funny college roommate stories

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

After the Gaokao ended, Lin Feng started working at a bar to earn tuition. Unexpectedly, he encountered a beautiful woman who was drowning her sorrows, insisting that Lin Feng drink with her. Both got drunk as skunks, unconscious. When Lin Feng woke up, the beautiful woman had already left, and the previous night seemed like a dream. Two years later, during the first semester of his sophomore year, a beautiful tutor suddenly joined his class. Lin Feng: Hm? This beautiful lady, why does she look a bit familiar? Zhang Yuxi: Lin Feng, do you still remember that night two years ago? Lin Feng: ??? When Lin Feng saw the four adorably clueless babies in Zhang Yuxi's home, he knew he couldn’t run away anymore…

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Noel likes his world quiet, clean, and perfectly organized. He’s the kind of guy who alphabetizes his books, avoids eye contact, and considers a wild night one where he reads past midnight. Drama? Not his thing. Parties? Pass. Sharing a dorm with a chaotic stranger? Just another obstacle to endure—hopefully, temporarily. Enter Luca: flirtatious, chaotic, and chronically shirtless. A walking disaster with too many admirers and not enough awareness, he leaves messes—and broken hearts—wherever he goes. Loud, reckless, and charming, he’s everything Noel can’t stand… and somehow, everything he can’t stop noticing. What starts as a clash of lifestyles soon turns into late-night conversations, innocent pranks, and lingering stares. Somewhere between eye rolls and shared ramen, their rivalry begins to blur—until even Noel can’t deny his quiet little world feels empty without Luca. Noel wonders why his heart skips a beat whenever Luca’s near. And Luca? He’s realizing the one person who doesn’t fall for his charm might be the only one who truly sees him. Falling in love was never part of the roommate agreement—but hearts don’t follow house rules. --- Vibes & Tropes: Grumpy x Sunshine Forced Proximity Mutual Pining & Slow Burn Sass, Snark, and Secret Softness Movie nights, pranks, cuddles, and the accidental love story

Arissa berpikir kalau ia baru saja membuat sebuah kesalahan besar dengan menandatangani kontrak tinggal setahun dengan seorang maniak seks. Teman satu kontrakannya, Cristan dengan santainya selalu membawa wanita yang berbeda setiap malam untuk menjadi penghangat tempat tidurnya dan Arissa harus menahan derita untuk selalu menyumbat telinganya yang memerah akibat desahan dan erangan erotis yang harus ia dengar setiap malam. Masalahnya, ia baru saja pindah dan mendapat pekerjaan jadi ia tidak mungkin untuk langsung mencari tempat tinggal baru kan? Belum lagi, ia juga harus membantu mengirim uang bulanan ke panti asuhan dan anak tunggalnya. Hhh... Walaupun si maniak seks itu berwajah sangat menarik dengan tubuh yang luar biasa sempurna, Arissa harus bertahan untuk menuntaskan kontrak tempat tinggal sementaranya dan segera pindah secepat mungkin...

Excerpt: "Now the most important rule," he paused to gain her full attention and when he was sure, she was listening carefully he added, "we do not touch, or let others touch our body except shaking hands, and friendly hugs, no matter what's the case."  Bella looked at him and blinked, "but you touched my ass, Alex." she accused him again making him dumbfounded. Alex coughed embarrassed, remembering how he  was enjoying touching her and even commented it was firm and perky. "I was in sleep Bella, i did not know." he was telling the truth. But Bella added, "but you said in any case, Alex." her reasoned left him speechless once again.   Now what shall he do, if he said this was an exception, she would ask him to make a list of exceptions.  He sighed, "okay, it was  a mistake Bella, i apologise." he replied sincerely, he should not take advantage of her childlike innocence. "It's alright, let me touch your ass, and we will be equal" ****** Alex was broke, he doesn't have enough money to pay his sisters fees and buy something for her for Christmas. He wanted to do something, special for her this Christmas, so he took the advice of his best friend to give his room on rent. But due to Christmas holidays, he didn't get any application from a man to take the room. In desperation, he accepted the girl who had asked many times for the room. What he doesn't know is, the girl is a demon ran away from the group who came to destroy the happiness of festivities. She, who is like a child of the superhero. Innocent yet powerful met with a pair of humble and mature Alex and funny and flirt Michael with the sweetness of Anna. What chaos will they make together? Come and find out. THIS BOOK IS THE GOLD TIER WINNER OF WPC #149, HAPPY HOLIDAYS. Hope you would give this sweet and unique love story a try. ------------------------------------------------------------------- Note: The cover is not mine. I have taken it from Pinterest. If the owner wants, I can change it anytime.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Two university student find their self struck in one room because there where no more hostels for them to leave in, a boy named davis richmond and a girl named bianca underwood. Davis is cheerful and jovial while bianca is a prankster, davis is afraid of bianca because of her pranks, they both fall in love along the way but there are external forces keeping them from being together. What are this external forces find out in the story.

Some said he was a monster, while others claimed he was so hideous that his mother had no choice but to hide his face from birth. All in all, no one knew what Gabriel Alistair looked like.  The truth? His mother hid him to keep him safe from the assassins that had taken his father's life! Gabriel lived an isolated life for twenty-five years of his life.  Unfortunately, he's tired of the mask and wants to live a "normal" life. After planting a fill-in to take his place so as not to draw attention to his absence, Gabriel decides to take control of his destiny and travels to another city secretly. However, fate seems to have other plans for him. Zoe Clark is a chronic liar and was once a  spoiled young miss until her family went bankrupt. Unfortunately, she returned from the states and had to lie and keep up with her past lifestyle. Sadly, she gets duped and upon getting news of the fraudster's location, she runs to the airport to give him a piece of her mind.  Gabriel and Zoe cross paths and their phones get switched in the process. Realizing that his identity was in jeopardy, Gabriel tracks her down only to find out that she has sold his phone and further putting his identity at risk.  Homeless and broke, Zoe could not shake him off her trail. To make sure Miss Liar doesn't take off, Gabriel comes up with an amicable solution to their situation. To keep an eye on her and make sure his identity remains intact, they must live together. Yes, they were going to be roommates.  Buckle your belts people, because there are certain rules to staying together.  —-------------- "Why do you want that cellphone so much?" Zoe questioned him, unable to understand his obsession with the device. He was rich for crying out loud, he could always get another one.  "None of your business," Gabriel answered, hoping that would end her questioning. However, he was wrong because she stepped into his room with him.  "Do you know?" Zoe continued, not paying attention to the fact that she has overstepped her boundaries by stepping into his room, uninvited. She just broke one of the house rules.  "My father says I'm like a dog because when I get a scent, I pursue it to the end. I know you're lying and hiding something …." Zoe tried to grab his arm to get his attention since he had his back turned to her.  However, it happened in the twinkle of an eye, she was pushed up against the wall with Gabriel snarling down at her face, "It's none of your goddamn business! I feed you and keep your lying ass out of the streets and you find the cell phone, period!"  A small gasp left Zoe's lips, stunned at the brutality in his tone. Why was he so sensitive to that phone?  With her chest heaving, they stared at each other and she was unable to say a word. However, it wasn't until a minute later that Zoe realized how intimate they were in this position with their bodies pressed flush against each other.  She gulped, they just broke one of the house rules.  And why does he look so handsome with an angry face?  Dear God, she must have lost her  mind. ---- Want a mix of comedy with fluffy romance with sizzling attraction? Turn on to the next page because your dearest Glimmy is sure to keep you entertained! Note: Since Female lead is a teacher, this book would deal with bullying and other corruption within the educational system. Let's give this book a try! Thank you!

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.