What are Some Funny Fart in Public Stories You've Heard?
There's a story of a football game. A player was getting a pep talk from the coach on the sidelines. Just as the coach was giving some really intense motivational words, the player accidentally farted. The coach couldn't keep a straight face and started laughing, and soon the whole team was in stitches.
A friend told me about being in a library. It was very quiet, and then someone in the far corner let out a long, drawn - out fart. Everyone was trying so hard not to laugh out loud because it was a library. But the person who farted quickly grabbed their things and ran out, which was really hilarious.
What are some funny hot fart stories you've heard?
A guy I know was on a date at a nice restaurant. He had a really hot and smelly fart. He tried to play it off like it was someone else, but his date knew it was him. It was so awkward for him.
What are some of the most memorable funny public transit stories you've heard?
There was a story of a woman on the train who accidentally sat on a whoopee cushion that someone had left there as a joke. When she sat down, the loud noise made her jump up and look around in confusion. It was hilarious. See, public transport can be a place full of surprises. People from all walks of life come together, and sometimes these unexpected and funny things happen. One time, a group of teenagers on the bus were doing a very bad lip - sync performance to a song on the radio. They were so into it and didn't care at all about the strange looks they were getting. It was really entertaining.
What are some of the funniest family fart stories you've heard?
There was this time when my grandfather fell asleep on the couch during a family visit. He let out a small, quiet fart that smelled so bad. Everyone was trying not to laugh out loud so as not to wake him up.
What are some of the funniest dog fart stories you've heard?
There was this dog at a dog park. It was running around having a great time, and then all of a sudden, it stopped, lifted its tail, and let out a huge fart that seemed to echo a bit. All the other dogs just stared at it for a moment, and then went back to playing as if nothing had happened.
What are some of the funniest public poop stories you've heard?
I heard about a man who was on a long bus journey. He didn't want to use the bus toilet for some reason. When the bus finally stopped at a rest area, he rushed out. But in his hurry, he tripped and fell flat on his face right in front of the public toilet door, and then couldn't hold it any longer. It was really funny and everyone on the bus was talking about it for days.
What are some of the funniest public bathroom stories you've heard?
I heard about a public bathroom in a small town. There was a very old - fashioned hand - dryer there. One person put their hand under it, and it made this really loud screeching noise. Everyone in the bathroom started laughing. Then another person tried it, and the same thing happened. It became like a little comedy show in the bathroom that day.
What are the most memorable school fart stories you've heard?
I heard about a boy who farted during a school assembly. It was so loud that it echoed in the hall. The teachers were trying hard not to laugh, and all the students were looking around to find out who it was. Eventually, the boy next to him got blamed wrongly at first.
What are some funny revenge stories you've heard?
There was this instance where a person in an office always took the credit for others' work. One of his colleagues printed out pictures of donkeys and put them on his cubicle walls with the words 'Credit stealer'. It was really embarrassing for him. Another funny revenge story is that a person's friend always double - dipped their chips. So the person bought really spicy salsa and when the friend double - dipped again, his mouth was on fire.
What are some funny drunk stories you've heard?
There was a man who got drunk at a wedding. He mistook the bride's veil for a tablecloth and tried to pull it off the table (the bride's head) to clean up some imaginary mess. His face when he realized what he was doing was priceless.
What are some funny selfish stories you've heard?
I heard about a guy at a buffet. He piled his plate so high with food that some of it was falling off. When the waitress told him there were rules about taking too much, he said he had a big appetite. But then he couldn't finish it all and just left it on his plate. It was really a funny display of selfishness.