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The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

The True Heiress Is The Real Bigshot

Former bigshot, Ying Zijin, woke up one day as the lost daughter of the Ying family, who had been missing for fifteen years. The Ying family promptly adopted another child to replace her. Upon returning to the wealthy family, everyone mocked her for not being as clever, capable, sensible, and elegant as a fake heiress. Her parents considered her a stain on the family and warned her not to harbor any illusions of being a lady of the family. They said she should be grateful for being a foster daughter, or else they would send her away. Ying Zijin: "I'll leave then. No need to see me off." While the Ying family celebrated joyously and others waited to see the real heiress make a fool of herself, influential figures from various fields took action. The top-rated idol with the most influential fans said, "Miss Ying, just let me know if you need anything." The heir to a global economic monopoly said, "Ying family? What's that? Boss, should we just wipe them out?" The number one martial artist in the country asked, "Who dares to bully my master?" The genius teenage boy with an IQ of 228 said, "That's my sister." A man with an incredibly seductive appearance smirked lazily and casually, saying, "Sure, then call me brother-in-law." The influential figures were confused. When the real heiress' true identity was restored, it caused a sensation on the internet. The Ying family went crazy and knelt, crying and begging her to come back. The international powerhouse family said, "Sorry, let me introduce her. This is our real heiress." Reborn as a king, making a strong comeback and launching a counterattack!
General
1190 Chs
Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

Becoming a true immortal through my descendents' praying

【Your descendants in the Immortal Cultivation World have offered a plate of snacks】 【Incense Fire Value +10】 【Would you like to reward your descendants?】 Yang Genshuo was surprised to discover that offerings in the Immortal Cultivation Family game could actually appear in the modern world, and that modern items could also be bestowed upon descendants in the game. Years later, peculiar rumors about the Yang Family spread throughout the Immortal Cultivation World. "To break through from the Fetal Breathing Stage to the Qi Refinement Realm, one needs to refine a strand of heavenly and earth's spiritual energy. I've heard of Red Flame True Qi, Xuan Water True Qi, and Green Wood Spirit Energy, but Yang Dao-friend, this... Liquefied Natural Gas, what kind of spiritual energy is it? How is it condensed?" "I've heard that the Yang Family's Spiritual Plant Technique is incredibly sophisticated, with each mu of Spirit Rice yielding twice as much as top-tier Spirit Plant Families, all thanks to a strange secret technique the family disciples cultivate called 'hybridization'." "The Yang Family’s art of elixirs is unrivaled in the world, with new elixirs constantly being created. It is rumored that a spirit of the elixir named 'Artificial Intelligence' tirelessly deduces elixir recipes day and night..." "Nowadays, the Thunder Cultivators of the Yang Family are exceptionally strong, all thanks to the Yang Family's effort in creating a top-tier Thunder Gathering Array. Thunder Cultivators who enter this array can increase their cultivation speed multiple times. It is said that the array eye is known as—the power station." As the Yang Immortal Cultivation Family grew stronger, Yang Genshuo actually became the only Immortal in the modern world by consuming offerings! Years later, facing an endless stream of people ascending the mountain to seek the Dao, Yang Genshuo calmly said, "There are no immortals in this world; you must believe in science!" Then he soared away on his flying sword.
Eastern
1135 Chs
Share some funny but true police stories.
There was this case where a police car got a flat tire while in pursuit of a speeding vehicle. Instead of giving up, the two officers in the car started chasing on foot. The suspect, seeing the officers running towards him, thought it was so absurd that he actually stopped and waited for them to catch up. He later said he couldn't resist the sight of two cops running with their hats bouncing.
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2024-12-10 13:49
Can you share some true funny police stories?
Sure. There was a story where a police officer was chasing a suspect. The suspect ran into a dead - end alley. When the officer finally caught up, the suspect was so out of breath that he immediately surrendered. But as he was handing over, he accidentally dropped his wallet which had a photo of himself as a child wearing a police uniform. The officer couldn't help but laugh.
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2024-11-13 14:12
What are some of the most memorable true funny police stories?
One memorable story is about a police car that got a flat tire while chasing a speeding vehicle. The officers had to stop and change the tire while the suspect, thinking he had escaped, slowed down. By the time he realized the police were still coming, it was too late. It's funny how things turned out.
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2024-11-13 16:10
Funny Police Bathroom Stories: What are some funny police bathroom stories?
Well, I heard once that a police officer accidentally locked himself in the bathroom stall at the station. His partner was outside laughing so hard while he was trying to figure out how to get out. After a while, they had to call the maintenance guy to unlock it.
3 answers
2024-12-03 21:08
Funny police Christmas stories
One funny police Christmas story could be about a police officer who dressed up as Santa Claus to visit the local children in the neighborhood. He was on his patrol bike which was decorated with tinsel and bells. When he stopped to talk to the kids, one of them asked if Rudolph was in the police stable. The officer had to quickly come up with a funny response that Rudolph was on a special mission to help other Santas around the world.
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2024-10-30 20:54
What are the most memorable funny but true police stories you know?
A police officer received a call about a 'giant monster' in someone's backyard. When he arrived, it was just a large inflatable dinosaur that had blown into the yard from a neighbor's party. The look on the officer's face when he realized what it was, was priceless.
2 answers
2024-12-11 13:53
What are some funny quotes and true stories in a light police story?
Well, there's this one where an officer mistook a donut for a crime evidence. Pretty funny!
3 answers
2024-10-17 14:09
Funny police pull over stories
One funny story is when a police officer pulled over a car because the driver was singing at the top of their lungs and looked like they were having a concert all by themselves. The officer ended up laughing and just gave a warning about being distracted while driving.
1 answer
2024-11-27 01:10
Share some funny police K9 stories.
One funny police K9 story is about a K9 named Max. During a training exercise, Max was supposed to find a hidden 'suspect'. Instead, he found a squirrel and chased it all around the training ground, leaving the trainers in stitches.
2 answers
2024-11-07 15:35
More funny police pull over stories
A friend told me that a police pulled over a lady whose car was covered in stickers of different cats. It was so eye - catching. The lady said she was a huge cat lover and just wanted to show it off. The police officer, who also liked cats, just had a friendly chat and let her go.
3 answers
2024-11-25 00:10
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