What are some of the most memorable funny bad neighbor stories?
One neighbor had a garden full of gnomes. One day, he decided to paint them all bright pink for some reason. Then he put up a big sign that said 'Pink Gnome Garden'. It was so tacky and we couldn't help but chuckle. But then he started moving the gnomes around our yard at night as a 'prank'. It was not so funny after that.
I had a neighbor who thought it was okay to water his plants with a hose that sprayed all over the sidewalk and onto our porch. When we told him about it, he said he was just sharing the water. Also, he had a parrot that would squawk at all hours of the day and night. It drove us crazy.
What are some of the most memorable funny bad parent stories?
I heard of a parent who tried to build a treehouse for their kids. They were not very handy at all. The treehouse ended up looking like a lopsided box that was about to fall apart. The kids were a bit disappointed but also found it really funny how bad their parent was at building things. It was a story that everyone in the neighborhood talked about for a while.
What are the most memorable devious sexy neighbor stories?
One memorable story was when my neighbor invited me over for a 'neighborhood get - together' which was just the two of us. She had dimmed the lights and put on some soft music. She was wearing a very sexy dress and was being very coy and devious in her conversations. It was a bit of an awkward but also exciting situation.
What are some of the most memorable funny 2020 stories?
Well, the trend of DIY haircuts in 2020 was quite funny. A lot of people attempted to cut their own hair when salons were closed. Some ended up with really strange and uneven hairstyles that they had to live with for a while. It was funny to see their before - and - after pictures on social media.
Can you share some funny bad neighbor stories?
Well, I had a neighbor who constantly played really loud music late at night. When we asked him to keep it down, he just ignored us. Another time, he threw a party and all his guests parked in our driveway, blocking us in. It was a total nightmare.
What are the most memorable funny bad timing stories you've heard?
A student was about to answer a really difficult question in class that he had studied hard for. But just then, the fire alarm went off. By the time they got back to class, the teacher had moved on to the next topic.
What are the most memorable hot neighbor stories you have?
My hot neighbor is a great athlete. I remember seeing him training for a marathon. He would run around the neighborhood every morning. One day, I joined him for a short run. He encouraged me all the way and shared some great running tips. His determination and fitness are really inspiring.
What are some of the most memorable gangsterbb funny stories?
One memorable story is about a gangsterbb called Max. He was in a 'negotiation' with another gang. He was trying to act all tough and intimidating. But his pants accidentally split right in the middle of the meeting. Everyone burst out laughing, and the tense situation turned into a comedy. He was so embarrassed that he just ran away. It was really funny how something so unexpected could completely change the mood.
What are some of the most memorable funny eviction stories?
One funny story is about a tenant who painted the entire apartment bright pink without permission. When the landlord saw it, his face was priceless. He immediately evicted the tenant. Another time, a tenant filled the bathtub with live fish and was using it as a makeshift fishpond. The landlord walked in and couldn't believe his eyes. That led to an eviction too.
What are some of the most memorable funny evangelism stories?
I heard of an evangelist who visited a school. He was showing a picture of Jesus to the kids. One kid asked if Jesus could play basketball. The evangelist said yes. And the kid then said he wanted to play with Jesus because he thought Jesus would be really good at dunking. It was a really cute and funny moment that opened up a great discussion about Jesus' superhuman abilities in a kid - friendly way.
What are some of the most memorable funny wingman stories?
I remember this time when my pal liked a girl in our class. I became the wingman. I noticed she always sat in the same spot in the library. So I convinced my friend to also study there. One day, I 'accidentally' spilled my coffee near her table. My friend helped clean it up and they started talking. It led to a great friendship and later something more. This story is funny because it was all about being in the right place at the right time and using a little clumsiness to our advantage.