Can you share some clean funny pun joke stories?
One more. I'm reading a book on anti - gravity. It's impossible to put down! (The pun is on 'put down' which can mean both physically putting the book down and not being able to stop reading it)
Here's another. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of interest and losing money in terms of interest in banking).
Do you have any other clean funny pun joke stories?
There was this guy who named his dog Rolex. It's a watchdog. (The pun is on 'watchdog' as Rolex is a watch brand and the dog is supposed to watch). Well, this joke combines the idea of a luxury brand name with the function of a dog in a really funny way. We expect a watch to tell time and a dog to watch over things. By naming the dog Rolex, it creates a humorous connection between the two different concepts.
Can you share some funny clean joke stories?
Here is another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. It's a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh.
Can you share clean short funny joke stories?
Sure. A bear walks into a bar and says, 'Give me a whiskey... and a cola.' The bartender asks, 'Why the big pause?' The bear says, 'I don't know. I was born with them.' This simple joke plays on the double meaning of 'pause' and 'paws'.
Can you share some funny pun stories?
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. This plays on the double meaning of 'turn into' - the magical transformation and simply entering a place.
Can you share some best clean joke stories?
Sure. Here's one: A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store. Another one: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Can you share some good clean joke stories?
Here's another. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. This is a simple and clean joke that can make people laugh without any inappropriate content.
Can you share some funny dirty pun stories?
Another one. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. (The pun is on 'lost interest' which can mean both losing the feeling of being interested and losing money in the context of banking.)
What are some of the best funny clean joke stories?
A joke like this is also great. What did one wall say to the other wall? I'll meet you at the corner. It's a very simple and innocent joke that can bring a smile.
Can you share some joke funny stories?
There was a man who always told his dog to stop imitating him. One day, he was doing yoga, and the dog did exactly the same poses. He said, 'Stop it!', and the dog replied, 'Woof, woof!', which in dog language might mean 'But you started it!'.
Can you share some funny joke stories?
Sure. Here's one. A magician was walking down the street and turned into a grocery store.