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funny short sales stories

funny short sales stories

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Pampered by Short-Lived Bigshot

When they first met, Tang Wan sighed, “The fifth young master of the Jiang family is just as the rumors said. He’s celibate, aloof, prideful, and is a man to be revered. Unfortunately, he’s so smart that he no longer has any will to live, which made him sickly, and he’s going to die soon… Later on, the fifth young master brought her into his room. When she came out, everyone stared at her in shock. Why was she crying? …… Later on, it was said that the fifth young master returned after he recovered from his illness, and he brought a girl back. She appeared pure and harmless, but underneath that harmless appearance, she was actually a spitfire that offended quite a number of people. But the fifth young master just said, “I brought her back, so I’ll let her do whatever she wants. If… anything happens, I’ll take responsibility.” His best friend gave him a reminder. “You’re going to be responsible for someone from the Tang family?” “Since she came back with me, she’s mine. She’s just a young girl and is spoilt. I have to take responsibility.” After Tang Wan married into the Jiang family, she only had one mission. She must give birth to his children before he died! Meanwhile, the fifth young master was puzzled. “You’re a gentle and shy girl during the day, so why are you so different during the night?” Tang Wan thought. ‘I have to make every second count. He won’t be able to live long.’ After she gave birth to his son and he became one year old, Tang Wan was prepared to become a widow. However… ‘Why isn’t he dead yet?’ Much later, the fifth master of the Jiang family asked her, “I heard that you’ve been looking for my death every day. Do you want to kill me by sucking me dry?”
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1385 Chs
Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

Sinful Fantasies: Short Forbidden Erotica Collections

BLURB:18+ Explicit Content Reader Discretion Strongly Advised Content Warnings:This collection contains graphic s****l content, dubcon, age-gap, taboo relationships, religious roleplay, rough scenes, morally gray characters, and explicit adult language. If you're sensitive to dark, controversial, or boundary-pushing themes, this is not the book for you.Some cravings are whispered in secret. Others are too twisted, too forbidden, to ever say out loud.Until now.Sinful Fantasies is a collection of sinful, unapologetic erotic tales where the rules don't apply and the boundaries are meant to be broken. Step into a world where the lines between right and wrong blur in the heat of passion. From priests who can't stay celibate to stepdads who can't say no, each story is a slow fall into deliciously dark temptation. They're off-limits, They're wrong, And they're exactly what you've been aching for. Indulge the fantasies you’re not supposed to have. ****** "You like that, don't you?" he said, his voice low and rough. His lips hovered right at my neck. "Kiss me, Cole," I begged, my head sinking back into the seat. "I…" He leaned in just a little, his lips close enough for me to taste his breath, but then he stopped. "Not now, Mia," he said with that smug voice. His hand trailed lower, gliding over my belly, fingers slipping under the waistband of my trousers. He didn't even hesitate—his fingers dipped lower, brushing over the wetness soaking through my panties. "Damn," he groaned in my ear. "You're fucking soaked."
Urban
343 Chs
Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories

Love Me Harder And Other Short Love Stories

Short stories to accompany you.. STORY-1: Falling For The Antagonist, Mr. Choi! Seeing her father getting killed right in front of her eyes, Na Ae Ra swears that she will avenge her father. 12 years later, she finds the person who killed her father, was none other than her first love, Choi Yu Shik. What will Na Ae Ra do? Will she avenge her father or not do anything? STORY-2: Love Me Harder Song Yu Qi, a high school graduate gets married to a man whom she barely knows. Without knowing much about him, she soon falls in love with him. Since then, a cute give and take relationship starts in between the two. STORY-3: The Promise Baek Ji Ah and Kang Minhyuk were living happily married for a year until, Baek Ji Ah's long-lost childhood friend, Lee In Joon appears and their married life crumbles. Will Ji Ah be able to amend her broken heart by finding love in her childhood friend's embrace or get back with her husband? STORY-4: An Unexpected Proposal Han Sora always had a crush on Lee Yi Kyung since high school and she even encourages herself to propose him on the graduation day but instead gets proposed by Yi Kyung's elder brother, Lee Junsu... Will Sora's heart melt with Junsu's flowing love? Or Does Junsu's heart gets broken into pieces? STORY-5: Love Amidst Investigation Park Ji Hyun is a detective who has been framed for killing her own brother. While running away from being caught, she meets a handsome young man, Han Seo Jun, who helps her all the time. She falls in love with him and investigates the murder of her brother. STORY-6: I Travelled Into A Comic and Made The CEO Fall For Me Son Mina is a young university students who gets body shamed for being fat and ugly. One day while reading her favorite comic, she travels into that comic world. Her soul gets swapped with the comic's female lead's body. And with that she makes the CEO fall for her.... STORY-7: I Hate You, I Love You Park Ji Sang always loved Kim Yeon-Ah but never expressed his feelings towards her and they remain friends. Due to a certain incident, Yeon-Ah slaps him and starts to hate him. Five years later, they meet again and this time Ji Sang tries his best to express his feelings towards her. STORY-8: Forbidden Relationship Despite of being married, Choi Ah-Yeong cheats behind her husband’s back. Not because he is a bad person but because she again has feelings for her ex who returned back. Will Ah-Yeong leave her husband, Jung Sang Hoon for her ex, Kang Dae Hyun? STORY-9: Feelings Rekindled Byeon Da-Jung and Yang Woo-Jin were married to one another but they divorced soon after four years. Four years later, they meet again due to some circumstances and realize the mistakes they did and that they still have feelings for one another. Will they get back with one another or go separate ways? NOTE: This book is still under progress so, I apologize to make you all wait! Thank you for your love and support! Stay safe and take care y'all!!!
Urban
256 Chs
Can you share some funny short sales stories?
A car salesman had a very old and beat - up car on his lot. Instead of hiding its flaws, he made up a story that it was a movie star's car from an old action film. He put up posters of the movie around the car. People were intrigued and he sold the car at a good price.
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2024-11-06 16:24
What are some interesting sales funny stories?
There was a sales guy selling camping gear. He was showing how easy it was to set up a tent. He got all the poles out and started putting them together, but in his haste, he ended up making a lopsided, crazy - looking tent that looked more like a modern art sculpture. The customers were in stitches.
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2024-10-25 09:02
What are the most memorable sales meeting funny stories?
In a big sales meeting, the projector malfunctioned and instead of showing the product slides, it showed a picture of a cute puppy. The presenter, instead of getting flustered, just said 'Well, this is our new secret weapon - cuteness! If our product was as cute as this puppy, we'd sell a million units!'. This unexpected turn of events made the meeting really funny and also showed how to adapt quickly in a situation.
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2024-11-05 02:23
Can you share some sales funny stories?
Sure. There was a salesperson who tried to sell a vacuum cleaner to an old lady. He was so enthusiastic in demonstrating how powerful it was that he accidentally sucked up the lady's cat's tail. The cat went wild and the lady was shocked at first but then burst into laughter.
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2024-10-25 19:40
What are the key lessons from short sales stories?
One key lesson is the importance of market research. In short sales stories, those who succeed often do their homework. For example, an investor who short sells a stock needs to know the company's financials well.
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2024-11-14 11:00
What are the most memorable stories from the 'collection of funny sales stories'?
There's a story where a salesman was selling shoes. He put on a pair to show how comfortable they were and started doing a little dance. But he tripped and fell flat on his face. Another memorable one is about a tech salesman who was demonstrating a new smartphone. He accidentally dropped it into a fish tank while showing off its water - resistance feature.
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2024-11-17 23:26
Can you share some sales meeting funny stories?
In a sales meeting, one of the new salespeople was so nervous that when it was his turn to speak, he started his pitch with 'Our product is so great, it can even make your cat do the dishes!'. Obviously, cats can't do dishes, but it was such a hilarious mistake that the whole room erupted in laughter. After that, he was able to relax and give a proper presentation. It was a really funny moment that lightened the mood of the usually serious sales meetings.
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2024-11-04 23:59
Can you share some funny car sales stories?
A very old lady came to the dealership. She wanted a sports car but she was so short that she could barely see over the dashboard. When we tried to convince her to choose a more suitable car, she said she wanted to relive her youth and nothing would stop her. In the end, she bought the sports car and had a special cushion made to sit on so she could see the road.
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2024-11-08 19:33
Can you share some funny retail sales stories?
Sure. One time, a customer came into the store asking for a left - handed screwdriver. The salesperson was confused for a moment, then realized the customer just meant a regular screwdriver as there's no such thing as a truly left - handed screwdriver. It was quite hilarious.
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2024-11-24 12:12
What are some of the most memorable funny car sales stories?
One memorable story was when a young guy came in wearing a superhero costume. He was looking for a car that could match his 'powers'. He kept asking if the cars could go faster than a speeding bullet. It was quite a sight.
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2024-11-08 22:28
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