What are the best funny jokes and stories?
A good joke is: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a story, there was a man who was always late for work. One day, he told his boss that he had a dream the night before where he was early for work and there was no traffic. His boss said, 'Well, why don't you try coming to work like that tomorrow?'
Here is a really funny story. A man went to the zoo and saw a giraffe. He asked the zookeeper, 'How come the giraffe has such a long neck?' The zookeeper replied, 'Well, sir, it has a long neck because its head is so far from its body.' The man then said, 'But why is its head so far from its body?' The zookeeper said, 'Because it has a long neck.' It's a silly but funny circular story. And a joke: What's brown and sticky? A stick.
The best funny stories often have an unexpected twist. For example, there was a girl who entered a singing competition. She was really nervous. When she started singing, she was so off - key that everyone expected her to be booed off the stage. But instead, the judges thought she was so bad it was actually hilarious and gave her a special 'Most Entertaining' award. A great joke is: I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.
What are some of the best jokes and funny short stories?
One great joke is: What's brown and sticky? A stick. Simple but funny.
Best Mothers Day Jokes and Funny Stories
Here's a joke. Why was the computer cold on Mother's Day? Because it left its Windows open!
What are the best jokes, riddles and funny stories you know?
Joke: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Riddle: What has many keys but can't open a single lock? A piano. Funny story: A guy goes to a psychiatrist. 'Doc, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam; then I'm a teepee; then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?' The doctor replies, 'It's very simple. You're two tents.'
Funny it jokes and stories
Another joke. What's an IT expert's favorite place? The space bar. Because it's always so spaced out.
What are the best jokes with stories?
There's a story about a librarian. A man came in and asked for a book on how to commit the perfect crime. The librarian said, 'Sorry, we don't have that in the non - fiction section.' This is a short but witty joke with a bit of a story setup.
Share the best halloween jokes and funny stories you know.
Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with him. A funny story happened at a Halloween party. A man dressed as Frankenstein was dancing really wild. He got so into it that his fake head fell off. Everyone around him burst out laughing and he just joined in the laughter and continued dancing without his head on.
Funny Hunting Jokes Stories
There was this hunter who thought he was a great tracker. He followed some tracks in the snow for hours, thinking he was about to find a huge bear. When he finally found the 'creature', it turned out to be his own dog who had been wandering around in the woods all morning.
Thanksgiving Jokes and Funny Stories
Another joke is: What's the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner? The turKEY. This is a pun as we often think of a key as something that unlocks or is important, and in this case, the 'turKEY' is made to seem like the most crucial part of the Thanksgiving dinner in a funny way.
Funny Rugby Jokes Stories
Here's a joke. Why is rugby like a tea bag? Because it's only strong when it's in hot water! Hahaha.
Rd jokes and funny stories
Here is a joke. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience.