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She was forced by her husband and his mistress to jump into the sea and commit suicide, only to be rescued and taken care of by the jerk's uncle for seven years. He had become her backer and protected her meticulously. For seven years, no one dared to look down on her. Her reputation was tarnished. She had a miscarriage and divorced before. The scumbag ex-husband was also his nephew. On the other hand, he would not marry anyone other than her. He did not care about rumors and barbaric words, and for this, he did not hesitate to go against the entire clan. … Initially, she thought that the most tragic thing in life was to love the wrong person. Later on, she realized that it wasn't. It turned out that the most tragic thing was that you finally found true love, but at that time, you were covered in wounds. She was as cold as ice and he was passionate as fire. She had persisted for seven years, and so had he. In the end, she still lost to that persistent flame and agreed to marry him. However, the night before they were about to go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get their marriage certificate, she woke up and returned ten years ago. That year, she was in the prime of her youth. She was still as beautiful as ever, and her youth was not wasted. That year, he was handsome and promising. She looked at herself in front of the mirror and silently cried. "Uncle, this time, I'll give you the best.”

Sie wurde von ihrem Ehemann und seiner Geliebten gezwungen, ins Meer zu springen und Selbstmord zu begehen, nur um gerettet und sieben Jahre lang von dem Onkel des Mistkerls gepflegt zu werden. Er war ihr Unterstützer geworden und beschützte sie akribisch. Sieben Jahre lang wagte es niemand, auf sie herabzusehen. Ihr Ruf war beschädigt. Sie hatte eine Fehlgeburt und war geschieden. Der miese Ex-Ehemann war auch sein Neffe. Andererseits würde er niemanden außer ihr heiraten. Er kümmerte sich nicht um Gerüchte und barbarische Worte, und dafür zögerte er nicht, sich gegen den gesamten Clan zu stellen. ... Anfangs dachte sie, das Tragischste im Leben sei es, sich in den falschen Menschen zu verlieben. Später erkannte sie, dass es das nicht war. Es stellte sich heraus, dass das Tragischste war, dass man endlich die wahre Liebe fand, aber zu diesem Zeitpunkt von Wunden bedeckt war. Sie war kalt wie Eis und er war leidenschaftlich wie Feuer. Sie hatte sieben Jahre durchgehalten, und er auch. Am Ende verlor sie doch gegen diese beharrliche Flamme und willigte ein, ihn zu heiraten. Doch in der Nacht bevor sie zum Standesamt gehen wollten, um ihre Heiratsurkunde zu bekommen, wachte sie auf und kehrte zehn Jahre zurück. In jenem Jahr war sie in der Blüte ihrer Jugend. Sie war noch immer so schön wie eh und je, und ihre Jugend war nicht verschwendet. In jenem Jahr war er gutaussehend und vielversprechend. Sie betrachtete sich im Spiegel und weinte still. "Onkel, diesmal werde ich dir das Beste geben."

A 30-year-old Chinese NEET is reincarnated into the body of an otaku that choked to death on instant noodles. As he comes to grips with his new life, he realizes that this world is subtly different from Earth. The denizens of this world are far better looking, and this new world also possesses futuristic technology as well as mysterious Yin Yang masters! After reincarnating, he realized that he was endowed with a miraculous game-like system, which enables him to increase his own stats and transcend the limits of the human body. This system even has a game-breaking ability to save and load in real life! In this new world that’s akin to a 2-D game, he just wants to enjoy life and head for a glorious future... However, he is quickly embroiled in a complex plot. Can he unlock his true potential and utilize his system to break the shackles that confine him and discover the truth about his previous body’s circumstances? Note: This novel have an open ending with multiple possibilities, all fans are welcome to imagine an ending together.

Let her shout out: "Oh handsome and sweet-talking Tokyo gentleman, I must have you. You are mine!" This is the story of how a boy from Iwate Prefecture became a Tokyo gentleman.

Palagi siyang masunurin at maamo sa loob ng tatlong taon ng kanilang lihim na kasal, pinapanood habang pinalilibutan niya ang sarili ng mga babae at nalubog sa walang katapusang mga iskandalo. Sa araw na bumalik sa bansa ang paksa ng kanyang hindi nasukliang pag-ibig, tahimik niyang iniabot sa kanya ang kasunduan ng diborsyo. "Ano, may gusto ka bang iba?" tanong niya nang malamig. Ngumiti siya nang walang pakialam. "Oo. Maaaring hindi mo ako kinikilala bilang iyong asawa, ngunit may kikilalanin sa akin bilang kanilang kasintahan." Kalaunan, nang kilalanin ng Pamilya Thompson ang kanilang koneksyon, naging isang mayamang anak na babae siya na hindi na niya maabot. Habang dumarami ang mga lalaking nagkakagusto sa kanya, napagtanto ni Michael Gallagher na sa loob ng tatlong taong iyon, nagtanim siya ng mga binhi ng pag-ibig na ngayon ay lumago na bilang isang matayog na puno, na nagbubuklod sa kanya habambuhay.

After struggling in the apocalypse for ten years, Yao Ran died and returned to the three months before everything began. She returns with hatred and thirsts for revenge, intent on making those who owe her pay with their lives. With her grandfather's inheritance, Yao Ran sold everything and frantically hoarded weapons, medicine, food, and supplies. She sharpened her sword, stockpiled up supplies, settled scores with scoundrels and villains, and repaid them with both enmity and kindness. When disaster strikes, she begins her revenge, facing a dangerous world, and is determined to outlast her previous life.

In a humble village untouched by ambition, ​Hua Jin lives an idyllic life as the adored daughter of a farming family—a rarity in an era where sons reign supreme. Content with her simple joys and doting kin, she dreams only of peace… until the skies turn vengeful. But Hua Jin has a secret: a mystical space brimming with untold resources. While others scramble when droughts scorch crops, floods drown kingdoms, and plagues darken horizons, she smirks. "We’ve got this." Yet survival isn’t just about hoarding grain. With her family’s unwavering love as her shield, Hua Jin masterminds a laid-back revolution: turning their farm into a fortress, bartering wit for wealth, and outsmarting fate itself. Who needs panic when you’ve got a lazy genius with infinite storage and a clan that laughs in the face of doom?

The dead cannot speak. It means the living can create any story they want. Inheritance, honor and wealth can be taken away by lies. However, what happens when a person, who was presumed to be dead, returns alive? ⓒ SAN.G, Wuxiaworld, NaughtyOtter / BIFROST 2021

Initially, the four elder brothers of the affluent Sang family disapproved of everything about their biological sister, their hearts and eyes solely focused on their foster sister. The eldest brother said, 'Stop embarrassing yourself with your acting, just retire from the industry.' The second brother remarked, 'Your life is less significant than Jiaojiao's movie premiere.' The third brother declared, 'Didn't buy you a gift, you are an outsider after all.' The fourth brother insisted, 'Don't come to my game, Jiaojiao will be there.' - After repeated disappointments, Sang Qiao carried her bag and left, not only setting up her own company to make money but also participating in a dating show with her ex-fiance as her partner. Just when she finished the show diligently, thinking she could gracefully retire from it, she suddenly felt a pair of large hands encircling her waist, and a man's voice murmured deeply: 'Where do you think you're going, naughty girl? Were you just leading me on this whole time? Hmm?' Sang Qiao: '!' I was taking the dating show seriously, and you actually fell in love???' From then on, she gained a powerful supporter, reaping the rewards of both a flourishing career and a love life. However, the four brothers, betrayed by their foster sister and realizing how wrong they were in their treatment of Sang Qiao, deeply regretted their past actions, attempting every means to reconcile. Facing the eldest brother she said: 'Stop squatting at my doorstep begging, you're affecting the city's appearance.' To the second brother she said: 'You've only lost a leg, if I take care of you, I'd be losing five million!' Confronting the third brother: 'Keep dumping trash at my doorstep and watch how unpleasant I can be.' And to the fourth brother: 'Tomorrow I'm going to visit a friend's dog, so I have no time for your competition.'

This book is a sequel to "Mr CEO, Move On!" To read this book, you have to read the first book to understand many things ______ Lai Jiayi, someone with a fear of man has to play a real-life dating sim game to save her dad's life, but her capture target is someone who still can't forget his deceased lover?! Lai Jiayi has definitely made progress with the capture target, Zhao Yang, but the other remaining players won't just let her be… More and more difficult missions appear, the game updated frequently, bringing a new and challenging setting to the players. The difficulty level is doubled! Can Lai Jiayi win the CEO's heart and win the game? 101 days countdown!