jokes and stories

Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.

Of course, I can collect some funny stories and jokes for you. Here are some examples: 1 A man went to the movies and realized he had watched too much, so he said,"I can tell this movie is so bad." Another said,"No, you just heard all the rhythms." 2 A man said to his girlfriend,"I like you a little." His girlfriend said,"So much?" I don't have any." The man said,"No, I just like your smile." 3 A man asked his girlfriend,"You have a little blue eyes." His girlfriend said,"Yes, I ordered blue glasses." The man said,"No, I'm just saying that I have blue eyes and you have blue glasses." 4 When a man heard that he often chatted with a young man, he said,"I think the coolest thing about young people is that they are a little fat." The subject said," No, the coolest thing is to experience some surprises." The guy said," No, you're not as cool as me. I've been through some of the coolest things, like being thought of as a princess." A man asked his girlfriend,"What do you like about me?" His girlfriend said,"I like the way you talk to me." The man said,"No, what I like is that you can understand me." I hope these jokes can help you satisfy your needs!

Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.

Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.

One joke about Father Christmas is: Why is Father Christmas so good at karate? Because he has a black belt! As for a story, there was once a little girl who left out cookies for Father Christmas. But when she woke up, she found that her dog had eaten all the cookies. She was so sad until she saw a note from Father Christmas saying it was okay because her dog looked so happy and he had some extra treats in his sleigh for all the good pets.

Here's one. A doctor says to a patient, 'You're obese.' The patient says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor replies, 'Okay, you're ugly too.'

There's a story about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian said, 'Sorry, we don't have that in the non - fiction section.' This is a short but witty joke with a bit of a story setup.

Another joke is: What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself! These kind of jokes add a lot of humor to the Thanksgiving spirit.

Here's a funny chicken joke. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide! It's a simple play on words that always makes people chuckle.

A mother is like a flower. Every Mother's Day, you should water her with love, not wine... just kidding! Another joke could be: What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up! This is a classic type of joke where we use personification of vegetables to create a light - hearted and funny moment, and it can be shared on Mother's Day to bring a smile.