funny police short stories

Four deadly choices in life: Being a cop in Mexico! Absolute justice here means getting shot, BIUBIUBIU. The protagonist finds himself in the body of a jail guard and discovers that his eyes can see a person's Crime Value! Only by outgunning the criminals can he uphold justice! This prison is called "Plateau Prison", the highest security level in Mexico. At this time, there is a man locked up inside. His name is Gallardo, nicknamed Godfather, one of the founders of the Guadalajara Cartel. If you want to survive, either leave this damned country, or climb your way to the top. Mexico can be bright!

Being young is a treasure, but education is indispensable. For Han Yu, who started working at sixteen, being too young wasn't a good thing. Due to his young age, he was almost turned away by the leaders when assigned to a bureau. Witness the story of the youngest police officer in the history of the Linghai Public Security Bureau turning his life around.

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”

Su Yun transmigrated and became a live streamer. Suffering from no talent, he practiced all kinds of skills live every day in order to make a living. Such as flying cards slicing flies; wooden swords playing table tennis; flying needles shooting bulletproof glass; long jump landing on water without sinking... On the first day, Su Yun learned flying cards, and people thought he was here to be funny. On the fifth day, Su Yun's flying cards split the cucumber, and the people thought that was the best he could do. On the thirtieth day, Su Yun's cards cut through the stake from ten meters away and beheaded the fly... The crowd was shocked and then agreed that it was a special effect! ... Sometime later, when Su Yun was accidentally exposed and received a summons to file, more of his skills were revealed one by one: The flying skills that enabled him to cross the river! The sword art of splitting rocks with one sword! Flying needles that were comparable to the penetrating power of a bullet... Police: Are you sure this is just a live streamer? Immediately file for an s-level case!

Li Xiang, an auxiliary police officer, accidentally downloaded a police simulation game, where he can learn exclusive skills by completing tasks in the dungeon. Dungeon [Thief's World]: Unlock Stealing Skill, which enables you to peel a raw egg with your bare hands. Dungeon [Police Dog Strike]: Unlock dog training skills, enabling coal ball training to become intelligent. Dungeon [Gun King Competition]: Unlock shooting skills, with flawless Gun Skill. ......

After just graduating, Lin Xiaoyan suffers an injury to her left eye, and from then on, whenever someone touches her, she can “see” some scenes that others cannot. These scenes are of bad things that are about to happen. Lin Xiaoyan: Help, I don't want to be caught for dissection! On the bus, when a man getting off accidentally bumps into her, she “sees” him getting hit by a rickshaw and then run over by a bus. In the hospital, when a male doctor touches her eye to examine it, she “sees” someone with a knife attacking the doctor. Next... Lin Xiaoyan: Hello, is this 110? I saw someone planning to rob and kill a woman tonight, the address is... Dispatcher: ??? ... Lin Xiaoyan: Hello, is this 110? I... Dispatcher: Ah, Xiao Yan sees something again, quick, dispatch the officers!!! Lin Xiaoyan: ...

Après avoir tout juste obtenu son diplôme, Lin Xiaoyan subit une blessure à l'œil gauche, et à partir de ce moment, chaque fois que quelqu'un la touche, elle peut "voir" des scènes que les autres ne peuvent pas voir. Ces scènes sont des mauvaises choses qui sont sur le point de se produire. Lin Xiaoyan : Au secours, je ne veux pas être capturée pour dissection ! Dans le bus, quand un homme qui descend la bouscule accidentellement, elle "voit" qu'il se fait heurter par un pousse-pousse puis écrasé par un bus. À l'hôpital, quand un médecin touche son œil pour l'examiner, elle "voit" quelqu'un avec un couteau attaquer le médecin. Ensuite... Lin Xiaoyan : Allô, est-ce le 110 ? J'ai vu quelqu'un qui prévoit de voler et tuer une femme ce soir, l'adresse est... Standardiste : ??? ... Lin Xiaoyan : Allô, est-ce le 110 ? Je... Standardiste : Ah, Xiao Yan voit quelque chose à nouveau, vite, envoyez les agents !!! Lin Xiaoyan : ...

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Xu Jinzhi lived a healthy life until she was seventy-five, passing away without much suffering, and seemingly without any major regrets or dissatisfaction. However, looking at her son, daughter, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren beside her bed, Xu Jinzhi couldn't help but think of her late husband who died young in an accident, wondering if she would be able to see him again—if only she could. Upon opening her eyes next, Xu Jinzhi shockingly finds herself transported back several decades in the past, at a time when the Xu and Xie families were negotiating a business marriage. Without hesitation, she mentions the name 'Xie Yanchuan.' In her previous life, marrying Xie Yanchuan was a reluctant choice, but in this life, she chooses him decisively! The Xie family holds significant influence in City A, Xie Yanchuan, however, is the overlooked member of the family, overshadowed by his older brother carrying familial responsibilities and a younger, frail brother. This setup doesn't bother Xie Yanchuan much; he is content with living quietly. One day, the marriage arrangement with the Xu family lands unexpectedly on his shoulders, resulting in his marriage to the woman named Xu Jinzhi! Xie Yanchuan initially prepares for a marriage of mutual respect or non-interference. However, why does Xu Jinzhi always surprise him with her unexpected actions?