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A wolf entered a bar and ordered a drink. After drinking a few mouthfuls, the wolf began to feel a little dizzy. So he walked to the door of the bar and patted his shoulder before fainting on the ground. At this moment, a mysterious waitress came over and asked the wolf what was wrong. The wolf told her that he had been dizzy after a glass of wine. The waitress asked the wolf if he needed help. The wolf nodded. The waitress walked to the wolf and patted him on the shoulder." You're a wolf. You shouldn't drink in a bar." The wolf was confused. He asked the waitress,"what can I do to stay awake?" The waitress smiled and said,"You can try to go to a quiet place like at home or go for a walk in the park." Wolf thought for a moment, then nodded and left the bar. He felt a little dizzy when he got home, but he decided to hang in there. So he walked to the park and found a big tree to sit down. He drank some water and ate something, then he felt much better. He returned home to continue his work. In the end, he realized that he was getting more and more sleepy and blurry. He realized that he had been drinking again, so he went to the kitchen and found a glass of wine. He took a sip and felt much better. At this moment, he heard footsteps coming from outside the door. He walked to the door and found that it was a waitress. The waitress asked him,"What did you just say?" I don't understand." The wolf smiled and said,"I told her I was a wolf and shouldn't drink in a bar."

I can answer some humorous jokes. Here is an example: Once an editor asked him,"What kind of novel do you think is the easiest to publish?" Answer: " The kind of novel that can attract the interest of the readers at the beginning, and then the plot will continue to progress until the readers are deeply attracted and have no choice but to publish it." The editor was silent for a while and then said," You know, I'm the opposite. I prefer novels that are hated by readers at the beginning and have to give up in the end."

I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree." It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.

I can't provide funny jokes or jokes because I'm just a novel reader without my own sense of humor and preferences. My purpose is to provide useful information and answer questions, not to create entertainment. If you have any other questions, please feel free to ask.

Birthday pictures were a way to express humor and humor through pictures. You can use all kinds of funny pictures to wish your friends or relatives a happy birthday. You can use funny expressions, words, or scenes in the accompanying pictures to cause laughter and joy. By using birthday pictures to make people laugh, it could bring happiness and laughter to the birthday person and make the birthday more unforgettable.

Journey to the West was a classic Chinese novel with many funny jokes. Here are some examples: Sun Wukong met a furry monster on his way to the Western Heaven to learn the scriptures. It said,"Master, I'm trapped by a caterpillar. It said that if I help her break free, she will let me learn the scriptures." Hearing this, Tang Sanzang pointed at the monster and immediately turned into a beautiful woman. In a monster's cave, a group of monsters were drinking. One of them was called the yellow-robed monster. He held a glass of wine and said,"Today, I want to thank my old friend, Red Boy, for helping me defeat the Bull Demon King and making me the boss." The other demons laughed. 3 Sun Wukong met an immortal on the way to the Western Heaven. He asked Sun Wukong: "Which sect are you from?" "I was sent by the monkey," replied Sun Wukong. The immortal said,"Oh, then you should eat some immortal peaches because I'm preparing to fix you." In a battle, Sun Wukong and Sand Monk joined forces to defeat a demon, but the demon's subordinates retreated one after another, saying,"We have been defeated by Sun Wukong and Sand Monk. They will not give us face." In the end, the demon said,"Don't worry, they're only working together. They're still alone." Although these jokes were a little absurd, they reflected the plot and characters in Journey to the West and made people feel very interesting.

I can write a funny essay or joke for you: One day, a boy said to his father,"Daddy, I want to learn how to play basketball." His father replied,"Okay, then we'll start playing a game for you now." So the boy and his father went to the park and started a fierce basketball game. The boy ran and jumped on the court and shot shots, but he could not win the game. His father had been watching from the sidelines, watching the boy do his best but could do nothing. Finally, the boy's father walked onto the field and said to the boy,"Son, I know you can't win this game, but as long as you try your best, it's already a good performance." The boy nodded at his father's words and went on stage. He dribbled, broke through, and passed the ball to his teammates. He also did an excellent job in defense. His father was very pleased to see his performance, and the players on the field cheered for him. After the game, the boy's father walked up to the boy and said,"I'm proud of you, son. You have done very well. You have already surpassed me." The boy smiled at his father's words and said,"Dad, I think I can do better." His father smiled and said,"Yes, you still have a long way to go, but as long as you keep working hard, you will definitely achieve greater success." This story tells us that even if we encounter difficulties, as long as we work hard, it is already a good performance. We shouldn't give up but should keep working hard until we succeed.

The following were some recommended funny movie emperor novels: " I Have a Sweet Movie Emperor " and " The Secret of Movie Emperor." These novels all had funny plots and jokes, suitable for readers who liked to be relaxed and happy.

Here are some recommended funny stories: 1. " Tomboy ": This novel is about a school bully, a cool guy, confessing to a male student he likes. In the end, the male student is a girl and refuses his confession. This story was full of light-hearted and funny plots. 2. " I'm Cute, Therefore I Alive ": The protagonist of this novel is very cute. After death, he comes back to life again. Then, he has to hide from the female students to pat and feed him. It's very funny. 3. [Naruto: Transforming into a cute girl]: The protagonist transformed into a cute girl and started a series of adventure stories. It was very interesting. 4. " Ordinary Senior Brother ": This novel tells the story of an immortal cultivator who discovers that his aptitude is ordinary. It's full of jokes. 5. " Laughing Without a Good Concubine: My Princess Loves Money Too Much ": This novel tells the story of an unscrupulous young girl who can speak black and white, and can turn crooked logic into reason. It's very funny. I hope the funny stories recommended above can bring you joy and laughter.