One of the funniest stories was about a tribe that built their base on top of a small hill. They thought they were safe from most threats. But then a huge group of dilos came up the hill. The dilos were so small compared to the base, but they were so determined. They kept trying to jump up and get in, and the tribe members were running around inside trying to defend. It was like a scene from a comedy movie, with the little dilos being so fierce and the big tough tribe freaking out.
I remember a story where a player was trying to ride a rex for the first time. They climbed on top, but instead of running forward, the rex just started spinning in circles. The player was screaming and trying to get it to stop, but it just kept spinning until it got dizzy and fell over. It was really funny.
In my Ark experience, there was this time I tried to tame a huge brontosaurus. I thought I had enough narcotics to keep it knocked out. But I miscalculated and it woke up in the middle of the taming process. It was so angry and started stomping around my base. It destroyed half of my fences before I managed to calm it down. Looking back, it was a chaotic and funny event.
A very memorable ark survival funny story for me was when I was part of a tribe. We were all preparing for a big battle against another tribe. We had our dinos all lined up and ready. But then one of our dinos, a really big and clumsy one, accidentally stepped on our own supply of weapons. It crushed them all and we had to quickly scramble to find more while the other tribe was already approaching. It was chaos but also very funny because of how silly the situation was.
My tribemate was trying to build a secret underwater base. He had everything planned out. But when he finally finished building it and went to show it off, he realized he had built it right next to a school of megalodons. Every time he went in or out of the base, those megalodons would come and circle around. It was really funny to watch him try to dodge them all the time. And he ended up having to relocate the whole base.
In Ark Survival, I had a really funny experience with building. I was building a huge base near a river. I thought I had it all planned out perfectly. But when the first rain came, the river flooded and half of my base was underwater. I had to quickly move all my stuff to higher ground while my dinos were running around all confused. It was a total mess but also very funny in hindsight.
Once, my friend was trying to tame a triceratops. He prepared all the right food but accidentally threw the food at himself instead of the dinosaur. The triceratops just stared at him like he was crazy. It was hilarious.
One funny story is when my friend was trying to tame a dodo. He chased it around for ages with berries in his hand. The dodo kept running in circles and finally ran straight into a tree and got stunned. It was so silly looking that we couldn't stop laughing.
Well, in Ark Survival, I once built a huge base near a river. I thought it was a great location until a group of beavers decided to turn my base into their own. They started chewing on the walls and building their dams right in the middle of my floor. I had to fight them off with a slingshot while trying not to damage my own base too much. It was quite the adventure.
A man who survived a plane crash in the jungle. He befriended a monkey that led him to a waterfall with fresh water. He used his torn shirt to filter the water. His clumsy attempts to follow the monkey around for food were really funny. He ate berries that made his face turn purple but they were edible. After a week, he was rescued.
Ark: Survival Evolution was an open-world action-adventure game published by Studio Wildcard. It was released on June 2, 2015 on Steam for early access, and the official version was released worldwide on August 29, 2017. This was a survival action-adventure game. Players were in an open world full of dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures with a high degree of freedom. They could customize their characters and improve their survival skills by hunting, obtaining resources, cultivating and taming primitive creatures, building and upgrading facilities, and so on. The core was the survival and evolution of the characters. The game supports both single player and multiplayer modes, and the conditions for the victory of different characters are slightly different. Since its release, it had sold more than 12 million copies, and the number of daily active users on multiple platforms was stable at hundreds of thousands. On April 23, 2023, Studio Wildcard announced that Ark: Survival Ascension would be released on PC, XBox, and Game Pass by the end of 2024. At the same time, the official server of Ark: Survival Evolution would be closed. Players could save their data and continue playing on their own servers or switch to a new version by saving and migrating. The setting included setting the story on a mysterious island called "The Ark." The player woke up with a strange implant to help him survive. The goal of the game was to reveal the secrets of the Ark and the true purpose of the world. In terms of world setting, there was a mysterious ark island with all kinds of dinosaurs, prehistoric creatures, ruins, and high-tech facilities on the island. Players had a "survivor mark" on their wrists to record their progress, etc. The island had a rich ecosystem with unique creatures and resources in different landforms. Players had to establish relationships with creatures. The main mission and exploration of the game would reveal the secrets behind the ark. In terms of characters, the players could customize their names, appearances, and attributes. There was no default protagonist. There were NPCs such as Helen, Rockwell, and so on. Helen was an Australia paleometrist, and her adventure notes allowed the players to understand biological and environmental information. Rockwell was a British aristocrat and scientist, and his research records provided information on ark technology and experiments. He later became an enemy character. In addition, the new DLC for Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version and Ark: Survival Evolution, Bob's Adventures: The Battle of the Wasteland, would be released in December 2024. Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version will be available on the iPhone, Epic Games, and Google Play. The base game, Ark: Island, will be free, and the maps will be paid for. When it is released, you can experience the three DCs, Ark: Island, Ark: Scorched Earth, and Ark: Distortion. Ark: Creation 1 & 2 and Ark: Wonderland are scheduled to be released in 2025. The new "Bob's Adventures: Battle of the Wasteland" would bring new creatures (such as armored dogs), new buildings (such as garages), new skins, three new vehicles (off-road vehicles, monster trucks, and racing cars), as well as new content such as the "Tribe Tower" that could provide buff effects for the tribe. The novel "Imperial Beast Soars" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
The mobile version of Ark: Survival Evolution can be downloaded in the following ways: - Gourd Man Version: First, download the Gourd Man APP in the browser, open it, and search for Ark Survival Evolution. The second to last saved version was that this version had a Silverback King Kong BOSS that could summon Giant Apes and Middle Monkeys, a Broodmother Spider BOSS that could summon Spiders, and an Elite Tyrannosaurus Rex. However, King Kong and Spiders were easy to hide. - Version 7723: download the 7723 game box, click on the resources on the homepage, and then search for the Ark Survival Evolution Boss. This version has King Kong, Elite Tyrannosaurus Rex, Yeti, Mantis, and the Southern Gigantic Dragon and Tyrannosaurus Rex that can be farmed anywhere. - [Bug Assistant Version: You can find it directly by searching in Bug Assistant. There are more bosses in this version, including the Giant Dodo Boss.] He had to be careful not to save it, or else the BOSS would disappear. In addition, Ark: Ultimate Mobile will be available on the iPhone, Epic Games, and Google Play in December. The novel " Hundred Years of Spaceship " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!