farting funny police stories

Four deadly choices in life: Being a cop in Mexico! Absolute justice here means getting shot, BIUBIUBIU. The protagonist finds himself in the body of a jail guard and discovers that his eyes can see a person's Crime Value! Only by outgunning the criminals can he uphold justice! This prison is called "Plateau Prison", the highest security level in Mexico. At this time, there is a man locked up inside. His name is Gallardo, nicknamed Godfather, one of the founders of the Guadalajara Cartel. If you want to survive, either leave this damned country, or climb your way to the top. Mexico can be bright!

Being young is a treasure, but education is indispensable. For Han Yu, who started working at sixteen, being too young wasn't a good thing. Due to his young age, he was almost turned away by the leaders when assigned to a bureau. Witness the story of the youngest police officer in the history of the Linghai Public Security Bureau turning his life around.

Su Yun transmigrated and became a live streamer. Suffering from no talent, he practiced all kinds of skills live every day in order to make a living. Such as flying cards slicing flies; wooden swords playing table tennis; flying needles shooting bulletproof glass; long jump landing on water without sinking... On the first day, Su Yun learned flying cards, and people thought he was here to be funny. On the fifth day, Su Yun's flying cards split the cucumber, and the people thought that was the best he could do. On the thirtieth day, Su Yun's cards cut through the stake from ten meters away and beheaded the fly... The crowd was shocked and then agreed that it was a special effect! ... Sometime later, when Su Yun was accidentally exposed and received a summons to file, more of his skills were revealed one by one: The flying skills that enabled him to cross the river! The sword art of splitting rocks with one sword! Flying needles that were comparable to the penetrating power of a bullet... Police: Are you sure this is just a live streamer? Immediately file for an s-level case!

Li Xiang, an auxiliary police officer, accidentally downloaded a police simulation game, where he can learn exclusive skills by completing tasks in the dungeon. Dungeon [Thief's World]: Unlock Stealing Skill, which enables you to peel a raw egg with your bare hands. Dungeon [Police Dog Strike]: Unlock dog training skills, enabling coal ball training to become intelligent. Dungeon [Gun King Competition]: Unlock shooting skills, with flawless Gun Skill. ......

After just graduating, Lin Xiaoyan suffers an injury to her left eye, and from then on, whenever someone touches her, she can “see” some scenes that others cannot. These scenes are of bad things that are about to happen. Lin Xiaoyan: Help, I don't want to be caught for dissection! On the bus, when a man getting off accidentally bumps into her, she “sees” him getting hit by a rickshaw and then run over by a bus. In the hospital, when a male doctor touches her eye to examine it, she “sees” someone with a knife attacking the doctor. Next... Lin Xiaoyan: Hello, is this 110? I saw someone planning to rob and kill a woman tonight, the address is... Dispatcher: ??? ... Lin Xiaoyan: Hello, is this 110? I... Dispatcher: Ah, Xiao Yan sees something again, quick, dispatch the officers!!! Lin Xiaoyan: ...

Après avoir tout juste obtenu son diplôme, Lin Xiaoyan subit une blessure à l'œil gauche, et à partir de ce moment, chaque fois que quelqu'un la touche, elle peut "voir" des scènes que les autres ne peuvent pas voir. Ces scènes sont des mauvaises choses qui sont sur le point de se produire. Lin Xiaoyan : Au secours, je ne veux pas être capturée pour dissection ! Dans le bus, quand un homme qui descend la bouscule accidentellement, elle "voit" qu'il se fait heurter par un pousse-pousse puis écrasé par un bus. À l'hôpital, quand un médecin touche son œil pour l'examiner, elle "voit" quelqu'un avec un couteau attaquer le médecin. Ensuite... Lin Xiaoyan : Allô, est-ce le 110 ? J'ai vu quelqu'un qui prévoit de voler et tuer une femme ce soir, l'adresse est... Standardiste : ??? ... Lin Xiaoyan : Allô, est-ce le 110 ? Je... Standardiste : Ah, Xiao Yan voit quelque chose à nouveau, vite, envoyez les agents !!! Lin Xiaoyan : ...

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

A former police officer dies and is longing for a quiet and peaceful life away from the chaos. Reborn in a new world, he must navigate strange lands, unexpected challenges, and a chance at the slow life he always dreamed of, if he can survive long enough to enjoy it.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.