best jokes stories

Here's one. A golfer sliced his ball into a field of cows. As he was looking for it, he noticed one of the cows chewing something. He walked up to it and said, 'Hey, that's my ball you've got there!' The cow just looked at him and mooed. Golf can have some really funny and unexpected moments like this.

There's a story about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian said, 'Sorry, we don't have that in the non - fiction section.' This is a short but witty joke with a bit of a story setup.

Here's a joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, it's a play on words. 'Turned into' can mean physically transform or just enter. It's a simple and silly joke that can bring a quick laugh.

A good joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a story, there was a man who was always late for work. One day, he told his boss that he had a dream the night before where he was early for work and there was no traffic. His boss said, 'Well, why don't you try coming to work like that tomorrow?'

Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

I recommend the novel " Meeting Mr. Fu." It described the betrayal of her best friend and the predicament of the heroine. In the end, the heroine married Mr. Fu, who was sitting in a wheelchair. Mr. Fu doted on the female lead very much and helped her get through the lowest point of her life. This novel could be used as a recommendation for her best friend's joke novel.

There's a classic golf joke. A man is teaching his wife to play golf. She takes a swing and the ball goes way off to the left. He says, 'That's okay, dear, you're just opening up your stance a bit too much.' She takes another swing and the ball goes way off to the right. He says, 'Now you're closing your stance too much.' On her third swing, the ball goes straight into a nearby pond. She turns to him and says, 'Well, at least I'm consistent!' This joke shows the different experiences between beginners and more experienced golfers, and how we can find humor in the learning process.

Here's an Irish joke. Paddy goes to the doctor and says, 'Doctor, I keep getting this pain in me eye when I drink tea.' The doctor says, 'Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.' Another story could be about an Irish leprechaun who was always up to mischief in the village. He would move things around and make the villagers think they were going crazy. One day, a young lad caught him in the act and they became friends, and the leprechaun started using his magic for good, like making the crops grow better.

One day, a tomato was walking down the street. He got into a fight with a grape. The police came and arrested the grape. Do you know why? Because he was a little raisin (a reason).

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