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Can you share some funny Filipino joke stories?

2024-11-27 12:14
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2024-11-27 14:22

One funny Filipino joke story is about a group of Filipinos waiting for a jeepney. The jeepney was so full but they still tried to squeeze in. One guy said, 'We are like sardines in a can!' Another replied, 'No, we are like a family in a small house - too many people but lots of love!' And here's another. A Filipino teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student said, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' The teacher said, 'You're so smart! Now go and tell that to your Lola (grandmother) and make her smile!'

Can you share some Filipino funny stories?

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2024-12-16 10:25

One funny Filipino story involves a local market vendor. A tourist asked for a very specific type of fish that was quite rare in that area. The vendor, not wanting to lose a sale, said he had it. He then quickly ran to the back of his stall, grabbed a regular fish, and started shaping it with his hands and added some coloring from nearby spices to make it look like the rare fish. When he showed it to the tourist, the tourist was so shocked and amused by the vendor's creativity that he ended up buying it anyway.

Can you share some Funny Filipino Stories?

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2024-11-18 14:58

Sure. There is a story about a Filipino farmer. He had a very mischievous goat. One day, the goat managed to get into the neighbor's garden and ate all the newly planted vegetables. The farmer was so embarrassed that he chased the goat all around the village with a broom while the goat just kept running and bleating, making everyone laugh.

Can you share some joke funny stories?

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2024-11-25 01:17

There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.

Can you share some funny joke stories?

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2024-11-21 00:19

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some funny joke stories?

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2024-11-10 13:39

Here is another funny joke story. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I don't know; I was born with them.'

Tell me some more funny Filipino joke stories please.

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2024-11-27 08:55

Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'

Can you share some funny rude joke stories?

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2024-12-16 01:22

Once there was a man who went to a barber. The barber asked him how he wanted his hair cut. The man said, 'Just make me look like a famous movie star.' The barber replied, 'Well, I can't do magic, sir!' This is a bit of a funny rude joke as it has a touch of sass in the barber's response.

Can you share some funny short joke stories?

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2024-12-15 10:14

Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.

Can you share some funny blonde joke stories?

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2024-12-10 22:32

A blonde was given a puzzle to put together. After hours of trying, she finally called her friend and said, 'I can't do this puzzle. It says it's supposed to be a tiger on the box, but all I have are these small pieces!' Her friend said, 'Well, it's a jigsaw puzzle. You have to put the pieces together to make the tiger.' The blonde replied, 'Oh, no wonder it's so hard!'

Can you share some Khmer funny joke stories?

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2024-12-04 01:19

In a Khmer town, there was a barber. One day, a customer came in with a really long beard. The barber said, 'Sir, your beard is so long it could be a nest for birds!' The customer replied, 'Well, at least they will be safe from your scissors!' And they both had a good laugh.

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