funniest long stories

There was a long journey by train. A man got on with a really large suitcase. He struggled to fit it into the overhead compartment. As he was pushing and shoving it, the suitcase suddenly opened and all his clothes spilled out all over the seats and people around. He was so embarrassed, but the way he scrambled to pick everything up while apologizing in a really flustered manner was hilarious.

You can often find some really funny long stories in books of humorous anecdotes. There are many collections out there. For example, some classic collections by well - known humorists. Also, online platforms like some comedy - focused blogs or forums are great places. People love to share their own funny experiences there. Sometimes, you can also find them in magazines that feature human - interest stories with a comical twist.

Well, once I saw a girl trying to do her own acrylic nails at home. She got the glue all over her fingers instead of just on the nails. It was so funny because she couldn't separate her fingers for a while. Then she tried to fix it by adding more powder, but it just made a huge mess. In the end, she had to soak her hands in acetone for ages to get it all off.

Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.

I will try my best to tell a long and funny joke. The following was a classic joke: One day, a bird flew into an orchard. He saw a sheep lying on the ground and asked the sheep,"why are you lying here?" "I'll wait for the apples," answered the sheep."They haven't fallen yet." The bird asked,"Why don't you bite the grass?" The sheep replied,"I'd better wait for the apples to fall. They're much tastier than grass!"

The funniest stories often have an element of surprise. For example, when something unexpected happens, like a cat suddenly chasing a laser pointer in a very clumsy way. They also tend to have relatable characters. If we can see ourselves or people we know in the characters of the story, it makes it even funnier. And usually, there is some sort of comical situation, like a person getting stuck in an elevator with a bunch of noisy parrots.

Once, a sister put salt in the sugar bowl. When the other sister made her coffee, she took a big sip and spat it out immediately. The whole family had a good laugh.

There was an encounter where a man thought a ghost was in his kitchen. But when he turned on the light, it was just his cat knocking things over, and the 'ghostly' noises were the cat playing. It's a funny misinterpretation of a normal event as a ghost encounter.

Well, for a good laugh, you could try short story collections by authors like P.G. Wodehouse. His works are known for their clever and funny plots.

There's also this joke. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! This joke is funny because it gives a personified reason for the tomato to turn red. Kids can easily picture a shy tomato blushing when it sees the salad dressing which is a very comical image. It also uses a bit of creativity in coming up with an unusual cause for a natural phenomenon like a tomato changing color.