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Lackey's Seducing Survival Odyssey

Lackey's Seducing Survival Odyssey

The world was cruel..... Especially for those who had lost their chances to shine. Aether was one of them.... Born with a golden spoon... yet, he was cast aside like a defective product. He longed for love, for warmth—but all he received was pain. Yet, he smiled, not because he wanted to, but because he had no other choice. With nothing but a broken heart and a hollow laugh, he stepped into the hell called society. "Can't you do a single thing right?!" "…Heh" "You're fired!!!" "…W-Wh…He" "I'm sorry, sir, but you need at least a bachelor's degree to apply." "…I-I am…Heh" "We can’t approve a loan without collateral." "…W-Why?" "Your father’s a politician, right? So, you know…" "…" The so-called society didn't welcome him very well... Yet, He pressed forward! After years of struggle, he finally secured a job—only to be reminded of his place. "Yeah, yeah… I know you got the job thanks to me. So don’t ever contact me or MY parents again," his brother sneered. "...Heh..." And just when he thought he had finally earned a sliver of recognition— "HONK!! HONK!!" Fate was merciless. A split second, a cruel twist, and his already miserable life came to an abrupt end. Yet, as the darkness closed in, he screamed into the void— “I JUST WANT TO LIVE!!!!!” A will that even the universe listened. !~Ding~! Reborn into a new world, Aether thought he had finally been given the chance to truly live. But instead of peace, he found himself in yet another struggle—not just to survive, but against something even more dangerous… Seduction!! Not just any seduction… but a mission to seduce and save the most unattainable women in existence! Seducing the Princess of an Empire! Seducing the Hero’s Mother! Seducing the Villain’s Wife?! ..... ... .. And the list only kept growing… He, a Mere slave, seduces them all.... WHAT KIND OF F## UP LIFE WAS THIS?!! But it wasn’t OVER—far from it.... These women… were even worse!! One wrong move, one careless mistake… and his life could be erased from existence! One thing became painfully clear—if he ever wanted to survive in this hellish world, there was only one path forward. He had to seduce them all. _________________ 1 bonus chap per 500PS. 1 bonus chap per 100GT. 3/5 bonus chap for reaching rank 100/80 in GT ranking respectively. Discord Server Link: 6JA46z23bw
Fantasy
1798 Chs
Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start

Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start

Global Survival: 100 Times Cultivation Speed From The Start It is the Year 2052, mining workers in Country A have accidentally dug through a bottomless pit. Bizarre-looking creatures have escaped from underground and caused a large number of civilian casualties. The Abyssal Passage has opened! Ten gigantic Golden Ranking Lists have also appeared in the sky. The strange phenomenon has plunged the whole world into chaos. The Golden Ranking Lists have evolved from the will of the world. Those who get ranked on the Golden Ranking Lists will receive heavenly opportunities; the higher the ranking, the greater the rewards. The first person to be on a Ranking List will get its only divine-grade reward! From this point onwards, the fate of humanity will be all changed! Chu Feng bounces up from the sofa, gasping for his breath as he awakens to the year 2052. He can still feel the cold sensation of the long sword of his ‘good’ sworn Big Brother Lin Yi slicing through his heart. “I…..I’m not dead?” He soon realizes that he has been reborn 10 years back in time! The Tribulation has not yet arrived; none of the tragedies has happened yet! He knows what will happen in the next 10 years! He must now seize Big Brother’s opportunities, he must avenge himself! He must seize all the opportunities and ascend to the Golden Ranking Lists, and obtain all the divine-grade rewards as soon as possible before the invasion of the Abyss! He must become even stronger!
Sci-fi
1396 Chs
Share some funny Ark Survival Evolved stories.
Once, my friend was trying to tame a triceratops. He prepared all the right food but accidentally threw the food at himself instead of the dinosaur. The triceratops just stared at him like he was crazy. It was hilarious.
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2024-11-08 06:57
Share some ark survival evolved funny stories.
One funny story is when my friend was trying to tame a dodo. He chased it around for ages with berries in his hand. The dodo kept running in circles and finally ran straight into a tree and got stunned. It was so silly looking that we couldn't stop laughing.
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2024-11-07 11:47
Ark Survival Evolved
Ark: Survival Evolution was an open-world action-adventure game published by Studio Wildcard. It was released on June 2, 2015 on Steam for early access, and the official version was released worldwide on August 29, 2017. This was a survival action-adventure game. Players were placed in an open world full of dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures with a high degree of freedom. They had to customize their characters and improve their survival skills through hunting, obtaining resources, cultivating and taming primitive creatures, building and upgrading facilities to meet challenges. The core was the survival and evolution of the characters. It supported single and multiplayer modes, and the conditions for victory in different modes were slightly different. Since its release, it had sold more than 12 million copies, and the number of daily active users on multiple platforms was stable at hundreds of thousands. On April 23, 2023, Studio Wildcard announced that Ark: Survival Ascension would be released on PC, iPhone, and Game Pass by the end of 2024. At the same time, the official server of Ark: Survival Evolution would be closed. Players could save their data and continue playing on their own servers, or switch to a new version by saving and migrating. The new DLC, Bob's Adventures: The Wasteland War and Ark Ultimate Mobile Version, will be released in December 2024. The "War of the Wasteland" would bring new creatures (such as armored dogs), new buildings, new skins, and three new vehicles (off-road vehicles, monster trucks, and racing cars). The new building "Tribe Tower" could provide tribe buffs. Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version will be available on the iPhone, Epic Games, and Google Play. The base game Ark: Island will be free, but the maps will be paid-for. Some of the maps will be available at the time of release, and some are planned to be released in 2025. The novel "Hundred Years of Spaceship" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-06 15:01
Ark Survival Evolved
Ark: Survival Evolution was an open-world action-adventure game published by Studio Wildcard. It was released on June 2, 2015 on Steam for early access, and the official version was released worldwide on August 29, 2017. This was a survival action-adventure game. Players were in an open world full of dinosaurs and prehistoric creatures with a high degree of freedom. They could customize their characters and improve their survival skills by hunting, obtaining resources, cultivating and taming primitive creatures, building and upgrading facilities, and so on. The core was the survival and evolution of the characters. The game supports both single player and multiplayer modes, and the conditions for the victory of different characters are slightly different. Since its release, it had sold more than 12 million copies, and the number of daily active users on multiple platforms was stable at hundreds of thousands. On April 23, 2023, Studio Wildcard announced that Ark: Survival Ascension would be released on PC, XBox, and Game Pass by the end of 2024. At the same time, the official server of Ark: Survival Evolution would be closed. Players could save their data and continue playing on their own servers or switch to a new version by saving and migrating. The setting included setting the story on a mysterious island called "The Ark." The player woke up with a strange implant to help him survive. The goal of the game was to reveal the secrets of the Ark and the true purpose of the world. In terms of world setting, there was a mysterious ark island with all kinds of dinosaurs, prehistoric creatures, ruins, and high-tech facilities on the island. Players had a "survivor mark" on their wrists to record their progress, etc. The island had a rich ecosystem with unique creatures and resources in different landforms. Players had to establish relationships with creatures. The main mission and exploration of the game would reveal the secrets behind the ark. In terms of characters, the players could customize their names, appearances, and attributes. There was no default protagonist. There were NPCs such as Helen, Rockwell, and so on. Helen was an Australia paleometrist, and her adventure notes allowed the players to understand biological and environmental information. Rockwell was a British aristocrat and scientist, and his research records provided information on ark technology and experiments. He later became an enemy character. In addition, the new DLC for Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version and Ark: Survival Evolution, Bob's Adventures: The Battle of the Wasteland, would be released in December 2024. Ark: Ultimate Mobile Version will be available on the iPhone, Epic Games, and Google Play. The base game, Ark: Island, will be free, and the maps will be paid for. When it is released, you can experience the three DCs, Ark: Island, Ark: Scorched Earth, and Ark: Distortion. Ark: Creation 1 & 2 and Ark: Wonderland are scheduled to be released in 2025. The new "Bob's Adventures: Battle of the Wasteland" would bring new creatures (such as armored dogs), new buildings (such as garages), new skins, three new vehicles (off-road vehicles, monster trucks, and racing cars), as well as new content such as the "Tribe Tower" that could provide buff effects for the tribe. The novel "Imperial Beast Soars" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-07-27 19:42
What are the most memorable ark survival evolved funny stories?
In my Ark experience, there was this time I tried to tame a huge brontosaurus. I thought I had enough narcotics to keep it knocked out. But I miscalculated and it woke up in the middle of the taming process. It was so angry and started stomping around my base. It destroyed half of my fences before I managed to calm it down. Looking back, it was a chaotic and funny event.
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2024-11-07 14:05
Best ark survival evolved fanfiction stories
One great ark survival evolved fanfiction is 'The Island's Secret'. It's about a survivor who discovers a hidden cave on the island filled with rare resources and ancient artifacts. Another good one is 'Taming the Titans', which focuses on a character's journey to tame the most powerful dinosaurs in the game. And 'Survivor's Alliance' is also popular, it tells the story of different survivors coming together to build a huge, prosperous base.
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2024-11-20 15:14
What are the most memorable funny Ark Survival Evolved stories you know?
My tribemate was trying to build a secret underwater base. He had everything planned out. But when he finally finished building it and went to show it off, he realized he had built it right next to a school of megalodons. Every time he went in or out of the base, those megalodons would come and circle around. It was really funny to watch him try to dodge them all the time. And he ended up having to relocate the whole base.
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2024-11-08 00:28
What are the characteristics of funny comics about Ark: Survival Evolved?
They often have humorous depictions of players' adventures and mishaps in the Ark world. Maybe showing funny interactions with dinosaurs or crazy builds.
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2025-11-08 07:26
What are some ark survival evolved sad stories?
There was a story where a group of friends played Ark Survival Evolved together. One of them had a base that they were really proud of. However, during a raid by another tribe, their base was completely destroyed. They lost all their resources, their tamed creatures, and the memories associated with that base. It was really sad as they had to start all over again from scratch. It not only affected their in - game progress but also their friendship as they started to blame each other for not being better prepared for the raid.
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2024-11-18 06:14
What is the story of Ark Survival Evolved?
The story of Ark Survival Evolved is set in a world filled with prehistoric creatures. You play as a survivor stranded on an island full of danger. There are various tribes, and the goal is often to survive, build shelters, tame dinosaurs, and explore the mysteries of the ark. It's about adapting to this harsh and primitive environment and uncovering the secrets behind the existence of these arks and the strange creatures within them.
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2024-11-23 23:04
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