Tell me some more funny Filipino joke stories please.
A Filipino joke goes like this. There was a man who was always late for work. His boss said, 'If you are late one more time, you're fired!' The next day, he was late again. His boss asked, 'Why are you late?' He said, 'Sir, I was following a very slow - moving funeral procession.' The boss said, 'That's no excuse!' And the man said, 'But sir, it was my own funeral!' Also, there's a joke about a Filipino auntie. She was knitting and she said, 'This knitting is like my life, full of knots and tangles but still beautiful in the end.'
One more funny Filipino joke story. A Filipino boy was given a math problem to solve. The problem was 2 + 2. He thought for a long time and then said, 'Ay, it's a window!' His teacher was so confused. Another story is about a Filipino family on a road trip. They got lost and the father said, 'We are so lost, we might end up in another country!' And the mother said, 'That's okay, as long as there are Filipinos there, we will feel at home!'
Here's a good one. A Filipino was at a restaurant and ordered a steak. When the steak came, it was really small. He said to the waiter, 'Ay, this steak is so small, it looks like it came from a mouse, not a cow!' Another joke is about two Filipinos arguing about who was the stronger. One said, 'I can carry a sack of rice on my back all day!' The other said, 'That's nothing. I can carry my mother - in - law on my back all day and she never stops talking!'
Tell me more funny Scottish joke stories.
Here's a funny one. A Scottish man walks into a pub and orders a whisky. The bartender says, 'That'll be 3 pounds.' The Scotsman says, '3 pounds? I could get a whole bottle for that at the shop down the road!' The bartender says, 'Well, you can go there then.' The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, but I don't have a glass there.'
Tell me more funny Hindi joke stories
In a Hindi village, there was a barber. One day a customer said, 'Make me look like a movie star.' The barber started shaving his head completely. When the customer saw himself, he was shocked. The barber said, 'Now you look like a bald movie star!' This made everyone around laugh. Well, in Hindi movies, there are some actors who are bald and still very popular. So the barber thought he was being creative.
Can you share some funny Filipino joke stories?
One funny Filipino joke story is about a group of Filipinos waiting for a jeepney. The jeepney was so full but they still tried to squeeze in. One guy said, 'We are like sardines in a can!' Another replied, 'No, we are like a family in a small house - too many people but lots of love!' And here's another. A Filipino teacher asked a student, 'What is the longest word in the English language?' The student said, 'Smiles, because there is a mile between its first and last letters.' The teacher said, 'You're so smart! Now go and tell that to your Lola (grandmother) and make her smile!'
Tell me more funny kid friendly joke stories.
Okay. Why is the doctor so angry? Because he has no patience. This simple play on words is easy for kids to get and can make them giggle.
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Here's one. A dad says, 'I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down!' Another is, 'Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.'
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Tell me some funny humor joke stories.
Here is a joke story. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.
Tell me some funny christmas joke stories.
What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Because elves are often associated with wrapping presents and if they sing, they can be called a 'wrapper' in this humorous play on words. This joke is really popular among kids during Christmas time as it combines the idea of elves and singing in a very silly way.
Tell me some funny dad joke stories.
Well, a dad joke story could be like this. A father was driving with his kids and said, 'I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.' It's a play on words as 'dough' can mean both the money and the stuff for baking. Another dad joke story is when a dad told his daughter, 'What's brown and sticky? A stick.' Simple yet funny. And there's the one where a dad said, 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.'
Tell me a short and funny joke story, please.
A snail got mugged by two turtles. When the police asked him what happened, he said, 'I don't know. It all happened so fast.'