There was a villager in a Hindi - speaking area. He went to the city for the first time. He saw an elevator and thought it was a magic box. He got in and when it moved up, he started shouting, 'Oh, this box is taking me to heaven!' When it stopped at a floor, he said, 'Thank God, I'm not dead yet.'
Here's one. A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, 'I think I might be a typo.' It's funny because it plays on the unexpected idea of a rabbit being in that situation and the self - aware 'typo' comment in a light - hearted, somewhat surreal way related to Christian figures like the priest and pastor.
One more. A man tells his doctor, 'Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!' The doctor replies, 'Sorry, I don't follow you.' This joke short story combines the modern concept of Twitter and the play on words with 'follow'.
Sure. There was a man in a village in India. He was very proud of his buffalo. One day, he went to the market and said to everyone, 'My buffalo is the smartest. It can count!'. People were skeptical. So he took the buffalo to a field with a big pile of hay. He said to the buffalo, 'Buffalo, if I give you two stacks of hay and then add three more, how many will you have?' The buffalo just stared at him blankly. The man said, 'See, it's five!'. Everyone in the market burst into laughter.
In a Hindi village, there was a barber. One day a customer said, 'Make me look like a movie star.' The barber started shaving his head completely. When the customer saw himself, he was shocked. The barber said, 'Now you look like a bald movie star!' This made everyone around laugh. Well, in Hindi movies, there are some actors who are bald and still very popular. So the barber thought he was being creative.
Here's another. A teacher asked a student, 'If I gave you two cats and then two more cats and two more cats, how many would you have?' The student said, 'Seven!' The teacher was puzzled and said, 'No, listen carefully. If I gave you two cats, plus two cats, plus two cats, that's six cats.' But the student said, 'I already have a cat at home, so it's seven!'
A dad says, 'I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.'
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'
Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.