funny jewish dating stories

There was this one time when a Jewish girl was on a blind date. Her date was talking non - stop about his knowledge of the Torah. She was a bit intimidated at first. But then, when they ordered food, he accidentally got some of the kosher food on his face. She couldn't help but giggle. It made the date much more relaxed, and they ended up having a great time chatting about all sorts of things, not just religious stuff.

Sure. A Jewish couple went on a date to a Hanukkah fair. The guy was trying to win his date a big stuffed dreidel. He was so focused on it that he didn't notice he was bumping into other people. When he finally won it, he presented it to her with a big, goofy grin and a little bow. It was really charming in its own clumsy way.

Sure. There is a story about a Jewish grandmother. She was at the market and saw a very expensive fish. She told the fishmonger, 'Your fish is so costly. It should be wearing a diamond ring!' This simple yet humorous comment shows the Jewish sense of humor that often comes from their unique perspective on life and value.

One time, a girl showed up to an online date wearing a huge costume of her favorite cartoon character because she lost a bet with her friend. The guy she was meeting was so surprised at first but then found it hilarious. They had a great time together just because of that unique start. They still laugh about it today and are still dating.

A guy put up a profile picture from when he was a chubby teenager by mistake. When he met a girl for a date, she didn't recognize him at first. When she realized the mix - up, they both had a good laugh and still had a great date.

My friend had a date at a zoo. They were looking at the monkeys and one of the monkeys started making faces at them. My friend's date started making faces back. Before long, they were both just standing there making silly faces at the monkey and having the best time. It was really cute and a very unique dating experience.

There was this girl on Tinder who claimed to be a great cook. When she met up with the guy she was chatting with, she decided to make a simple pasta dish at his place. However, she accidentally used salt instead of sugar in the sauce. The resulting taste was so bad that they both ended up ordering pizza and had a great laugh about it.

There was this couple who met through craigslist dating. They had planned a nice dinner date. But the guy accidentally went to the wrong restaurant. He called the girl in a panic. In the end, they just decided to meet at a nearby park and have a picnic instead. It was a chaotic start but they ended up having a great time.

Sure. One story is about a Jewish wedding where the ring bearer, who was a little boy, got so distracted by the delicious food at the reception that he almost forgot to bring the rings up. He was found near the dessert table with the rings still in his pocket, munching on a cookie.

Online platforms can also be a great source. There are websites and blogs that focus on Jewish culture and humor. Some Jewish comedians also share their funny stories on their social media pages. You can search for keywords like 'funny Jewish stories' and explore the various content available.