extremely funny joke stories

Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'

I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.

Two bears were walking in the forest when one of them said,"Hey, do you see that brown thing?" The other bear replied,"Oh, you mean the brown bear?" The first bear said,"No, I mean that tree." It was a simple joke, but it showed how conversations between characters in web novels often led to misunderstandings and confusion.

Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.

A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'

Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Funny joke stories usually contain elements of absurdity. Take the story of a fish that goes to a library and asks for a book on underwater cooking. It's so absurd that it makes people laugh. Also, they might play with language, like puns. For instance, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' This kind of wordplay adds to the humor.

Once there was a magician who was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Well, just kidding. Here is a real story. There was a man who tried to teach his dog to play the piano. He spent weeks on it. One day, the dog finally sat at the piano and started hitting the keys with his paws. It was a complete mess but super funny.

Here's one. A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a bar. The rabbit says, 'I think I might be a typo.' It's funny because it plays on the unexpected idea of a rabbit being in that situation and the self - aware 'typo' comment in a light - hearted, somewhat surreal way related to Christian figures like the priest and pastor.

They are usually short and to the point. For example, 'What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.' It quickly delivers the punchline.