funny police academy stories

One memorable story is about a group exercise in the academy. They were doing a mock arrest scenario. One trainee was supposed to play the bad guy and run away. But he ran straight into a wall because he wasn't looking where he was going. It was both funny and a reminder to always be aware of your surroundings.

Sure. There was a time in the police academy when a trainee was practicing handcuffing. He accidentally cuffed himself to a railing and had to wait for the instructor to come and unlock him, looking all embarrassed.

The list of police academies that scored 400 to 500 points in the college entrance examination in 2023 and 2024 included: The railway police academy, the jilin police academy, the anhui police academy, the jiangxi judicial police academy, the wuhan police academy, the shaanxi police academy, the tientsin public security police academy, the hubei police academy, the hebei police academy, the nanjing forest police academy, the shantung police academy, the sichuan police academy, the central judicial police academy, the peking police academy, etc. In addition, there were Guangdong Police Academy, Guizhou Police Academy, Yunnan Police Academy, Xinjiang Police Academy, Guangxi Police Academy, Nanjing Forest Police Academy, Hei Long Jiang Public Security Police College, and Liao Ning Police College. Different police schools and provinces might have different admission scores.

Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.

One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.

Here are some recommendations for the completed police school derivative novels: 1. " A Guide to the Police Academy's Complete Relief." Author: No Bird, Orange Wood. The novel was a light novel. The main character was Matsuda Jinhei, and the supporting characters included Kenji Hagihara, Zhenren, Kagemitsu Zhufu, Ryu Sutani, Gin, Satoshi Gojyo, and Natsuyuki. The story told the story of how they used non-scientific methods to help the curve. 2. " How to Learn from Ke's Police School Group." Author: Fei Chacha. This was a sweet and relaxing novel by the system. The protagonist was Hoshino Mirai, and the supporting role was a member of the police academy. The story described their daily lives and interactions. These novels were all completed and could be provided to readers who liked the police academy.

One funny story is when a police officer pulled over a car because the driver was singing at the top of their lungs and looked like they were having a concert all by themselves. The officer ended up laughing and just gave a warning about being distracted while driving.

There were novels similar to Saving the Police Academy Five: 1:"Sister Wild King's Show: Master, Come and Get the Blue", author: Yunsong Orange Juice 2:"Phoenix's Fate Is Hard to Disobey", Author: An Xiyue is Me 3: Conan: I'm Not a Snitch, Author: Big Genster 4."The Exorcist Is Greedy for Money." Author: Tang Ye Man Shan Hong 5:"Wear It Quickly Is Not Normal: They Are All on the Edge of Blackening", Author: Qingyin Fushuang 6:"Villain Guardian: After Raising Five Future Villains", Author: Blue Bird and Spring 7."The Wizard: The Awakened Demon Hunter Returns", Author: Xiao Maruno 8. Xianxia: Breaking the Ancient Chess Game at the Beginning. Author: Divine Wander of White Jade City 9:"Wang Wang: Beauty Temptation", Author: Prophecy Boy 10:"Daily Construction of Ancient Lords", Author: Jun Lin123 Running for My Life Everyday When I Open My Eyes, Author: White Wolf Loves You Chapter 12:"It's so cool to collect cards in a love game." Author: Green Pepper Monster The following is a detailed introduction of these novels: 1:"Sister Wild King's Flipping Show: The Mage Comes to Get Mana": The streamer Cang Yun (Yan Lingling) is a beautiful girl and one of the top ten junglers in the country. Professional player Mo Yu (Mo Qingyu) was the mid-laner of Team ST. She was weak but could take care of herself. A 2,000-point pinnacle match: [Peak Summoner 3 (Stranger Word): I'm a Mage (I don't know Fire Dance in the pre-selection)] [Peak Summoner 1: I'm a Mage (Second choice: Xi Shi)] Stranger Words: …Alright, I'll fill in the spot [Peak Summoner 5 (Gray Cloud): Please help me steal the spotlight.] Peak Summoner 5 (Gray Cloud):"Come, Yao, I'll carry you." [Mo Yu: Qianqian, let's just mingle (Help snatch, pre-select Sister Yao)] Entering the match, this server was indeed killing randomly. Flying Thunder God was about to show off to the other side's high ground! [Mo Yu: Brother, you're amazing.] Cang Yun: It's all because of your support, let me give you a blue, baby Xi Shi with a score of 0-4-8:??? 2."Phoenix's Life Is Hard to Disobey": Mother said: You only need to do your part, there is no need to give deep feelings. Father said,"We don't do evil, and we can't let evil people bully us." His brothers said,"We will support you no matter what you do." Sister said,"Third Sister, don't worry about me." The son said,"Mom, Dad eats too much." What should Yang Xianrong say? 3."Conan: I'm Not a Snitch": Sen Yuro, codename Madeira, the only survivor of the Black Clothes Organization's laboratory explosion, received an artificial retard who called himself the "Police Academy Rescue System." In order to unlock more information about the comics in the future and save the fate of the organization being destroyed by the protagonist, Sen Yuro followed the system's request and saved the Exploding Group, who should have been sacrificed in the explosion, and Zhu Fu Jingguang, whose identity was exposed. Faced with the doubts of all kinds of fake wine, Sen Yuro: "I'm doing this for the organization! I'm definitely not a snitch!" "My true love is Gin!" Gin: Heh. On the other side, Rum, who was trying to win over Madeira, turned his attention to Pintilei of Gin after receiving this information. Akai Shuichi: <strong></strong><strong></strong><strong></strong> 4."The Exorcist Is Greedy for Money":[Strong Female + Easy Daily Life + Exorcism] The number one exorcist in Xuanling Kingdom, Shui Ying, was greedy for money. She could stand on her hips and scold people like a shrew in the market, and she could also kill a group of demons with a sword and protect the common people. During one of her normal commissions, she discovered that a demon was using an evil technique to refine a ghost and absorb the Blood Qi. During the investigation, Shui Ying met her companions who were traveling together with her. They were either demons, devils, or gods… Together, they opened medical centers and embroidery workshops, contributing to the prosperity of the country. The Nine-Colored Demon Lords appeared frequently, and the number of ghosts and monsters increased exponentially, killing living beings. They refined elixirs, exorcised evil spirits, and protected peace. They were like-minded and believed that there was no distinction between high and low in the world, only good and evil. "What about the demon? So what if he was human? I only wish to punish evil and promote good. I have no regrets." They suppressed the chaos of war and killed evil spirits. Return to the world of peace and prosperity, the sea and the river are clear. "The will of my life is to uphold justice, ward off evil, and protect the common people." 5."Wear it quickly and it's not normal: They're all on the verge of blackening": Wu Shan was originally a glorious and noble princess, but because of the mission, her country was destroyed. With the help of the Heavenly Axiom, she also began to "capture" the mission participants. However, why did so many people not play by the rules? The little eunuch used his soul as a matchmaker and crossed the space-time barrier just to meet her again. "Your Highness," he cried before he died."Huan Qi is too stupid. He failed to protect you every time." The young master of the miracle doctor lived in seclusion in the mountains and forests. He was jealous every day with her. "You're so stupid. How can you live without me?" The white-robed young master's face was as white as jade. The immortal cultivation disciple was pointed at by tens of thousands of people, and he was unwilling to hurt her even if she was destroyed. He returned from his revenge and smiled at her."Master, you can only choose one between me and all living beings." However, Wu Mountain had seen all kinds of beautiful men. She said,"I don't want to reject it either, but I'm taking the script for a one-sided love." So, I can only apologize ~ This article is also known as "The Female Lead Is Poisonous","The Female Lead of Universal Love","Don't Love Me, No Results" The author thought about it for a long time. [Note: There is no fixed male lead. I don't know if there is no CP or CP.] 6."Villain Guardians: After Raising Five Future Villains": Bai Ji was accidentally captured by the system to be a strong man and asked her to adopt five poor boys who were called villains as their guardians. A sensitive mixed-blood would be a smiling tiger when he grew up. Mu Qiang was a pitiful little girl who lacked a sense of security. When he grew up, he could not hide his viciousness. The quiet little puppy had become so hot-tempered! And that child with dual personalities, the primary personality was actually a little black-bellied by the secondary personality? Only the last child was always a cold, stupid beauty. It was time-saving and energy-saving. When it came to cheating…cough! Of course, it would be better if he wasn't so stubborn! Later on, when they were searching for the truth and finding the mastermind, Bai Ji always felt that these guys were a little strange… 7."Wizard: The Awakened Demon Hunter's Return": This was a ticket to the Magic World. It came from the Auland Continent where Li An had lived for several years after he transmigrated. Perhaps it would be more appropriate to call him Charlie now. Who would have thought that on the first day of school, Charlie would be drawn into a golden vortex, the Demon-Hunting War on the Latyr Continent… After returning from the demon hunt, he thought he could live a peaceful life, but… Everything was the best arrangement of fate. It was a peak competition filled with schemes and fate. The winner might win immortality, and the loser would be forgotten. 8."Xianxia: Breaking the Ancient Chess Game at the Beginning":"I never thought that the most important thing for me was not longevity…" After Fang Xing died and transmigrated to the Xianxia world, he suddenly realized that this world was very similar to the game he had played before he died in his previous life. "I didn't have the chance in my previous life. Why don't I ascend to the peak of the Immortal Road in this life?" With his understanding of the game, Fang Xing was able to break through the ancient chess game and successfully enter the Taishang Celestial Sect. He had thought that he could rely on his foresight to become an immortal. Who would have thought that the cruelty of the cultivation path was far beyond his imagination? This was the story of a transmigrator cultivating to become an immortal in the real world. If you could do it all over again, would you change your original way of doing things? Fang Xing knew his answer. "If I start again…I will still be like this." 9:"The King of the Net: The Temptation of a Beauty": As the world tennis overlord who was about to retire, he suddenly came to another world. Can he sweep away his regrets, rebuild his glory, and shine in the new world? coming soon This is the first time I've written this article, so the writing may not be very good. Please forgive me. There is no female protagonist in the whole article. The plot party! 10."Daily Construction of Ancient Lords": At the end of the dynasty, the emperor did not do anything about human affairs. He exiled loyal officials who exiled and exiled them. He sent them to the outside world to build palaces and rivers. He transported strange stones, rare flowers, and rare herbs to satisfy his selfish desires and forced countless people to die. People's resentment rose everywhere. Fang Xiao arrived at an ordinary farmer's house in Taoli Village. At first, she thought that she had received a script for farming and becoming rich. Who knew that natural disasters would happen frequently and her father would be conscripted away by unscrupulous officials. She suddenly realized that she was going to take the script for escaping from famine. In the end, the meteorite that fell from the sky and fused into her body was a lord's token. When he woke up, the world changed. The mountain forest rose from the ground, and giant trees reached the sky. All the plants and animals in sight seemed to have eaten hormones and become larger, full of aggression. It was as if they had returned to primitive society overnight, and humans had become the weakest existence. Hehe, so it was a prehistoric survival script. Of course, what happened after that told her that she had thought too simply. When she fought monsters crazily and hoarded goods, she finally upgraded her territory from the lowest prehistoric civilization to a stone civilization, an agricultural civilization, and finally a modern technological civilization. She had a coke in one hand and milk tea in the other. She played with her phone and watched movies. She could even look at the interstellar civilization. When she walked into space, she couldn't help but sigh."This is what life is like." 11:"Running for My Life Everyday": Lin Fenghe, who had transmigrated to another world, was running for his life every day. There was no other reason. The Host had blown up the Hundred Herb Hall of the First Cultivation Academy and released the ten thousand spirit beasts of the Spirit Beast Pavilion. She had also gone to the Temple of Immortals to add some urine to their Resurrection Potion. She had also plucked three tail feathers from the sleeping Fire Phoenix Demon at the Black Dragon Mountain. Then, under the pursuit of a group of people, the original owner died. However, before she died, she had left behind a Soul Summoning Array, which had attracted Lin Fenghe, who had just been killed by an experimental subject in the Otherworld. Lin Fenghe wanted to curse, he didn't want to suffer, but his body couldn't die! Being forced to live forever was even more effective than the resurrection medicine of the Temple of Immortals. Helplessly, in order to live a peaceful life in this world, Lin Fenghe, who didn't want to be tortured and killed thousands of times every day, had to run for his life. However… Why did people say that she was doing all this for the person she loved? This was obviously the original owner… Wait a minute! Something fishy was going on! [No CP] Chapter 12:"Collecting Cards in the Love Game Is Too Cool": What sisterhood and family interests, those are just settings in the game. Why did players have to follow the game's arrangements? Shen Ling 'er decided not to accept the arrangement after realizing that the game had a high degree of freedom and an excellent immersive experience. The author was working hard to save the manuscript. Additional condition: 1. 100,000 copies. 2. Same as above. 3，+1。 …… You can read these novels on Qidian Chinese Network.

The following are some novels recommended by girls who secretly went to the police academy: 1. " Teaching Field ": This is a suspense mystery novel based on the theme of the police academy. It explored the psychological characteristics and physical training process of the students in the police academy. 2. " Police Academy Short Story ": This is a series of short stories with the police academy as the main character, mainly describing the stories of the police academy students. Please note that the novels recommended above may not be completely in line with the plot of the girl secretly attending the police academy, but they are all set in the police academy and may provide some related stories and plots.

There was this case where a police car got a flat tire while in pursuit of a speeding vehicle. Instead of giving up, the two officers in the car started chasing on foot. The suspect, seeing the officers running towards him, thought it was so absurd that he actually stopped and waited for them to catch up. He later said he couldn't resist the sight of two cops running with their hats bouncing.