One more. I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down! (The pun is on 'put down' which can mean both physically putting the book down and not being able to stop reading it)
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
There was this guy who named his dog Rolex. It's a watchdog. (The pun is on 'watchdog' as Rolex is a watch brand and the dog is supposed to watch). Well, this joke combines the idea of a luxury brand name with the function of a dog in a really funny way. We expect a watch to tell time and a dog to watch over things. By naming the dog Rolex, it creates a humorous connection between the two different concepts.
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' - the magical transformation and simply entering a place.
Another one. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of being interested and losing money in the context of banking.)
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Here's another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This is a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh without any inappropriate content.
A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.
Sure. Here's a clean joke: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. As for a funny story, once there was a little boy who thought his nose was too big. So he decided to pull it every day to make it smaller. After a week, his nose was still big but his arms were really long.
There was a cat that always followed its owner everywhere. One day, the owner decided to take a bath. The cat was very curious and sat outside the bathroom door meowing. When the owner opened the door after the bath, the cat looked at the owner in a very strange way as if it didn't recognize the clean and wet human in front of it. It was really a funny moment.