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My roommate is a devil

My roommate is a devil

Excerpt: "Now the most important rule," he paused to gain her full attention and when he was sure, she was listening carefully he added, "we do not touch, or let others touch our body except shaking hands, and friendly hugs, no matter what's the case."  Bella looked at him and blinked, "but you touched my ass, Alex." she accused him again making him dumbfounded. Alex coughed embarrassed, remembering how he  was enjoying touching her and even commented it was firm and perky. "I was in sleep Bella, i did not know." he was telling the truth. But Bella added, "but you said in any case, Alex." her reasoned left him speechless once again.   Now what shall he do, if he said this was an exception, she would ask him to make a list of exceptions.  He sighed, "okay, it was  a mistake Bella, i apologise." he replied sincerely, he should not take advantage of her childlike innocence. "It's alright, let me touch your ass, and we will be equal" ****** Alex was broke, he doesn't have enough money to pay his sisters fees and buy something for her for Christmas. He wanted to do something, special for her this Christmas, so he took the advice of his best friend to give his room on rent. But due to Christmas holidays, he didn't get any application from a man to take the room. In desperation, he accepted the girl who had asked many times for the room. What he doesn't know is, the girl is a demon ran away from the group who came to destroy the happiness of festivities. She, who is like a child of the superhero. Innocent yet powerful met with a pair of humble and mature Alex and funny and flirt Michael with the sweetness of Anna. What chaos will they make together? Come and find out. THIS BOOK IS THE GOLD TIER WINNER OF WPC #149, HAPPY HOLIDAYS. Hope you would give this sweet and unique love story a try. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: The cover is not mine. I have taken it from Pinterest. If the owner wants, I can change it anytime.
Fantasy
263 Chs
The Hidden CEO Is My Roommate

The Hidden CEO Is My Roommate

Some said he was a monster, while others claimed he was so hideous that his mother had no choice but to hide his face from birth. All in all, no one knew what Gabriel Alistair looked like.  The truth? His mother hid him to keep him safe from the assassins that had taken his father's life! Gabriel lived an isolated life for twenty-five years of his life.  Unfortunately, he's tired of the mask and wants to live a "normal" life. After planting a fill-in to take his place so as not to draw attention to his absence, Gabriel decides to take control of his destiny and travels to another city secretly. However, fate seems to have other plans for him. Zoe Clark is a chronic liar and was once a  spoiled young miss until her family went bankrupt. Unfortunately, she returned from the states and had to lie and keep up with her past lifestyle. Sadly, she gets duped and upon getting news of the fraudster's location, she runs to the airport to give him a piece of her mind.  Gabriel and Zoe cross paths and their phones get switched in the process. Realizing that his identity was in jeopardy, Gabriel tracks her down only to find out that she has sold his phone and further putting his identity at risk.  Homeless and broke, Zoe could not shake him off her trail. To make sure Miss Liar doesn't take off, Gabriel comes up with an amicable solution to their situation. To keep an eye on her and make sure his identity remains intact, they must live together. Yes, they were going to be roommates.  Buckle your belts people, because there are certain rules to staying together.  —-------------- "Why do you want that cellphone so much?" Zoe questioned him, unable to understand his obsession with the device. He was rich for crying out loud, he could always get another one.  "None of your business," Gabriel answered, hoping that would end her questioning. However, he was wrong because she stepped into his room with him.  "Do you know?" Zoe continued, not paying attention to the fact that she has overstepped her boundaries by stepping into his room, uninvited. She just broke one of the house rules.  "My father says I'm like a dog because when I get a scent, I pursue it to the end. I know you're lying and hiding something …." Zoe tried to grab his arm to get his attention since he had his back turned to her.  However, it happened in the twinkle of an eye, she was pushed up against the wall with Gabriel snarling down at her face, "It's none of your goddamn business! I feed you and keep your lying ass out of the streets and you find the cell phone, period!"  A small gasp left Zoe's lips, stunned at the brutality in his tone. Why was he so sensitive to that phone?  With her chest heaving, they stared at each other and she was unable to say a word. However, it wasn't until a minute later that Zoe realized how intimate they were in this position with their bodies pressed flush against each other.  She gulped, they just broke one of the house rules.  And why does he look so handsome with an angry face?  Dear God, she must have lost her  mind. ---- Want a mix of comedy with fluffy romance with sizzling attraction? Turn on to the next page because your dearest Glimmy is sure to keep you entertained! Note: Since Female lead is a teacher, this book would deal with bullying and other corruption within the educational system. Let's give this book a try! Thank you!
Urban
223 Chs
MY ROOMMATE IS A GHOST

MY ROOMMATE IS A GHOST

“Y-you're a ghost, right?! But why do you look like this?!” Brian half screamed when he saw the pale woman in front of him when Brian just opened his eyes in his rented apartment room. Brian Tricakradara is a young man who just graduated from college and wants to find a challenge in life by migrating to the city of Bandung to study business in a family company led by his uncle. In that city, Brian chose to rent a simple apartment, and after that, his relaxed life completely changed. It turned out that apart from Brian, there was another occupant named Sabina in the apartment, who claimed to be the owner of the room. However, Sabina is not a human to Bride who does have the Sixth Sense. And strangely, Sabina admits that she is not a ghost even though she does not have a body. And claims to be the permanent owner of the apartment room that Brian has rented. How can Brian live his life well with Sabina? Will Brian endure sharing a room with a woman who claims to be human but looks like a ghost to him? Let's follow the story in MY ROOMMATE IS A GHOST *** Hi dear Readers! MY ROOMATE IS A GHOST will be present every day from April 1, 2022, until the end. You are also welcome to read my other works while waiting for the love story of Sabina and Brian, yes! Works by other Knisa authors: 1. BLOCKED LOVE 2. BRIDE OF MASTER HYBRID 3. BETWEEN CEO AND SINGLE MOM 4. Rich Widower And Beautiful Boss 5. THE YOUNG WIDOW AND THE MAN FROM THE PAST 6. STEPMOM FOR YOUR SON So, don't be bored waiting for my updates because there are still many works for you to read. Big Love to you guys, and happy reading!!!
Fantasy
185 Chs
Funny college roommate stories
Once, my roommate thought it would be funny to hide all my left shoes. I was running late for class and couldn't find any of them. When I finally found them in the microwave (of all places), we both had a great laugh.
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2024-11-03 13:22
Funny bad roommate stories
One time my roommate tried to cook a simple meal but ended up setting off the smoke alarm. The kitchen was filled with smoke and the food was completely charred. He just stood there looking confused while I was running around trying to open all the windows to let the smoke out.
2 answers
2024-11-05 00:58
Funny Drunk Roommate Stories
My drunk roommate once tried to climb into the wrong bed. He was so confused and when we told him it wasn't his, he argued that it was his 'new upgraded bed'. He finally realized his mistake when he saw his own stuff on the other side of the room. It was really funny to watch his dazed expression.
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2024-12-13 10:30
More funny bad roommate stories
There was this one roommate who thought he was a great dancer. He would randomly start dancing in the middle of the living room, often knocking things over. One time he knocked over a lamp while doing his crazy dance moves and just laughed it off while I was left to clean up the mess.
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2024-11-05 06:02
Are there any funny gay sex roommate stories?
One time, two gay roommates decided to redecorate their living room. But they had such different tastes. One liked modern minimalism and the other liked bohemian style. They ended up with a really eclectic and kind of crazy - looking living room that they just learned to love and laugh about. Every time a new guest came, they would tell the story of how it came to be, which was always hilarious.
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2024-11-20 13:35
Tell me some funny roommate stories.
Once, my roommate tried to cook for the first time. She was making pancakes but got so confused between salt and sugar. The pancakes came out tasting like a very strange, salty mess. We still laugh about it today.
3 answers
2024-12-12 15:17
Funny college roommate stories involving midnight adventures
There was this one midnight when my roommate got the crazy idea to have a water balloon fight in the dorm hallway. We filled up dozens of balloons and started throwing them at each other. Soon, other dorm mates joined in. It was chaos but so much fun. We all ended up soaked and got a warning from the RA the next day, but it was totally worth it.
2 answers
2024-11-03 17:13
What are some funny drunk gay roommate stories?
Well, once my drunk gay roommate tried to do a fashion show in our living room at 3 am. He was wearing all these crazy mismatched outfits and strutting around like he was on a Paris runway. It was hilarious.
2 answers
2024-11-01 17:32
Can you share some roommate funny stories?
Sure. One time my roommate tried to make pancakes. But he was so clumsy that he ended up with pancake batter all over himself and the kitchen. It was hilarious.
2 answers
2024-12-07 10:05
Can you share some funny roommate horror stories?
My former roommate had a pet snake that got loose. I woke up one morning and almost stepped on it. It was slithering around the living room. He didn't seem too worried though, just casually looking for it while I was freaking out on a chair.
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2024-10-25 21:11
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