Share some funny brain fart stories.
I was chatting with my friend about our travel plans. I was really excited about the idea of going to Paris. But then when she asked me what I wanted to see there, I said the Eiffel Tower in London. It took me a few seconds to realize how ridiculous that was. My mind must have mixed up the two cities for a moment.
Funny embarrassing fart stories
I was in a crowded elevator. A woman accidentally farted. It was silent but smelled awful. She tried to play it off by coughing loudly, but we all knew what had happened. People started fanning the air with their hands.
Funny pregnancy brain stories: Share your experiences!
One time my pregnant friend went to the grocery store. She was so determined to buy apples. But when she got home, she realized she had bought a bunch of oranges instead. It was hilarious!
Can you share more funny greentext fart stories?
Sure. One greentext was about a man who farted during a job interview. He was so nervous that he couldn't hold it in. The interviewers tried to keep a straight face but it was obvious they were amused. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
Real girl fart stories: What are some funny real girl fart stories?
There was this girl in my class. During a very quiet exam, she accidentally farted. It was quite loud. She was so embarrassed and her face turned red. But then we all kind of giggled, and it became a funny memory.
Share some of the best fart stories.
Well, once in a crowded elevator, a little kid let out a tiny fart that was so high - pitched. Everyone heard it and the kid just giggled, which made the whole situation really funny.
Share a funny first date fart experience.
On a first date, a girl and a boy were walking in a botanical garden. The girl was a bit gassy from the food she ate before. She was trying to hold it in but then a little fart escaped. She was horrified. The boy, however, thought it was the funniest thing. He told her that it was just a natural body function and that it made the date more interesting. After that, they both loosened up and had a wonderful time exploring the garden together. This shows that sometimes these little embarrassing moments can actually bring people closer.
Can you tell me a really funny brain fart story that happened at school?
Sure. In class, the teacher asked me to read a paragraph out loud. I was so nervous that I read the words completely wrong. I mixed up the order of the words and made it sound like a whole new language. The whole class couldn't stop laughing.
Tell me some funny greentext fart stories.
Once there was a greentext that said a guy let out a really loud fart during a silent study session at the library. Everyone turned around and stared at him, but he just pretended like nothing happened and went back to reading. It was so funny.
What are some funny girl fart closet stories?
Imagine a girl who sneaked into the closet to eat some snacks she wasn't supposed to have. But the snacks made her gassy. When her mom called her out of the closet, she fumbled out while trying to hold in a fart. In the end, she couldn't and it was a really funny and awkward moment. She learned her lesson about eating those snacks secretly.
Funny embarrassing fart stories in school
In my high school English class, a boy in the back row farted during a very quiet reading time. It was like a trumpet blast. The whole class burst into laughter, and the teacher had to wait for a while to regain control.