funny ark survival stories

The world was cruel..... Especially for those who had lost their chances to shine. Aether was one of them.... Born with a golden spoon... yet, he was cast aside like a defective product. He longed for love, for warmth—but all he received was pain. Yet, he smiled, not because he wanted to, but because he had no other choice. With nothing but a broken heart and a hollow laugh, he stepped into the hell called society. "Can't you do a single thing right?!" "…Heh" "You're fired!!!" "…W-Wh…He" "I'm sorry, sir, but you need at least a bachelor's degree to apply." "…I-I am…Heh" "We can’t approve a loan without collateral." "…W-Why?" "Your father’s a politician, right? So, you know…" "…" The so-called society didn't welcome him very well... Yet, He pressed forward! After years of struggle, he finally secured a job—only to be reminded of his place. "Yeah, yeah… I know you got the job thanks to me. So don’t ever contact me or MY parents again," his brother sneered. "...Heh..." And just when he thought he had finally earned a sliver of recognition— "HONK!! HONK!!" Fate was merciless. A split second, a cruel twist, and his already miserable life came to an abrupt end. Yet, as the darkness closed in, he screamed into the void— “I JUST WANT TO LIVE!!!!!” A will that even the universe listened. !~Ding~! Reborn into a new world, Aether thought he had finally been given the chance to truly live. But instead of peace, he found himself in yet another struggle—not just to survive, but against something even more dangerous… Seduction!! Not just any seduction… but a mission to seduce and save the most unattainable women in existence! Seducing the Princess of an Empire! Seducing the Hero’s Mother! Seducing the Villain’s Wife?! ..... ... .. And the list only kept growing… He, a Mere slave, seduces them all.... WHAT KIND OF F## UP LIFE WAS THIS?!! But it wasn’t OVER—far from it.... These women… were even worse!! One wrong move, one careless mistake… and his life could be erased from existence! One thing became painfully clear—if he ever wanted to survive in this hellish world, there was only one path forward. He had to seduce them all. _________________ 1 bonus chap per 500PS. 1 bonus chap per 100GT. 3/5 bonus chap for reaching rank 100/80 in GT ranking respectively. Discord Server Link: 6JA46z23bw

Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start It is the Year 2052, mining workers in Country A have accidentally dug through a bottomless pit. Bizarre-looking creatures have escaped from underground and caused a large number of civilian casualties. The Abyssal Passage has opened! Ten gigantic Golden Ranking Lists have also appeared in the sky. The strange phenomenon has plunged the whole world into chaos. The Golden Ranking Lists have evolved from the will of the world. Those who get ranked on the Golden Ranking Lists will receive heavenly opportunities; the higher the ranking, the greater the rewards. The first person to be on a Ranking List will get its only divine-grade reward! From this point onwards, the fate of humanity will be all changed! Chu Feng bounces up from the sofa, gasping for his breath as he awakens to the year 2052. He can still feel the cold sensation of the long sword of his ‘good’ sworn Big Brother Lin Yi slicing through his heart. “I…..I’m not dead?” He soon realizes that he has been reborn 10 years back in time! The Tribulation has not yet arrived; none of the tragedies has happened yet! He knows what will happen in the next 10 years! He must now seize Big Brother’s opportunities, he must avenge himself! He must seize all the opportunities and ascend to the Golden Ranking Lists, and obtain all the divine-grade rewards as soon as possible before the invasion of the Abyss! He must become even stronger!

Being an alien field researcher stranded on Earth really made survival quite difficult. "Me, an alien, give me money!"

Welcome to a world of survival! While they were here, they had to forget about everything that they used to possess and work hard to stay alive! From the start, aside from the seed for a treehouse, they had no other equipment. They needed to find the hope to survive in this jungle fraught with danger. [Unlocking the authority of the creator of this world of survival.] What was happening?! [Failed to unlock the authority of the creator.] What now? This was a strange world. In this world, there were countless new fateful encounters and unknown discoveries. This is a story of adventure, focusing on exploration, land reclamation and unlocking the secrets of the world. It is a story about uncovering the truth behind the world. It is not a slow-paced kingdom building story.

Every player had the same starting resources. Everyone could choose to explore 10 rooms every day. One room could be dangerous while the other might contain resources. Players must do everything they could to survive. After he finished reading the instruction, Li Zheng heard a voice next to him. “Selecting a random daily reward…” “Congratulations. You have obtained a silver chest that contains a silver-grade blueprint for the Ordinary Detector, and a few other resources.” “Congratulations. You have obtained a bronze chest that contains a bronze-grade blueprint for the Air Purifier, and a few other resources.” “Congratulations. You have obtained a platinum chest that contains platinum-grade blueprints for the Ionized Knife, Intermediate-grade Genetic Cultivation Liquid, and TJP Shield, and many other resources.” “Congratulations. You have obtained a hyper legendary chest that contains…” Li Zheng looked at the colorful chests in front of him and grinned.

In a twist of fate, Jun Hao, a ruthless street thug known for his brute strength and sharp instincts, dies at the hand of the boss he served like a slave. When he thought he would die, he saw a screen flash before his eyes—it was a system and a status window! [System integrating: Become A Top Idol] Jun Hao finds himself abruptly transported into the body of Choi Joon-ho, a timid trainee hoping to make it big in the cutthroat world of idols through "Rising Stars," a highly popular idol survival show. In a world unfamiliar to him, where singing, dancing, and charisma reign supreme, Jun Hao must navigate the treacherous waters of an idol survival show or risk losing the life of his beloved younger sister.

Durch eine Laune des Schicksals stirbt Jun Hao, ein skrupelloser Straßengangster, der für seine rohe Kraft und seine scharfen Instinkte bekannt ist, durch die Hand des Bosses, dem er wie ein Sklave diente. Als er dachte, er würde sterben, sah er einen Bildschirm vor seinen Augen aufblitzen - es war ein System und ein Statusfenster! [Systemintegration: Werde ein Top-Idol] Jun Hao findet sich plötzlich im Körper von Choi Joon-ho wieder, einem schüchternen Auszubildenden, der hofft, in der hart umkämpften Welt der Idole durch "Rising Stars", einer sehr beliebten Idol-Survival-Show, groß rauszukommen. In einer ihm unbekannten Welt, in der Singen, Tanzen und Charisma an erster Stelle stehen, muss Jun Hao durch die tückischen Gewässer einer Idol Survival Show navigieren oder riskieren, das Leben seiner geliebten jüngeren Schwester zu verlieren.

Dalam sebuah kisah yang tak terduga, Jun Hao, seorang penggertak jalanan yang kejam dikenal karena kekuatan kasarnya dan naluri tajamnya, meninggal di tangan bos yang dilayaninya seperti budak. Ketika dia mengira akan mati, dia melihat layar muncul di depan matanya—itu adalah sistem dan jendela status! [Sistem mengintegrasi: Menjadi Idola Teratas] Jun Hao tiba-tiba mendapati dirinya dipindahkan ke tubuh Choi Joon-ho, seorang peserta pelatihan yang pemalu, berharap bisa sukses di dunia idola yang keras melalui "Bintang yang Naik," sebuah acara survival idola yang sangat populer. Di dunia yang tidak dikenalnya, di mana menyanyi, menari, dan karisma memerintah, Jun Hao harus menavigasi perairan berbahaya dari acara survival idola atau berisiko kehilangan kehidupan adik perempuannya tercinta.

Chen Wen was an Uber driver before he transmigrates into this world as a sailor. However, little did he know in a few hours his ship would sink after hitting a reef. When he finally wakes up, he finds that he has drifted to a tropical island. On the verge of a breakdown, he awakens a system. [The Druid's Inheritance has been activated] [Recipient of the Inheritance: Chen Wen] [Level: Uninitiated (Currently you have no understanding of a Druid)] [Inheritance Points: 0 (Inheritance Points are earned after each Wilderness Cultivation session)] [Current Function: Extract or Plunder]

Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start