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Chen Gu has transmigrated to a future world where some have superpower. They could release nuclear blasts barehanded; manipulate quantum teleportation to achieve instantaneity; exhale particle winds that could melt metal like dragons; and control human thoughts as a hacker does computers... But the first thing Chen needs to deal with is that he somehow has a forty-year-old son. "Are you saying... you are my father?" "No, I am your son."

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

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This novel is an always ongoing novel containing funny stories. One chapter represents one story. New funny stories will be added here over time. So, stay tuned! Notes: All stories and characters in this novel here are fictional! This novel is just for fun!

Isaac Ford seeks help from the detective who put him in prison -- now security consultant, Andrew Wen -- after an unexpected prison break weeks before his release. Despite an almost twenty-year age difference and being on opposite ends of the law, the attraction between them culminates in a one-night stand that teeters Isaac between turning himself in and returning to a life of crime. His decision is made for him when he discovers a young man waiting for him at his safe house -- the son he never knew existed.<br><br>Months later, Isaac has been reconnecting with his son, Dalton, and started a security consultancy of his own, looking for a fresh start. His past catches up to him, however, when he runs into Andrew at the police station, both seeking information on a new thief. Andrew isn’t happy Isaac left that night or that he’s been encroaching on his business, but the passion between them rekindles as trying to one-up each other turns sexual. Neither plan to let anything more come of their tryst until Andrew finds out about Dalton, who he knew in college, and a theft at Dalton’s job forces Isaac and Andrew to work together.<br><br>Dalton playing matchmaker complicates things. What’s worse is how easily Isaac and Andrew keep giving in.

Many think of the afterlife, some think they will face the judgment of God, some think they will only fade away in the darkness of nothing or that they will be reicarnated in another world. Like any nerd and otaku, Kaio belived/hopped that will be the last option that would happened to hum when he died, and that's what happened to him, he just didn't expect it to turn into a dungeon. Now he will have to adapt quickly, if he want to survive in this new world, that seems like a mixture of a western fantasy world and eastern cultivation, as possibly the only Dungeon in the world.

This is a collection of hilarious blogs written over a long period of time. Some are serious but mostly this book is comprised of blogs that are silly and funny.

SYNOPSIS: In a world moving at light speed, the girl who finished last was the only one who could save it. Francine Scott was born with a "glitch" in the human machine. In a high-stakes society that worships velocity, her brain processes reality at a sluggish 8.33% delay behind the rest of the world. Labeled a biological failure by the elite Global Health Organization (GHO), she was the "Public Peculiar"—a girl whose only role was to be a pageant-staged curiosity, a living reminder of what it meant to be "broken." But when a localized temporal collapse begins to erase Tokyo, the world realizes its fatal error. Francine isn't slow; she is the Universal Anchor. While the rest of humanity is swept away by the frantic current of time, Francine exists in the 1.66-second gap between action and consequence. She is the only human being truly awake in the "Wait." Thrust from the humiliation of the stage to the center of a global apocalypse, Francine forms the Tri-Core: joined by Drake, the "Snappy" kinetic speedster who moves too fast to feel, and Mark, the "Intuitive" seer haunted by a thousand futures. Together, they are the surgeons of reality, stitching the fabric of existence back together across obsidian lunar spires, ancient deep sea Forges, and the crushing indigo fire of the Earth’s molten heart. From a discarded outlier to the Chancellor of the Seventh Factor, Francine leads a war against The Erasure—a sentient vacuum seeking to "undo" human history—and The Arbitrator, the cosmic creditor coming to collect the debt of ten thousand years of borrowed time. THE PUBLIC PECULIAR is an intense, brilliantly-woven saga of metaphysical action and deep-space mystery. It is a story that proves the "Glitch" in our design is actually our greatest strength. The clock is broken. The debt is due. And the girl who was always a heartbeat behind is finally the one leading the way.