funny sex joke stories

I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree." It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.

Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Funny joke stories usually contain elements of absurdity. Take the story of a fish that goes to a library and asks for a book on underwater cooking. It's so absurd that it makes people laugh. Also, they might play with language, like puns. For instance, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' This kind of wordplay adds to the humor.

There was a villager in a Hindi - speaking area. He went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. He got in and when it moved up, he started shouting, 'Oh, this box is taking me to heaven!' When it stopped at a floor, he said, 'Thank God, I'm not dead yet.'

There's a joke that goes like this: A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'' The doctor replies, 'That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.' 'Is it common?' asks the man. The doctor says, 'It's not unusual.' Another short joke is, what's brown and sticky? A stick.

Well, here is a different one. I'm reading a book about anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down. The humor comes from the double meaning of 'put down' which can mean both to stop reading a book and to place something down physically.

Funny anti - joke stories often lack the typical build - up and punch - line structure. A normal joke might set up a situation and then deliver a big laugh - out - loud punch - line. However, an anti - joke could be something like a man saying he lost his keys in the supermarket. His friend asks where he last saw them. He says 'Near the apples.' And that's it. There's no big 'aha' moment like in a regular joke. It plays with your expectation of what a joke should be.

One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.

A good one is that the past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. It's a short and clever play on words where 'tense' has a double meaning related to time and the atmosphere in a bar.