funny filipino joke stories

One funny Filipino joke story is about a group of Filipinos waiting for a jeepney. The jeepney was so full but they still tried to squeeze in. One guy said, 'We are like sardines in a can!' Another replied, 'No, we are like a family in a small house - too many people but lots of love!' And here's another. A Filipino teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student said, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' The teacher said, 'You're so smart! Now go and tell that to your Lola (grandmother) and make her smile!'

Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'

Here's one. A turkey says to another turkey on Thanksgiving, 'I'm a little worried.' The other asks, 'Why?' The first one says, 'Well, all these people keep talking about stuffing!'

Another one is about a bear. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know, I was born with them.' It's a clean and funny joke.

A kid at the Thanksgiving table asks, 'Why does the turkey have such a big fan (its tail feathers)?' His dad answers, 'Because it doesn't want to get too hot while it's cooking in the oven!'

Here is a short joke. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Funny joke stories usually contain elements of absurdity. Take the story of a fish that goes to a library and asks for a book on underwater cooking. It's so absurd that it makes people laugh. Also, they might play with language, like puns. For instance, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down.' This kind of wordplay adds to the humor.

A wolf entered a bar and ordered a drink. After drinking a few mouthfuls, the wolf began to feel a little dizzy. So he walked to the door of the bar and patted his shoulder before fainting on the ground. At this moment, a mysterious waitress came over and asked the wolf what was wrong. The wolf told her that he had been dizzy after a glass of wine. The waitress asked the wolf if he needed help. The wolf nodded. The waitress walked to the wolf and patted him on the shoulder." You're a wolf. You shouldn't drink in a bar." The wolf was confused. He asked the waitress,"what can I do to stay awake?" The waitress smiled and said,"You can try to go to a quiet place like at home or go for a walk in the park." Wolf thought for a moment, then nodded and left the bar. He felt a little dizzy when he got home, but he decided to hang in there. So he walked to the park and found a big tree to sit down. He drank some water and ate something, then he felt much better. He returned home to continue his work. In the end, he realized that he was getting more and more sleepy and blurry. He realized that he had been drinking again, so he went to the kitchen and found a glass of wine. He took a sip and felt much better. At this moment, he heard footsteps coming from outside the door. He walked to the door and found that it was a waitress. The waitress asked him,"What did you just say?" I don't understand." The wolf smiled and said,"I told her I was a wolf and shouldn't drink in a bar."

I can answer some humorous jokes. Here is an example: Once an editor asked him,"What kind of novel do you think is the easiest to publish?" Answer: " The kind of novel that can attract the interest of the readers at the beginning, and then the plot will continue to progress until the readers are deeply attracted and have no choice but to publish it." The editor was silent for a while and then said," You know, I'm the opposite. I prefer novels that are hated by readers at the beginning and have to give up in the end."

I can tell you some funny jokes! Why do some people always desperately pursue money and success? Because they didn't know that money and success wouldn't pursue them at all. There was a man who was trapped on an island. He caught a bird and a rabbit and prepared to cook them into a delicious meal. He asked the rabbit,"What do you want to eat?" "I want to eat carrots," the rabbit replied. He asked the bird,"What do you want to eat?" The bird replied,"I want to eat rabbits." The man immediately released the rabbit and the bird flew away. Why do some people always desperately pursue love? Because they didn't know that love wouldn't pursue them at all. A man went to the interviewer and asked him,"What do you think are your shortcomings?" The man replied,"I think I'm too honest." The interviewer asked,"What's wrong with that?" The man replied,"I don't think there's anything wrong with it." The interviewer said,"I agree with you, but that's not a flaw." The man replied,"I don't care what you think." Why do some people always desperately pursue comfort? Because they didn't know that comfort wouldn't pursue them at all.