Emperor Leo and his five mythical-class heroines, and put a bullet through his head in front of those heroines—all achieved using sheer intelligence. But even with all that, he lost everything, got too lazy to even care about anything, and was cornered by absolute strength—all while his corrupted incubus race slowly awakened within him, warping his body with demonic features he could barely hide—leading him to decide to at least kill those heroines alongside himself in a boom. Only for him to regress back into his fat, powerless, and cursed body, starting again. This time, with the knowledge that his dormant bloodline will manifest again, transforming him piece by piece. The bad thing about all this? Now he's been thrown back to his worst day—the trial where his fiancée Elena—the one who put a blade to his heart just a moment ago—framed him. But even that didn't stop him from becoming the villain who made heroes bleed and heroines breed. Unlike last time, when he had thwarted her plans, this time he chose to exile himself to prepare an army of his children and wives. Viktor's got the 100x Ability Rebate System: enter powerful women, steal their abilities, multiply them by 100, and return them in bundles when they become mothers with a ratio of 100% to wives and 50% to children. And with a corrupted bloodline that changes his human self to Incubus as he use system—he will get to have a new identity as Householder Incubus. However, this time, the issue is a small twist—where, even with such an overpowered skill, he has been thrown into a wasteland with his loyal mid-thirties nanny, Helena. Will a weak baron with a cursed bloodline slowly transforming his body be able to create his own army and become the Emperor? « What to Expect: => Lots of Lemons (Babies aren't going to pop from the sky, right?) => Fatherhood Journey (A young man to a father of an army of babies, funny x100) => Transformation from Lust to Responsibilities (Responsible Lust, TADA!) => Kingdom Building + Cute, smart children running the kingdom while parents are on vacation. (Vacation to add more babies to the collection to run the kingdom) => Children Handling Kingdoms (Rest assured, babies will be smart and proficient in all subjects you all failed.) => Teaching Lessons to Heroines Who Dared to Touch the MC (Not forgiveness but punishment by giving heroines' brothers and sisters.)
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What are some of the funniest things kids say in 'kids say the funniest things stories'?
One funny thing a kid might say is 'I want to be a unicorn when I grow up so I can poop rainbows!' It's just so imaginative and out - of - this - world.
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2024-12-05 09:55
What are some kids' funniest stories?
One funny story is about a little boy who thought his dog could talk. He would have long conversations with it and when the dog barked, he'd say it was replying. He told all his friends his dog was a secret agent.
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2024-11-09 13:04
What are the funniest kids joke stories?
There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.
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2024-12-15 16:48
What are some of the funniest stories kids tell?
One funny story is about a kid who thought that clouds were made of cotton candy and that the airplanes were trying to steal them. So, in his story, the birds were the protectors of the clouds.
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2024-12-10 07:09
Can you share some funniest kids stories?
Well, here's a funny story. A kid once tried to paint his face like a superhero all by himself. He used so much paint that he looked more like a colorful monster. And then there was a little boy who was convinced that his teddy bear was a real detective. He would take it around the house to 'solve mysteries' like finding out where his missing sock was.
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2024-11-06 14:22
What makes the funniest kids stories so hilarious?
The innocence of kids. They see the world in such a unique way. For example, in those stories where kids believe their toys are real. They don't have the same boundaries of reality as adults, so their ideas are wild and unexpected, which makes the stories really funny.
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2024-11-06 16:17
What are the funniest comics for kids?
Well, 'Garfield' is a great choice. The lazy cat's antics and his interaction with the other characters always make kids laugh. Also, 'The Adventures of Tintin' is full of adventure and humor that kids love.
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2025-05-27 00:02
What are the funniest cartoons for kids?
Peppa Pig is another funny choice. It features simple yet amusing stories about a family of pigs and their daily lives. The cute animation and funny dialogues make it a hit with kids.
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2025-08-16 19:22
Which are the funniest kids cartoons?
SpongeBob SquarePants is one of the funniest. It has hilarious characters and wacky adventures.
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2025-07-01 07:58
What are the funniest kids in diapers stories you've heard?
Well, there's this one story. A baby in diapers was at a family gathering. The adults were playing music and dancing. All of a sudden, the baby started bouncing up and down in his diaper as if he was dancing too. His diaper was so full that with every bounce, it made a really funny sound, like a little drum. Everyone stopped and just watched the baby having the time of his life, and it was hilarious.
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2024-11-16 14:29
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