What are the most memorable sales meeting funny stories?
In a big sales meeting, the projector malfunctioned and instead of showing the product slides, it showed a picture of a cute puppy. The presenter, instead of getting flustered, just said 'Well, this is our new secret weapon - cuteness! If our product was as cute as this puppy, we'd sell a million units!'. This unexpected turn of events made the meeting really funny and also showed how to adapt quickly in a situation.
What are the most memorable funny safety meeting stories?
There was a safety meeting at a mine. A miner told how he got lost in a not - so - big mine section once. He was following the safety signs but somehow ended up in a storage room. He thought he had discovered a new part of the mine and started yelling for help. When they found him, everyone laughed. It was funny because it showed that even with safety signs, people can get confused.
What are some of the most memorable funny car sales stories?
One memorable story was when a young guy came in wearing a superhero costume. He was looking for a car that could match his 'powers'. He kept asking if the cars could go faster than a speeding bullet. It was quite a sight.
What are the most memorable stories from the 'collection of funny sales stories'?
There's a story where a salesman was selling shoes. He put on a pair to show how comfortable they were and started doing a little dance. But he tripped and fell flat on his face. Another memorable one is about a tech salesman who was demonstrating a new smartphone. He accidentally dropped it into a fish tank while showing off its water - resistance feature.
What are some of the most memorable funny sacrament meeting stories?
Well, I remember one where a dog wandered into the sacrament meeting. It ran up to the front and just sat there looking at everyone. The pastor didn't know what to do at first, but then he just laughed and said it must be there to listen too. It made the whole atmosphere really light - hearted.
What are some of the most memorable funny fake meeting stories?
There was this one fake meeting where we were in a 'pirate - themed' world. Everyone was talking in pirate accents. One guy said we should make our ships out of giant pumpkins. Another memorable one was a pretend meeting about living on the moon. A person suggested we use moon rocks as pillows. It was so silly.
What are some of the most memorable funny business meeting stories?
One memorable story is when during a video conference meeting, a person's cat walked across the keyboard and accidentally muted everyone else. So, the person was talking non - stop while others were trying to figure out what happened. Eventually, they realized it was the cat's doing. It was really funny.
What are some of the most memorable funny zoom meeting stories?
I remember a Zoom meeting where a person's dog started barking really loudly at the mailman outside. The person was trying to shush the dog while still looking professional on camera. It was quite a sight. Everyone was chuckling.
Can you share some sales meeting funny stories?
In a sales meeting, one of the new salespeople was so nervous that when it was his turn to speak, he started his pitch with 'Our product is so great, it can even make your cat do the dishes!'. Obviously, cats can't do dishes, but it was such a hilarious mistake that the whole room erupted in laughter. After that, he was able to relax and give a proper presentation. It was a really funny moment that lightened the mood of the usually serious sales meetings.
What are the most memorable funny stories of 2020?
In 2020, my local community organized a drive - by birthday parade for a 90 - year - old neighbor. The cars were all decorated with balloons and signs. But one car's balloons got loose and started flying all over the place. It was chaos but also really funny. It made the old man laugh a great deal.
What are the most memorable funny will stories?
One memorable one is about a man who left his beloved old hat to his parrot in his will. The parrot would then perch on the hat and cackle as if it knew it was now the owner of this special hat.