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"You aren't telling me that you want me to tell jokes. The most powerful people in this world are the jesters? No. This is ridiculous. Send me back, right now. What? Why are you laughing? I am not joking. Quit laughing, damn it." His laugh fuels my rage, as well as my newfound power. I punch him as hard as I can in the face. When I pull my fist away... his face is covered in clown makeup. I hate this world.

Marqué le temps de son empreinte de façon indélébile, voici ce à quoi aspire tous les êtres parcourant les terres de Yfunim. Comment rendre possible un exploit aussi irréaliste ? Faire la guerre ? Accumulez les richesses ? Être le plus fort ? La seule façon de le savoir est de parcourir le chemin. Dans cette ère mouvementée où règne en maître les rois et les héros, nous suivrons un jeune garçon appelé Habel, partant de son île à la découverte de ce vaste monde et pourquoi pas en chemin, lui aussi, écrire les lignes de l’histoire ? ‘’Le monde tremble de peur, les êtres se trémoussent de joie et d’admirations, des hommes qui me haïssent, des femmes qui m’adorent, voici ce que provoque l’évocation de mon nom en ce monde. Les sensations merveilleuses qu’elles procurent est un plaisir coupable dont je ne pourrai jamais m’en lasser, c'est le délice des rois''.

Archie ditantang oleh temannya untuk ikut menelusuri sebuah pemakaman saat malam hari. Pada awalnya, Archie menolak. Tapi, karena ibunya yang sudah meninggal jadi bahan sindiran temannya, Archie tidak bisa diam begitu saja dan memutuskan untuk menerima tantangan itu meskipun dia takut dengan hal-hal mistis. Saat Archie bersama-sama dengan teman-temannya menelusuri makam, tiba-tiba saja teman-teman Archie menghilang begitu saja saat dirinya pergi ke kamar mandi. Merasa dikerjai temannya, Archie pun tetap bersikukuh menelusuri makam karena tidak mau dianggap pengecut jika dia langsung pulang. Namun, Archie sama sekali tidak menemui temannya dan mendapati pintu gerbang pemakaman sudah terkunci. Archie jelas sangat kesal dengan tindakan teman-temannya itu karena menganggap lelucon yang dibuat temannya ini sudah keterlaluan. Di saat dirinya sedang panik, tiba-tiba saja dirinya dihampiri oleh Ron, orang yang mengaku sebagai penjaga pemakaman. Dari situlah pengalaman-pengalaman misteri dirasakan oleh Archie setelahnya. Pertemuannya dengan Ron membawanya ke dalam suatu kejadian yang sulit diterima oleh nalarnya, membuatnya perlahan mengerti siapa Ron sebenarnya.

The story of an orphan who's trying to survive the problems of his immediate society. A teenager experiencing the leap from childhood to Adulthood. His unique imagination, charisma and foresight influences the tide of ignorance in his society. He lives in a futuristic world that may only exist as in imaginations and movies.

Di jaman dahulu kala, di masa Dinasti Tang di negara tengah, Tiongkok. terjadi badai pembunuhan di negara itu, dengan pelakunya kebanyakan adalah para ahli kungfu kuno terbaik. Agar korban tidak semakin banyak, para ahli kungfu kuno itu, membunuh banyak pengganas dan mengasingkan diri mereka bersama kungfu kuno yang mereka miliki. Di jaman modern ini tepatnya di tahun 80-an, sekelompok arkeolog berhasil membongkar makam para ahli kungfu kuno dari jaman dinasti Tang itu dan mengambil kitab-kitab peninggalan mereka. Terjadi badai pembunuhan baru di dunia modern. Phoenix seorang pewaris kungfu kuno, diam-diam berusaha melindungi Lindsay. karena di tubuh Lindsay, terkandung rahasia kungfu kuno tingkat tinggi yang saat Lindsay bisa memahami nya, maka, Lindsay akan menjadi manusia terkuat yang bisa membasmi para durjana, yang mempelajari kungfu kuno untuk menguasai dunia. Saat posisi Lindsay mulai diketahui musuh, Phoenix harus keluar untuk menolong dan membimbing Lindsay menemukan kekuatan nya. saat itu, kisah cinta diantara mereka semakin menguat, padahal Phoenix sudah dijodohkan dengan putri dari kerajaan besar yang sedang menguasai dunia.

Sabi nila makakatagpo raw tayo ng pag-ibig sa tatlong klase. Pero bakit walang nagsabi sa akin na mayroong pang-apat?

ISAAC ASIMOV está considerado uno de los más grandes escritores de ciencia ficción de todos los tiempos.

Noah Miles was a national hero, until he became a ghost. As an SSS+ rank Esper, Noah was the ultimate weapon, his power meticulously developed in the very laboratories where he was raised. But perfection came with a price: a "burn" that would kill him from the inside without his guide, Jayden. When Jayden committed suicide, Noah didn't just break. He disappeared. When he is forcibly awakened, he is paired with Kai, an S+ rank Guide whose brilliance is matched only by his eccentricity. As they navigate what is "The Echoing Depths," the professional boundaries between them begin to blur. Through an intimate guiding, Kai offers Noah a "home" he hasn't felt in years. But the Guild has a secret. Noah is the "Parent" to a generation of S-rank clones, and his hibernation wasn't just a rest, it was a harvest.

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Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.